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Three team trade happening: Ariza to the Wiz, Oubre to the Grizz, Selden/Brooks/Rivers to the Sun's. Not sure this really moves the needle for anyone except maybe the Suns get even worse somehow.

Horace Grant joins Alonzo Mourning and Nick Young in the NBA GIF hall of fame.

I at one point owned an entire album of ska covers. Really the only hard part was picking which one to share.

I really don't understand why Sarver doesn't just sell the team. He's in it for the money and team valuations are likely as high as they're going to get. Cash out and let someone who actually cares about basketball take a shot at it.

Fun fact: there is an NBA player who shares his last name with particularly gnarly form of genital gangrene. And that's the story of how "Never Google" Evan Fournier got his nickname.

Nah, that's only for people you want to be found and returned. Robert Sarver is threatening to move the Suns unless Phoenix approves a new arena deal. I hope they tell him not to let the door hit in the ass on the way out, but I don't have much hope of that.

Cash on the Barrelhead specifically. The pedal steel goes hard as hell on this song.

I hate the Peloton Christmas commercials with my life and they are on every break on Hulu. How fucked up is this marriage that they're both spending all their free time sneaking off and neither one notices?

DeMarcus Cousins has reported to the Santa Cruz Warriors for a rehab assignment to prep for his season debut. Lets look in on the rest of the NBA:

I put plastic over the windows to try to keep out the drafts and it took Bruce about an hour to put a hole in it and 3 days for this to happen:

We just have a little fake tree, but I'm nervous about putting it out this year. I have a feeling Bruce is going to find it to be Too Much Fun and I'm not sure there's anywhere in the condo we can put it that he can't get to it except for like the top of the fridge.

I played about 30 minutes last and I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. Beating peoples' asses as Mario is pretty fun, though.

Apparently what I really meant by this was "I'm going to impulse buy it tonight." So I guess I will be seeing what all the fuss is about.

Yeah, the only things really holding me back are lack of local people to play with and that my backlog has gotten truly apocalyptic. Maybe after I finally finish Zelda and RDR2 I'll pick it up.

I have never played a Smash game before but I'm tempted to get this one just to see what all the fuss is about.