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Important AEW Update:

I beg your pardon @Infinit but Everyone Sucks But Wentz.

With apologies to @CRZ I honestly cannot remember if it was him or Netcop who came up with "Sledgehammer of Plot" quip when it came to WWE. As it was, this whole episode was them foreshadowing every turn that's coming in the next two months. Also, I didn't think I could be any more pissed with how badly Mia Yim's call up has gone but then...

Didn't see it mentioned, but for the time being it will be the Phoenix 49ers.

Will Cain is trending on Twitter because he thinks the President pulling a coup d'etat would be pretty cool.

DAY 99 Well now that Undertaker has taken his first loss at WrestleMania, we begin the final long slide down. There's a video from one of the documentaries where in an all hands meeting, they show everyone politely clapping when Bray clearly gets the best news of his career and is told he's getting a match with the Undertaker at Mania. That moment is unfortunately the best moment of the feud. They're doing Bray as "the new face of fear" vs. the actual face of fear. Of course, since it's WWE, they're fucking it up by having Bray look like a coward whenever he gets any kind of push

Boston completes the sign and trade with Charlotte for Gordon Hayward. Boston gets back a 2, and a $28m trade exception. So, enjoy the next year of stories about Ainge almost signing everyone with the TE.

Stephanie McMahon and Triple H are out to thank the crowd for "setting a record" attendance. Of course, it would come out later that their attendance number was (and sit down for this...) overinflated by about 10,000. Anyway, Steph and Hunter heel on the crowd. I do appreciate that little bit of old school heeling. Anyway, apparently Stephanie said the wrong thing or HHH looked the wrong way, because here comes The Rock. Rock then begins his performance art piece, "Driving on the I-5 Freeway". He comes down to the ring.... pauses..... Starts to move.... pauses.... S

BTW, the shitbirds that currently call themselves "Deadspin" are pushing a story that says the Broncos should sign Kaepernick for this weekend.

Michael Kidd-Gilchrist signs a 1 year deal with the Knicks.

JFC, Kevin is very good at his job. https://v.redd.it/d45uq49db0261

DAY 98 So, I've been watching these Manias as part of my workout routine while things were insane back in the Spring. As we've had our bumps and bruises, I've tried to keep it up as much as possible. So I've finally gotten to one of the moments that I absolutely dreaded: The WrestleMania debut of Alexander Rusev. I've been baffled for years as to how a guy, who has the charisma, the skill set, and the size of a Rusev never really got a sustained main event program. They clearly knew they had major potential here, as he'd been plowing through a bunch of guys on his way to being U

Billie Kay Forever. Also, I'm astonished that Michael Cole actually fucking acknowledged that the Mysterio Family were total shitheads during the Corbin match.

It's official:

The tradition continues: WARGAMES MATCH - The Undisputed Era (Cole (Bay Bay) / Fish / Strong / O'Reilly) vs. The Kings of NXT (McAfee / Lorcan / Burch / Dunne) WARGAMES MATCH - Team Shotzi (Shotzi Blackheart / Ember Moon / Rhea Ripley / Io Shirai) vs. Team Candice (Candice LeRae / Toni Storm / Dakota Kai / Raquel Gonzalez) TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE NXT NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP - Leon Ruff (c) vs. Damian Priest vs. Johnny Gargano Dexter Lumis vs. Cameron Grimes