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    They made him do a shame walk while hitting him with pancakes. It wasn't THAT bad of a joke.

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  1. "BUT WAIT A SECOND! WHO IS THE STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN?!" is my new favorite call ever.
  2. Cheech, Slim J and Jody Fleisch all work regularly. I think Cloudy still does shows around Buffalo. Mellow is Sal Rinauro who works for the NWA and I've seen Deranged and Azreial pop up in random results.
  3. I attended this show at the Amsterdam Brewery in Toronto - https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=25478 The ring was upstairs and the bar was downstairs and the upstairs wasn't licensed so you could only drink downstairs. I spent a lot of time downstairs but I do remember the hair vs hair match between a completely bald Bobby Clancy who I'm pretty sure didn't know he'd be working that day since he was in normal clothes vs a Hulk Hogan impersonator with barely more hair than Bobby. It went about 3 minutes thankfully. The cattle prod in the cattle prod match didn't work so they had to fake being shocked. The dog collar match and the Murder Junkies vs Flatliners were far and away the best matches on the show with the tag match ending with Bill Skullion wrapping a t-shirt around his hand, lighting it on fire and punching Matt Burns (which made sense considering his name) and the cage taking about 30-40 minutes to set up for a 10 minute match with no blood. Indy wrestling!
  4. Same reason the Dynamic Dudes didn't skateboard I reckon.
  5. Based off of one game, I'm declaring the Brady Tkachuk contact a complete success.
  6. C̶a̶t̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶. Raw.
  7. Liked the opener but these Elite multi-man matches feel like the same match. It's a good formula and the live crowd loves them but there's nothing really memorable about them. At least Christian didn't come back out. Not gonna lie, if I was there and Punk teased cheesesteaks, I'd be pissed. The fact Arn was easily able to sneak on to Cody's property and start a barrel fire leads me to believe that's not the first time he's done that. Sammy vs Fish was decent, wouldn't mind Fish joining up once he finishes in MLW. The aftermath and Lambert promo got me excited for the first Jericho match since Blood and Guts so I'm excited for that. (Annnnnnd they signed Fish) Darby vs Comorato was decent. Liked the backstage beatdown and the Pinnacle wearing masks for plausible deniability. Really liked Shida vs Deeb because everything they did looked like it hurt. Can see there being a losing streak angle for Shida, just keeping that 50th win out of reach until she cheats or gets revenge on Deeb. The Casino ladder match had some sick bumps and spots but was also a bit sloppy and rushed. Nothing mattered until Hangman showed up and blew the roof off the place which was weird because some people on the internet told me he'd be cooled off by not being on TV. The finishing sequence with Hangman and Mox looked awkward since it looked like Mox got a Charley horse suddenly and just kinda fell off. Loved Hangman winning and I'm looking forward to the addition of him into the Danielson-Omega story.
  8. That sounds more like the weekly supply shipments he gets from Quebec. Although that makes it a Hull of Pane.
  9. Wrestling dad joke off, eh? What did Mark Henry call his window repair business?
  10. I believe he said he took it down to prepare mentally for the Arthur Ashe show but he did it soon after daring to say Mike Quackenbush always paid him when people were shitting on Quack in a Twitter thread so he probably got a bunch of harassment from idiots.
  11. Hearing 20,000 people chant for Homicide made me so happy. Yes, I realize that sentence looks horrible out of context but he deserved every bit of that adulation.
  12. I'd say Michelle is more Bruce Pritchard and Ross & Carson are Brisco and Patterson. Courtney Act is CM Punk seeing how Ru wants nothing to do with her
  13. I like Cynthia but her Sofia Vergara was the Cody's neck tattoo of Snatch Game impressions
  14. Drag (specifically Drag Race) is how I explained the Malakai Black vs Cody match to my fiancee. Malakai was Peppermint. Cody was Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
  15. They had to hit a home run tonight and they did. And the best part of that was I KNEW they would. "I love pro wrestling." Is my new favorite call and it came from Tony Schiavone. This is so much fun you guys.
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