Dolfan in NYC

FOLLOW UP! Ureña has been given 6 games off. .. Well, I say he got framed, so F all of you.

Here's the note she sent to NY Post gossip columnist Liz Smith after she wrote an article saying her dress was too small. The only thing it's missing is Shao Kahn saying FATALITY at the end:

His excuse was he couldn't play defense. And neither could the Dolphins. Enjoy your new title.

Rest in peace queen.

Does he win this shirt when he breaks them?

Oh really? Because from the replay *I* saw, that dirty SOB Ronald Acuña jumped in front of that baseball. Clearly he was too scared to face Ureña. The coward.

As a reminder, today is the final day to get the Treasure Map as part of the pre-order bonuses.

Looks like the Miami Beckhams may finally have their name/logo:

Something that was in plain sight, but I just noticed. There are 13 matches on this card, but with the borderline exception of a triple threat... There are zero gimmick matches on this card. Nothing major, just... nice.

Frankly, for a team that's literally won 1 game in the last 2 1/2 years, fuck it. Let them burn down half their town when the Brownies actually pull it off. They deserve it.

Roman's biggest issue is going to be facing his uncle Haku* after he couldn't deal with a little mace to the eyes. *- I'm assuming they're related. I think that makes me racist. Or jingoist. Something.

Okay that's amazing, but why in god's GREEN FUCKING EARTH, did the batter try to take 2 (actually 3)? You just made it to first allowing everything else to happen. Not only do you provide a distraction at first for the RF if you stay, there's no chance you get picked off, negating the winning run.