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  1. The Awesome/Annoying TV COMMERCIAL Thread

    No worries. With rare exceptions like Jake from Statefarm and "Six callers ahead of us, Jimmy" insurance commercials seem to have the life cycle of a fruit fly. Like, two weeks each, but somehow nest week there's 1000 more. Unless it turns into an "I got ya a dollar." Then you're fucked.
  2. WWE Superstar Shake-Up (RAW/SDL 4/16-4/17/18)

    Can we please pass a law forbidding the "wah wah" crying hand gesture from any women's promos? Pleeeeeeeeeeeease???????
  3. WWE Superstar Shake-Up (RAW/SDL 4/16-4/17/18)

    wise words, sir. wise words.
  4. The Criterion Collection

  5. WWE Superstar Shake-Up (RAW/SDL 4/16-4/17/18)

    Guys, Miz is on Smackdown again. Smackdown wins. They traded Dolph/Corbin/Jinder Mahal/Bobby Roode for FUCKING MIZ!!! That's like trading scabies/Rickets/herpes/mono for big giant box of Cap'n Crunch.
  6. WWE Superstar Shake-Up (RAW/SDL 4/16-4/17/18)

    Jesus how many jobber tag teams does RAW need?
  7. IN MEMORIUM 2018

    It doesn't seem like he was that into screen acting, though. I mean even if he wasn't going to be an A list guy he could have worked way more. I find it astounding he only has 30 credits listed (not counting "Himself" listings. For a guy like that, two hit sitcoms is more than enough to live off of and then do what you want with your time.
  8. WrestleMania XXXIV

    Now I am sorely disappointing that this doesn't mean that the tag team of Mabel and Terry Funk won a match at Wrestlemania and then reunited for a dream match 12 years later.

    It seems weirdly fitting that Will Ferrel is photobombing them in that picture.

    You will be getting a Z Pack in the mail!

    For the over/under of how many minutes of screen time Ric Flair would have before he mentioned someone's dick did anyone have "under 1/10 of 1 minute"?
  12. IN MEMORIUM 2018

  13. NHL 2018 - QUEST FOR THE CUP

    Holy crap this Kinghts/Kings game is fantastic. Is this what hockey always looks like for fans of non-St.-Louis-based teams?
  14. Smackdown is IIconic - 4/10/2018

    From Mike Chioda's Youtube Channel "Teach Yourself the Heimlich Maneuver" partial Transcript: "...so that's why you should always be prepared for any emergency....Hold on this lady is gesturing at me pretty loudly...Yes, Maam? [gagging sounds] What? I'm sorry I can't understand you because you have something stuck in your throat. [gagging sounds] Yes, that's your throat. What? Yes. You're pointing at your throat. That's where the food is. Do you not like the food? [gagging sounds] Are you still hungry? I think it's supposed to go further down into you stomach. Maybe that's why you still feel hungry. Hold on, lemme go talk to this guy...she's gesturing about her throat. I don't know, there's food stuck in there, do you think that has something to do with it. Wait, she's turning blue. Why are you turning blue? What are you trying to tell me? You ate a smurf? Maam, smurfs are mythical creatures, I don't think you ate one. Hold on there's another lady screaming over here...[loud screaming] yes maam? Yes that's your blood. I don't know what you want form me. [loud screaming] Are you giving me your blood? Why is your blood on the outside of your skin? [loud screaming] It's supposed to be on the other side of your skin. [loud screaming] Hold on, let me go talk to this guy for a minute. Hey, buddy, this lady is screaming. I think it's because all her blood is outside. What? I don't know. Should she put it back in? Should we call someone? [loud screaming] Is there a blood person? A Doctor? Buddy, she doesn't have a cold. [loud screaming] Hold on, the neck lady is sleeping now. HEY, NECK LADY ARE YOU TIRED? [loud screaming] Do you want me to get you a pillow? Do you need more food? Does anyone have a pillow? I think we need a bunch of pillows and chicken wings with small bones. [loud screaming]..."