Dolfan in NYC

I'd think they'd save Profits vs Era for the first H2H with AEW in a few weeks. I mean, I'm fully expecting AEW to win that first night, but NXT has to get something huge on that night. (Assuming he's cleared*, Ciampa laying out Cole setting up Takeover Chicago would be the way I'd go.) -- * - I am well aware he's saying he's not clear. I am also aware that bald fuck is a lying son of a bitch.

No spoilers because nothing's taped. First hour is on USA, second hour is on the Network. The preview has three huge matches: FOR THE NXT NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP: Velveteen Dream (c) vs. Roderick Strong STREET FIGHT: Killian Dain vs. Matt Riddle FATAL 4 WAY FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP: Mia Yim vs. Candace LaRae vs. EVIL~ Io Shirai vs. Bianca Belair I'm guessing the 4 way opens, with the NA title match closing out the USA hour - probably with a title switch.

New Orleans is applying for the injured player exception for Darius Miller's injury. If granted, it would give them about $3.6M extra to sign someone.

The Jets are continuing to sign former Dolphins backups, they've just signed David Fales to a deal. And SNY's Ralph Vacchiano is reporting that Eli Manning is unhappy about being benched, but will not waive his No Trade clause.

Yeah, I deleted that post after I realized I'd been had. Oh well. Instead, enjoy this wholesome Evil Bayley & Sasha meme:

And here are the cards for Brooklyn (FRI) and Queens (SAT):

In a similar vein to Mark, I knew I'd been playing GTA V too much when I saw an all-chrome Ferrari driving in SoHo, and my first thought was, "Now where the hell are my sticky bombs?"

Is that what we're calling raging alcoholism these days?

I'd need to look it up, but since he's a mortal lock for Canton... I'm going to guess he's going to be in the bottom 10 for QB records in the HoF.

This show is in 3 weeks! Hurry! Let's put together something. Updated as they announce, here's the card: HELL IN A CELL MATCH FOR THE WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP - Seth Rollins (c) vs. Bray Wyatt HELL IN A CELL MATCH FOR THE WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP - Becky Lynch (c) vs. Sasha Banks *- Roman Reigns & Daniel Bryan vs. Erick Rowan & Luke Harper *- Probable

It's #TankForTua (Or, if they don't like what they see in Tua, #TankforTaylor) because alliteration makes my toes tingle.

If I haven't said it recently enough.... I hate football and all of you. (Also, the Dolphins are going for the late 80's Cowboys rebuild of getting ~80 picks for the next two years and seeing what sticks. Frankly, I am okay with this, because bringing in a couple of free agents every season has left them mediocre for more than a decade. So, fuck it. Blow it up.) As for Minkah... You don't want to be here for the bad times? You don't get to be here when the times are good. Fuck him, I'm glad we conned a 1 out of idiot Pittsburgh for him.