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  1. 2018 STUFF ABOUT SPORTS MEDIA THREAD

    Barstool went full Barstool today, referring to Chloe Kim as a "hot little piece of ass." Chloe Kim is 17.
  2. 2018 NFL OFFSEASON THREAD

    Because the NFL rule about assistant coach interviews is dumb. For whatever reason, they consider a move to any position that isn't a head coaching job a "lateral move," and can therefore be blocked by the team. Stefanski is still under contract, so they exercised that option. I'm assuming that part of it is that they're expecting John DeFilippo to be a head coaching candidate next year, and if that happens they might have a "wink wink" agreement with him to bump him to the OC position. Still, it's stupid. It's a clear promotion, and teams shouldn't be able to prevent that. As things stand now, however, them's the rules.
  3. ENZO AMORE IS MOST LIKELY A PIECE OF SHIT

    Now, now. We know that the Beatdown Bus has been in storage for years.
  4. Yeah. Dude apparently half-assed his entire career and still managed to wind up #4 in NFL history in receiving yardage and #2 in NFL history in receiving touchdowns. The first time he got to play with a Hall of Fame quarterback, all he did was half-ass his way to the single season record for receiving touchdowns and help get a team to within an insane helmet catch of a 19-0 season. But yeah, Terrell Owens was better than that guy. My ass, he was.
  5. He also gave us the actualization of SPACEBALLS: THE FLAME THROWER. https://www.boringcompany.com/not-a-flamethrower
  6. Yeah. . .because if Randy Moss was known for anything in his career, it was his warm and fuzzy relationship with the media.
  7. There's also a reason that one of them is one of three wide receivers in NFL history to get voted into the Hall of Fame in their first year on the ballot and the other one had to take three or four shots at it. Because one of them was better than the other.
  8. 2018 NFL Draft

    The full first round draft order is officially set.
  9. 2018 NFL OFFSEASON THREAD

    Yeah, if he signs it, between that and the rumored extension that they were going to give Alex Smith, they'd have about $60 million tied up in the quarterback position, and nobody's trading for Cousins if he's at $34 million. It's just mind-blowing that Washington would even contemplate it, and might be part of the reason why you don't announce trades like the Alex Smith deal in January.
  10. 2018 NFL OFFSEASON THREAD

    Are you fuckin' yankin' me with this?
  11. 2017-18 NCAAF OFFSEASON THREAD

    In slightly lighter news, Nick Saban was unable to convince a 4-star quarterback recruit to decommit from the football powerhouse known as. . . Princeton. http://www.espn.com/college-football/recruiting/story/_/id/22301477/brevin-white-sticking-princeton-tigers-alabama-crimson-tide?sf181182064=1 But seriously, kudos to that kid for sticking to his original commitment.
  12. Apparently this is where I'm supposed to deposit my FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK EA/BIOWARE for flushing one of the great video game series of all time down the toilet for this pile of shit. And no, I don't care how awesome it allegedly is. It's a pile of shit.
  13. Anthem is apparently getting pushed to 2019, which means the lack of Andromeda single-player DLC just pisses me off even more.
  14. 2018 NFL OFFSEASON THREAD

    In a related story, Case Keenum's agent is one of the happiest people in America right now.
  15. 2018 NFL OFFSEASON THREAD

    That's probably a season too much.
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