Dolfan in NYC

FTFY

To follow up, Wentz has a fracture in his back, which sucks. But, it gets worse: This... seems like it's going to be a problem.

Drew Magary over at Deadspin had "an accident" and apparently is going to be out of commission for an extended time. No word on what happened, but it didn't sound good.

My favorite part of DC's meteoric fall is that 5 weeks ago, they held a "Native American celebration/blessing" ceremony. They have not won a game since.

Since it looks like "Endgame" is the (ironically named) start to Phase IV, I've renamed the thread. Carry on. Natural, I believe you were about to post your 48th meme of the day?

Updated the card on RIPPA's post. Since this card now has 12(!) matches and 4 hours to play with. Most of which is going to be set up between matches and/or talking R Truth down from whatever ladder he climbs up thinking that's how one wins the Mixed Match Challenge.

You've made a grave mistake....

OH NO... MY MONEY

Season 3 Title Teaser:

Carson Wentz is (probably) out for the Eagles this week. Depending on who you believe, he may be done for the season.

Well, Flair-Asuka 2 was great until the overbooking rockets kicked in. Then the kendo sticks came out and it got fucking incredible.

I'm behind you guys because of travel and stuff, just lassoed the guy trying to run away from debt collection. But my horse, Mr. Ed, got too close to the train and sort of winced and made a weird sound. I got off him, collected the debt and went back to Mr. Ed... I then audibly shouted "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN MY HORSE HAS DIED." I turned around, beat the debtor to death, looted him, threw him in the nearby lake, and walked to the nearest train station. Fuck this game. I'm hooked.

As my man Jon Bon Jovi said, ONE MORE TIME... WITH FEELING! lol Gronk We could literally not win again this season, and this is enough for me. That being said, the Dolphins have @ Minnesota, vs NYJ, @ Buffalo... all of which are competitive to winnable. Well, one at a time. Football's good. Yeah.