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  1. The Viking Experience is described as a "unique, team-building adventure for you and your co-workers!" HR says it's mandatory unless you have a doctor's note.
  2. The Viking Experience is a garage band in Rockford, Illinois that hasn't figured out you can't pull off Nightwish's gimmick if none of you can sing.
  3. Norway Ivar and Denmark Erik are better names than The Viking Experience.
  4. I spent an hour in stunned disbelief at how terrible the name was, (well ok I spent like eight minutes in disbelief and the other fifty-two cooking up jokes about it) and then I'm like "alright this is trash but I'll bet the match is gonna be fun" and then Graves said that line and I went nope and turned off the show.
  5. The Viking Experience is the kids menu at the IKEA cafe.
  6. Wait I've got one more The Viking Experience is a four hour PBS concert featuring classically trained musicians playing traditional Norse folk music on authentic period instruments.
  7. The Viking Experience was a concert tour billed as "family-friendly" Scandinavian metal that folded less than four dates in due to poor ticket sales.
  8. The Viking Experience is Vegas' seventh-most popular all male adult revue.
  9. The Viking Experience is the name for a bizarrely painful poop that happens the first time you eat lutefisk.
  10. The Viking Experience is the name of a theme restaurant in Texarkana started by a guy who had four recipes from his Norwegian great grandmother who hasn't been closer to Scandinavia than Nashville
  11. The Viking Experience is an entry on Urban Dictionary describing an improbable sex act written by a spotty teenaged boy who hasn't had physical contact with a vagina since the day of his birth
  12. The Viking Experience is what your dorky fifth grade teacher called the history module on Vikings in his never-ending, never-succeeding quest to make history interesting to his students
  13. That crowd was like 70/30 for Cole at the start of the match and by the end every freaking one of them were behind Gargano. No one has to like what they don't like but they had the building 100
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