Nice Guy Eddie

Brie: Bryan Nikki: Knockers

Matt has brown hair. Nick is blonde.

Remsburg used to have really great mutton chops.

I wish I could disagree, but I can't. It's time to make Luke Weaver the closer again.

It's fine for the most part. Sometimes, it's still sore. Thanks for asking.

I don't care for Green Day. Looking forward to Dynamite like every week. That's all I got for now.

I'm your huckleberry.

I'd say Nikolai Volkoff became a Soviet redneck after hanging around Duggan. Yes, I know Duggan is from upstate New York. There are rednecks in upstate New York.

If that's the case, TK needed to have Stock have a match against Toni Storm with Stock bleeding buckets like the Beuhlah/Fonzie match when it was thought Fonzie was the mole pushing talent towards WCW.

Jake/Hercules, JYD/Rude, Bravo/Muraco, Bulldogs/Rougeaus, Boss Man/Koko...yeah, that's just off the top of my head. Yeah, you could say I've watched Summerslam '88 more than a few times.

If WWE still had their films division, I could see a remake of American Psycho starring John Cena.

When I think of STP, I think of Stone Temple Pilots.

I'm so glad I gave up watching WWE several years ago.

1 Thing I Can Live Without: CM Punk You know I love you, Natural. I just felt the need to bust balls.

I loved everything about tonight's show. I have to ask, but did Moxley tap or did he pass out in the choke? I couldn't tell. If he tapped, I'd like it to be a source of dissension between Moxley and the rest of the Death Riders. Ultimately, I'd like to see Claudio stand up to Moxley, getting tired of his crap. Oh yeah, fuck Eric Bischoff.