Dolfan in NYC

Lia Thomas will have her swimming records and titles stripped by the University of Pennsylvania. Penn is doing this under an agreement with the current Presidential administration. That's as far as I'll go with it because I don't want a visit from the FBI

SGA is officially the first person to go to Oklahoma City and want to stay. He's signing a supermax extension. 4/285

NYR is sending K'Andre Miller to Carolina for a 1

Bodyslam.net is reporting that Private Party and Danhausen's contracts are up soon. And if you know what thread you're reading, you know the second part to this news.

Congrats to the Kings and their Western Conference Championship. LA has signed Corey Perry.

Quick note, this movie is now just going to be "Supergirl". Still scheduled for next June.

I know you wanted me to stay, but I can't ignore the crazy visions of me in LA. And I heard that there's a special place where boys and girls can all be queens every single day... Last week, an eventful week for AEW! I'm having wicked dreams of leaving Tennessee, hear Santa Monica, I swear it's calling me. Won't make my mama proud, it's gonna cause a scene, she sees her baby girl, I know she's gonna scream... And over the weekend, outside the ring, our AEW went all Daytona! God, what have you done? You're a pink pony girl and you dance at the club. Oh mama, I'm just having fun on the stage in my heels... It's where I belong down at the... Pink Pony Club! 300 episodes of Dynamite! Can you believe it? WHAT A COUNTRY! Here's what's on tap: Sounds like fun! Just like dancing at The Abbey! (which you all know as...) (Ever dream about bigger things? She's singing for you. A different kind of independence.) Enjoy your Independence Day week!

Miami is trading a 6 to the NY Giants for Darren Waller. (Yes, the one that retired.)

Ohio's legislature is adding money for the Brownies new stadium in the state budget, so it looks like the last hurdle is being cleared:

Time for the boys to step aside.... it's LADIES NIGHT~ THE CARD~ FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - Iyo Sky (c) vs. Rhea Ripley FOR THE NXT CHAMPIONSHIP - Jacy Jayne (c) vs. Jordynne Grace TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP * - Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bayley vs. Lyra Valkyria FATAL 4 WAY MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - The Judgment Day (Rodriguez / Perez, c) vs. Charlotte Flair / Alexa Bliss vs. Raw Team TBD vs. NXT Team TBD BATTLE ROYALE FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO A WORLD TITLE AT CLASH AT PARIS

Looks like getting out of Pittsburgh sucked this morning:

Trade Deadline and the All Star Game, all this month!

Toronto got Nic Roy back. Also, Florida gave Mackie Samoskevich a QO. If he signs it, that pretty much means Evan Rodrigues is gone.

Evolution, All In Texas, all that and more! It's July! Happy Independence Day!

It's a new month and a new chance for CORPORATE! SYNERGY~~!

ONE MILLION FOR EACH STANLEY CUP FINAL GOAL. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Aaron Ekblad is staying in Florida. 8 yrs, 6.1 AAV

Inslumnational, underground, thunder pounds when I stomp the ground (Woo!) Like a million elephants or silverback orangutans, you can't stop the train... Hey, we're back from the Middle East and it was, at least for one Chick Magnet, quite an "educational" tour. Though one thing we DO have are two new #1 contenders for the SummerSlam. (NO KINGS IN AMERICA!) Who want some? Don't come unprepared, I'll be there, but when I leave there... Better be a household name! Weatherman tellin' us it ain't gon' rain! One thing you may have missed, is we have our first match for Evolution 2: And Just Like That... Jordynne (who's name is unnecessarily hard to spell), won a fun little match to get the shot. Who else will be on the card? Let's see! So now we sittin' in a drop-top, soakin' wet, in a silk suit, tryin' not to sweat. Hit somersaults without the net. But this'll be the year that we won't forget, the 1-9-9-9 Anno Domini, anything goes! TONIGHT! RAW IS (AT) 6! Gunther just menacing in a suit all show would be great. Like a version of that Simpsons scene (aw, the big guy hasn't done anything yet, and you know it's gonna be good!) (It's summer, time to start running at a thousand miles per hour.) I'm gonna be on vacation next Monday, hopefully drunk enough to not remember any of you exist., So, two week thread~! Happy Independence Day!

Miami is trading Jalen Ramsey to Pittsburgh. EDIT -- Miami is adding Jonnu Smith in the deal (or possibly a second deal? Schef plz) Pittsburgh is sending back Minkah Fitzpatrick. (!)

John Tavares and Matthew Knies have decided to stay in Toronto. Both signed 6 year extensions.

Supposedly it's just two more regular season games. ... which... Sam Bennett will be playing for the Florida Panthers! $8m AAV for 8 years