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I will amend to old, injured, or high-functioning alcoholic. Speaking of, sounds like Thomas will be out until at least January so that's something. We'll see what they can do with Calderon/Rose/Wade holding down the point.

Does Cleveland have anyone in their backcourt that's not old as shit, chronically injured, or both?

Oh, you mean his flippers? Like a platypus has!? We are through the looking glass here, people.

Grim Dawn expansion is officially announced for October, although they haven't given a specific date yet.

Extremely Mad Online Kevin Durant is the most relatable a pro athlete has ever been to me. Only 28 days until the season starts.

Amazon is doing another crazy Marvel sale. Get in there.

The NikeXNBA thing was tonight where they revealed the new jerseys. Here's everyone: Most of them are at least decent. The Sixers, Bucks, and Warriors are probably my top 3. Those Wolves uniforms are hot garbage.

I'm on board with that

Add Hanna and Atomic Blonde while we're at it. Goddamit, now I'm mad this movie doesn't exist.

Hell, throw Taken and Jack Reacher in there and make it the Throat-Punching Expendables

John Wick 3 will be out May 17, 2019

Good on all the other hosts for refusing to go along with that bullshit.

I like my explanation better, Craig.

Everybody on the internet is making a big deal about seeing Mario's nipples, but can we talk about his lack of a belly button? That means he's a mammal but not a placential one. It's now canonical that Mario is a monotreme.

Boris Diaw signed with a French team so I'm done with the NBA. Edit: OK, I'm gonna listen to this Lowe Post with Jackie McMullan, but THEN I'm done with the NBA.