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For proper size reference, those are just normal-sized lamp chops they're holding...

Jet Blue has capped the cost of plane tickets out of Florida at $99 Delta.... has not... https://finance.yahoo.com/news/jetblue-caps-ticket-prices-florida-99-ahead-hurricane-irma-173232462.html

The look on Drake Younger's face in the last second of that clip: "Welp, that was some nutshot."

The last thing I think about when I hear "Kairi Sane" is that goofy jobber on Smackdown or that cringey NXT stable. But maybe that's just me.

That's exactly what I was thinking of. I just really want a weekly wrestling TV show that takes the best parts of good in ring wrestling, different Corgan-era production values and stories, and the charm of stuff like Being the Elite and Southpaw Regional Wrestling.

I started work on a symphony. This will be the last time I say anything out loud about it until it's done.

This new celebration rule in the NFL is going a bit too far in the other direction!

RIPPA~! unearths the greatest thing DEAN~! has ever written~! FORTY~! men in a Royal Rumble is about TWENTY~! people too many~! FIT FINLAY~! kicks the shit out of JOHNNY SWINGER~! KOJI KITOA~! sucks~! RUSSIA~! is weird~! PRESTON MOTHERFUCKING QUINN~! ALEX WRIGHT~! SANDMAN~! TEXAS TERMINATOR HOSS~! http://deathvalleydriver.com/dvdvr180/

That's not even remotely true. It's downright insane this exists though:

Truth hurts. I can't stand the way they decided to pretend the Ravens were an expansion team and that the new Browns get all history. It's fucking ridiculous. Nobody tries to give the Ravens half of the Colts' history, or claim the Texans get the history of the Oilers instead of the Titans. The franchise currently residing in Baltimore won 4 AAFC and 6 NFL titles. The one in Cleveland has won jack and shit.

I would have never disparaged him had he not had his poison mist glands surgically removed from his throat shortly before this. I can get behind anyone who mists aside from Hornswoggle.

Thank God I banned rzombie

If New Japan starts selling a customizable Taguchi Japan jersey, I am all over that. I paid import on Daryl, I can handle the price. Having Yoshitatsu on your team is like losing three people to injury.

For MMA fans, there's a face people immediately recognize. It's the face of someone who is about to get crushed by Anderson Silva, Wanderlei Silva, Cyborg, etc. Before whatever Alexa vs Asuka match or Sasha vs Asuka match, I want them to have that face. They need to look scared for their life. They're in the ring with a fucking terminator who is going to kick the shit out of them and rip their arm off or choke them out. I want 15,000 fans chanting "ASUKA'S GONNA KILL YOU!" Anything less will be a disappointment.

I'm watching that trailer and waiting for Tesla to make his run in. And then it's teased. And then he's revealed. And I got goosebumps. This movie looks so motherfucking cool. I've seen more trailers this year that left me with a huge dopey smile on my face. Now those movies need to actually pay off. (I still haven't seen Baby Driver )

THE CURRENT WAR Starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Nicholas Hoult, and Michael Shannon This could be amazing.

That's the beauty of all of this. Corgan was your classic money mark. He was just a rich guy who wanted a wrestling company as his toy. Anthem actually thought they were going to make money purchasing a fed with no marketable talents, a damaged brand name, no house show business and limited tv.

"So where is Bryan tonight?" And suddenly Brie knows what it's like to be Roman Reigns.

Being the Elite with production values.

The real question for me is what Triple H gave Vince for complete control over Asuka on the main shows. Because there's no way this dude is gonna let Asuka waste away. He looks like the proudest dad ever.

Many kudos sot SKoS for perpetuating this institution and congrats to the Top 6! Man, this is the closest I've ever come to the prizes. Next year for sure!

Got quite a bit done in Campaign Mode over the weekend in bits and pieces: RIP Sloane Kelly. To say that I am not good with the way that duel went down is an understatement but hey, there's a proxy Angaran fronting leadership for the Collective and Dr. Nakamoto is healing peeps at the new outpost. I can live with that outcome. Took out the Kadara Architect. My crafted N7 Eagle with Disruptor Ammo and Kinetic Coil augmentations ripped the shit out that thing and Disruptor Ammo consumables made the fight even faster. The fight took slightly longer than the Voeld one because Zap kept hovering in the AOE field of the Architect and got nuked a couple of times by the nanobot dragon breath dealie. Opted to roll to the former Habitat 5 now an asteroid belt. Busted up the Outlaw's He-3 Operation. Knocked out Vetra's Loyalty Mission. Again I am disappointed with my protagonist as far as Renegade / Paragon Interrupts go. My quick action allowed me to shoot the grenade out of Merryweather's hand. Renegade Shep would've put a bullet right through her dome and her death grip would've exerted enough pressure around the 'nade that it wouldn't have exploded. So the reason this scientist involved in the ZX Tracker stuff left the Nexus is because she wanted to have a kid? Addison has added eugenics to her list of things that piss me off about her. Next up is to investigate this Remnant Tiller thing and then comically attempt to unlock the Hang Time achievement. After that I'll head back to Kadara to push Peebee's Loyalty mission along, look into the Turian Ark situation, and then I will finally set foot on Elaaden. I have over 1K in Mission Funds since there has been nothing new in the store for me to buy for the past two weeks or so. I am not sure if I will get to the Weekend APEX mission. I may very well be spending the afternoon installing Destiny 2. My APEX rating is closing in on 19K now and my CR is near 15K. I am ranked higher globally for CR than I am for APEX rating.

There's way more money in a singles match vs Steph than any active wrestler. Casuals who were fans in the attitude era and actually care about Rousey at least know who Steph is.

It's clean, I'll test it myself, goddamn it!

And they'll still have enough quality ingredients to make a fine sauce.

Maybe Razor would have gotten a title reign if Vince ever got around to seeing Scarface.

That's the type of Lucha Underground episode I like. That 5-0 Street Fight was way more fun than I expected it to be.

Lest we forget Rey High Mountain and Dos Mil Siete Bellwood?

Someone at Bungie must have heard Craig's complaints about vehicles because toward the end of the game there's a mission where you steal a Cabal tank that's super fun.

Serious question; if TNA/Impact/GFW closes now... will Old Man Carter have to give Dixie a job at Panda? Because if so I can see Panda reps driving a Beagle Boys-sized armored car of cash to buy from Anthem.

Heath would never risk his career for drugs...he has kids!

Sam Roberts is ok in my book after the whole Nancy Grace thing a few months back on he and Jim Norton's Sirius XM show where he ripped on her for including guys like Owen Hart on her list of mostly drug/wrestler heart attack deaths in the immediate aftermath of Benoit

More from the Big Lead http://thebiglead.com/2017/09/06/craig-carton-had-racked-up-3-million-in-gambling-debt-per-federal-complaint/ Carton had 3 million in gambling debts

Vince, grateful for a second chance at his life, sings the praises of the spirits and of Gorilla Monsoon. Upon realizing he has been returned to Christmas morning, Vince begins shouting "Merry Christmas!" at the top of his lungs. Genuinely over joyed and bubbling with excitement, Vince barely takes time to dress and dances while he shaves, for unkempt facial hair was still to be considered a sign of weakness of the highest magnitude. In a blur, Vince runs into the street and offers to pay the first boy he meets a huge sum to deliver an array of ketchup and steak wraps to Jim Ross. He meets one of the portly gentlemen who earlier sought charity for the poor and apologizes for his previous rudeness, promising to donate huge amounts of Roman Reigns t-shirts to the poor. He attends Pat Patterson's Christmas party and radiates such heartfelt bliss that the other guests can hardly manage to swallow their shock at his surprising behavior. The following morning, Vince arrives at the office early and assumes a very stern expression when Jim Ross enters eighteen and a half minutes late. Vince, feigning disgust, begins to scold JR, before suddenly announcing his plans to give JR a large raise and assist his troubled family. JR is stunned, but Vince promises to stay true to his word.....pal. As time passes, Vince is as good as his word: He helps the Rosses and becomes a second father to David Benoit who does not die as predicted in the ghost's ominous vision. Many people in Stamford are puzzled by Vince's behavior, but Vince merely laughs off their suspicions and doubts. Vince brings a little of the Christmas spirit into every day, respecting the lessons of Christmas more than any man alive. Lord Alfred Hayes concludes the story by saying that Vince's words and thoughts should be shared by of all of us ... "Promotional consideration has been brought to you by ICOPRO".

Had a really great time with this. Thanks for organizing S.K.o.S. and hopefully see you next year!

UPDATE 17 OF 17 - through August 31 No movement in the standings from last week. Elsalvajeloco is your 2017 winner! Everyone down to RossWB at 6th will get a prize, as well as SorceressKnight in last place. I'll start PMing the winners tonight. Standings 1 [- 1] Elsalvajeloco - 48 points (22/26, tiebreak 0.108) 2 [- 2] _MJ_ - 48 points (32/16, tiebreak 0.311) 3 [- 3] Paco - 58 points (26/32, tiebreak 0.157) 4 [- 4] The Natural - 58 points (32/26, tiebreak 0.348) 5 [- 5] DreamBroken - 60 points (32/28, tiebreak 0.105) 6 [- 6] RossWB - 62 points (32/30, tiebreak 0.137) 7 [- 7] The Z - 62 points (32/30, tiebreak 0.315) 8 [- 8] S.K.o.S. - 62 points (26/36, tiebreak 0.318) 9 [- 9] J.T. - 64 points (34/30, tiebreak 0.055) 10 [- 10] The Erotic Terrorist - 64 points (26/38, tiebreak 0.273) 11 [- 11] hobo joe - 66 points (28/38, tiebreak 0.181) 12 [- 12] Lacelle - 66 points (26/40, tiebreak 0.631) 13 [- 13] Niners Fan in CT - 66 points (28/38, tiebreak 0.892) 14 [- 14] Rippa - 70 points (32/38, tiebreak 0.132) 15 [- 15] caley - 70 points (40/30, tiebreak 0.215) 16 [- 16] Phantom Lord - 72 points (24/48, tiebreak 0.259) 17 [- 17] The Unholy Dragon - 74 points (34/40, tiebreak 0.049) 18 [- 18] CSC - 74 points (20/54, tiebreak 0.279) 19 [- 19] Sublime - 76 points (32/44, tiebreak 0.365) 20 [- 20] King Leonidas of Sparta - 78 points (40/38, tiebreak 0.36) 21 [- 21] JRGoldman - 88 points (60/28, tiebreak 0.098) 22 [- 22] Kuetsar - 88 points (44/44, tiebreak 0.735) 23 [- 23] ivpvideos - 90 points (42/48, tiebreak 0.126) 24 [- 24] Hail Sabin - 94 points (50/44, tiebreak 0.041) 25 [- 25] Ace - 106 points (54/52, tiebreak 0.041) 26 [- 26] SorceressKnight - 106 points (36/70, tiebreak 0.193) Box office 1 [- 1] Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - $345,741,332 (28 days) 2 [- 2] Wonder Woman - $330,529,475 (28 days) 3 [- 3] Spider-Man: Homecoming - $286,107,776 (28 days) 4 [- 4] Despicable Me 3 - $222,699,905 (28 days) 5 [- 5] Dunkirk - $158,808,079 (28 days) 6 [- 6] Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales - $154,765,326 (28 days) 7 [- 7] Cars 3 - $136,864,500 (28 days) 8 [- 8] War for the Planet of the Apes - $133,578,413 (28 days) 9 [- 9] Transformers: The Last Knight - $125,810,415 (28 days) 10 [- 10] Baby Driver - $86,363,750 (28 days) 11 [- 11] The Mummy - $76,810,270 (28 days) 12 [- 12] The Emoji Movie - $74,081,471 (28 days) 13 [- 13] Alien: Covenant - $72,185,985 (28 days) 14 [- 14] Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie - $68,145,793 (28 days) 15 [- 15] Baywatch - $55,732,692 (28 days) 16 [- 16] Atomic Blonde - $48,170,435 (28 days) 17 [↑ 18] The Dark Tower - $45,831,894 (28 days) 18 [↓ 17] All Eyez On Me - $44,578,273 (28 days) 19 [- 19] Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - $38,830,728 (28 days) 20 [- 20] King Arthur: Legend of the Sword - $37,760,563 (28 days) Rotten Tomatoes 1 [- 1] Baby Driver - 239/253 = 94% (28 days) 2 [- 2] War for the Planet of the Apes - 240/258 = 93% (28 days) 3 [- 3] Dunkirk - 304/328 = 93% (28 days) 4 [- 4] Spider-Man: Homecoming - 257/279 = 92% (28 days) 5 [- 5] Wonder Woman - 285/310 = 92% (28 days) 6 [- 6] Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie - 61/72 = 85% (28 days) 7 [- 7] Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - 238/293 = 81% (28 days) 8 [- 8] Atomic Blonde - 169/225 = 75% (28 days) 9 [- 9] Alien: Covenant - 202/286 = 71% (28 days) 10 [- 10] Cars 3 - 105/155 = 68% (28 days) 11 [- 11] Despicable Me 3 - 92/151 = 61% (28 days) 12 [- 12] Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - 107/210 = 51% (28 days) 13 [- 13] Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales - 60/209 = 29% (28 days) 14 [- 14] King Arthur: Legend of the Sword - 57/200 = 29% (28 days) 15 [- 15] Baywatch - 34/178 = 19% (28 days) 16 [- 16] All Eyez On Me - 11/68 = 16% (28 days) 17 [- 17] The Dark Tower - 32/200 = 16% (28 days) 18 [- 18] The Mummy - 35/230 = 15% (28 days) 19 [- 19] Transformers: The Last Knight - 26/176 = 15% (28 days) 20 [- 20] The Emoji Movie - 7/92 = 8% (28 days)

the saddest looking lesbian couple

This is still funny.

So this just got added to Amazon Prime This is the most must-see trailer of anything I will ever show you guys ever.

From CBR feature on superheroes messed up by drugs or alcohol: You know you're doing some bad shit when your 5 o'clock shadow is purple. Just say no, kids.

What you woke up to this morning?

The PM of Antigua is on state TV saying that Barbuda is 90% wiped out with a death toll above 1000. The population of the island is about 1600. Jesus. EDIT: They're walking back that death toll now.

Here is footage from St. Maarten. This is the Maho Beach webcam looking around and then being destroyed. Scared yet? Do not fuck around. If you're in the projected path, take appropriate actions now.

And of course - literally the first comment is "do you have any proof?"