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For proper size reference, those are just normal-sized lamp chops they're holding...

I tried to get a buyer.

Man, the Tunney's ain't going to allow no outlaw outfit to be running in their backyard.

I hope he sues the fuck out of everyone and wins everything.

Jet Blue has capped the cost of plane tickets out of Florida at $99 Delta.... has not... https://finance.yahoo.com/news/jetblue-caps-ticket-prices-florida-99-ahead-hurricane-irma-173232462.html

The look on Drake Younger's face in the last second of that clip: "Welp, that was some nutshot."

To all the naysayers, I don't think they could have handled the Asuka situation any better. They didn't even bring up her injury to my knowledge. They just said RAW and Smackdown want her and it is time for her to go. She came out of this so much better than if they pulled the "30 day" rule. Now she looks like the woman who "beat" NXT. She's undefeated, held the title longer than any champion since probably Hogan, and now she's leaving because she has nothing left to prove.

Let's put an end to the TNA/Impact/GFW saga for good. Please. Think of all the great retrospective documentaries we can get out of this on WWE Network. Kurt Angle will be like "My whole TNA run was an alcoholic haze. I thought I was demoted to Velocity the whole time."

No, Thomas Rich is the world's worst Tommy Rich.

Let's be clear about something. No matter how you feel about the Patriots there is never a bad time to shit on Roger Goodell.

If they move to Toronto and start hiring, I will do everything in my power to work there so I can answer these kinds of questions.

AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT

The last thing I think about when I hear "Kairi Sane" is that goofy jobber on Smackdown or that cringey NXT stable. But maybe that's just me.

That's exactly what I was thinking of. I just really want a weekly wrestling TV show that takes the best parts of good in ring wrestling, different Corgan-era production values and stories, and the charm of stuff like Being the Elite and Southpaw Regional Wrestling.

They could just air Being the Elite as is and probably get a better rating.

The franchise that won 8 championships currently resides in Baltimore anyway.

The only NFL titles that matter before the Super Bowl era are the ones the Packers won because they were always the best team and never actually lost any time in history except to cheating losers. Especially, in the 1970's.

I started work on a symphony. This will be the last time I say anything out loud about it until it's done.

On this episode of The Flintstones..

FTFY

Might be my favorite low blow sell in a long time.

Can "X-Pac heat" please be renamed "Ziggler heat?"

Why was she kissing a toilet seat?

This new celebration rule in the NFL is going a bit too far in the other direction!

RIPPA~! unearths the greatest thing DEAN~! has ever written~! FORTY~! men in a Royal Rumble is about TWENTY~! people too many~! FIT FINLAY~! kicks the shit out of JOHNNY SWINGER~! KOJI KITOA~! sucks~! RUSSIA~! is weird~! PRESTON MOTHERFUCKING QUINN~! ALEX WRIGHT~! SANDMAN~! TEXAS TERMINATOR HOSS~! http://deathvalleydriver.com/dvdvr180/

Because TNA IS STUPID' Severn could not make the debut show and apparently TNA insisted on a title change. But it seems like Shamrock could still win that battle royal, then build to the Severn match.

Enzo and Cass moved a lot of merch in their time, and it's pretty obvious Cass wasn't the driving force behind that.

Truth hurts. I can't stand the way they decided to pretend the Ravens were an expansion team and that the new Browns get all history. It's fucking ridiculous. Nobody tries to give the Ravens half of the Colts' history, or claim the Texans get the history of the Oilers instead of the Titans. The franchise currently residing in Baltimore won 4 AAFC and 6 NFL titles. The one in Cleveland has won jack and shit.

If New Japan starts selling a customizable Taguchi Japan jersey, I am all over that. I paid import on Daryl, I can handle the price. Having Yoshitatsu on your team is like losing three people to injury.

"So where is Bryan tonight?" And suddenly Brie knows what it's like to be Roman Reigns.

Being the Elite with production values.

He doesn't "get" that he's a money mark getting fleeced by old carnies.

Wait, what? SID wrestled in Japan?! I imagine him trying to fistbump the fans yet they all just scatter at the sight

It's clean, I'll test it myself, goddamn it!

And they'll still have enough quality ingredients to make a fine sauce.

MAN, fuck y'all, I want Baszler to win. She feels like the closest WWE is going to get to BattlArts, and I don't know if you know this about me but I love me some fuckin' BattlArts. The NXT Singers latching onto Mercedes was nauseating, but thankfully they gave it up early. This match was so my shit, just rugged and authentic feeling. Maybe in the next decade, wrestlers will figure out that they look like fucking goobers when they do the five move combos and shit, because if you don't you can have matches that look this goddamn good. Going into this, I finally understood the dread people

Ironically, the Olsen Twins today look like they used to work at ECW.

While it's not Glorious, this theme isn't bad.

Surely that should be Destruction in Hiroshima 2.

Tanahashi's "Winona Ryder in Reality Bites" cosplay is on point.

UPDATE 17 OF 17 - through August 31 No movement in the standings from last week. Elsalvajeloco is your 2017 winner! Everyone down to RossWB at 6th will get a prize, as well as SorceressKnight in last place. I'll start PMing the winners tonight. Standings 1 [- 1] Elsalvajeloco - 48 points (22/26, tiebreak 0.108) 2 [- 2] _MJ_ - 48 points (32/16, tiebreak 0.311) 3 [- 3] Paco - 58 points (26/32, tiebreak 0.157) 4 [- 4] The Natural - 58 points (32/26, tiebreak 0.348) 5 [- 5] DreamBroken - 60 points (32/28, tiebreak 0.105) 6 [- 6] RossWB - 62 points (32/30, tiebreak 0.137) 7 [- 7]

Yep. Sometimes ugly is the new handsome. Doc unmasked:

aja like "man they're totally gonna blame this on me"

They probably found some of those in a warehouse and figured they needed a way to market them, looking at you boots to asses shirt no one wanted you the first time.

When the fans storm the ring and throw him out into the aisle for accidentally insulting cows, they'll know, they'll know.