Dolfan in NYC

I mean, he mentioned The Miz earlier.

YEET

Adrian Peterson was cited for a DWI for driving home drunk after the Vikings draft party.

If the Browns pass, the Saints almost assuredly won't. Then after that, it goes to the second tier of teams that don't absolutely need QBs but wouldn't mind having one, think Las Vegas, the Rams, or the Jets. Beyond THAT, you start going to teams that are looking for backups for their fragile-porcelain-mice that they have at QB (Miami, Arizona, Indy). I'm guessing it's 99% he's a Brown or Saint, but someone will take a flyer on him.

Yeah, so apparently he was in a Cybertruck, was in the accident and was trapped inside. The CT (obviously, because that's what they do) caught fire and he inhaled a ton of smoke. The coma was apparently part of the normal course of action when you inhale half a car. (Or any other kind of smoke inhalation)

Brandon Hagel better hope he's suspended the rest of the series.

I'm genuinely sad Rippa is asleep. I needed to see his reaction to them passing on Sherdur twice.

I have to wonder now if the Brownies hesitate if Sanders is there in round 2

USC commit Alijah Arenas (Gilbert's son) was involved in a serious car crash today and has been placed in a medically induced coma

It unfortunately ends right before Gunther chops her head clean off her shoulders.

Despite how weak and corrupt it is, I think it's clear this is how professional free agency would be if the NBA/NFL's players had never formed a union.

Jimmy is the one who's butt, hurt, from the looks of it. Also, Dray clearly pushed Amen into Jimmy. So, I guess congrats to him for costing the Dubs another title.