Dolfan in NYC

In case you see it, Amari Cooper has not been shot:

And we will now have the first Women's title defense in the KSA: Winner of Naomi/Carmella on Friday faces Bayley at SSD

Starting this since we have one match and I'm sure all the others will be announced soon, since this is only 3 weeks away. ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP * - Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan vs. King Corbin vs. Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Braun Strowman vs. Robert Roode ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP - Natalya vs. Liv Morgan vs. Shayna Baszler vs. Asuka vs. Ruby Riott vs. Sarah Logan FOR THE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP ** - Seth Rollins/Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Kevin Owens/Samoa Joe -- Updated as they announce. * - Lineup per Philly area advertisements ** - Probable

Here's what's being advertised for tonight: Steel Cage Match - Cody vs. Wardlow Jon Moxley vs. Jeff Cobb For the AEW Tag Team Championship - Hangman & Omega (c) vs. The Lucha Bros Battle Royale for the #1 Contendership for the AEW Tag Titles (Winner will receive their shot at Revolution)

The long wait is over, he's coming back tonight: Robert Stone presents Chelsea Green vs. Kayden Carter Oh, and also: Velveteen Dream vs. Roderick Strong FOR THE NXT CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP - Jordan Devlin (c) vs. Lio Rush "Why Johnny Why?" -- Gargano should just come out and say "Because fuck him. That's why." and leave.

And here's why...

jfc. 20.

Well, time to bust out the hardware...

ex-South African player Rowan Baxter, his wife, and three children are dead today in what appears to be a murder-suicide by car fire. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-48778156

You could just @ me next time...

(For the record, I think if Riddle actually had heat with these people, they wouldn't be messing around on Twitter.)

TC cost Gargano the title like 17 times. That bald piece of shit had it coming.

Drew Brees has announced he's coming back for another season. (Fuck you Nick Saban.) Taysom Hill & Teddy Bridgewater are now both expected to leave.

PECOTA has released their projections. To the shock of all, I'm sure, the Trolleydodgers are expected to do quite well. Here are the projected postseason clubs, broken down by seeding via their projected records: AMERICAN LEAGUE 1) Yankees: 99-63 (AL East champion) 2) Astros: 98-64 (AL West champion) 3) Twins: 93-69 (AL Central champion) 4) Rays: 87-75 (top AL Wild Card) 5) Angels: 87-75 (second AL Wild Card) NATIONAL LEAGUE 1) Dodgers: 103-59 (NL West champion) 2) Mets() 88-74 (NL East champion) 3) Reds: 86-76 (NL Central champion) 4) Nationals: 87-75 (top NL Wild Card) 5) Cubs: 85-77 (second NL Wild Card)

President Trump has pardoned Eddie DeBartolo, Jr. for his conviction in a 1998 gambling fraud scandal.

Matthew continues to make friends everywhere: I wonder if he gave Randy a bad edible or something.

Tangentially. If you ever wonder why Finn Balor's brainbuster is named "1916"...

Remember, Malcolm is your intellectual better.

Whenever a face brings out a prop for their promo, the results are always atrocious. After this one, my thoughts were (in this order): 1. Hey, that's actual money. 2. Hey, that's not a lot of money. 3. This is the same promo Becky's been doing since last Mania. 4. Everyone in the Elimination Chamber not named "Shayna Baszler" will die by her hands. 5. In one promo, Shayna has become a bigger badass than Becky's been in a year. I, for one, welcome the Queen's upcoming long and very cruel reign.

Kinda sounds like they're doing Dijakovic/Grimes this week or next

You know how gross a statement that is...right?

Yeah, go find the AEW stans who "just happened" to watch Takeover.

Derick Jones, Jr. won fair and square. I didn't see what happened with Gordon as my monitor went out.