Cobra Commander

they were running that torch through the rain without a problem so I'm guessing they also have features to make sure people don't set themselves on fire with the torch

Poland and Puerto Rico on the same boat, a very Chicago sort of boat meanwhile North Korea off in a corner on a boat with Portugal and Qatar

got a 5 country sequence of Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Iceland, and Israel meanwhile Eswatini and Haiti got their own boats because someone forgot to invite them to a larger boat

"I'm pretty sure they're not gonna accidentally set the Louvre on fire with that torch run"

Iraq and Ireland sharing a boat is certainly a decision.. probably some fun conversations to be had on that boat

FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE

"so can we put the athletes in convertibles for our Parade of Nations?" - Los Angeles 2028

congrats to Grenoble on being near the site of the 2030 Winter Olympics Kinda wild that they're announcing a Winter Olympics site 5 1/2 years out. For the sake of reference, the 2026 site was confirmed in 2019.

Was the actual match they taped aired on whatever show it was taped for or did they air the match/angle/promo first as if that was the plan all along. If it was the latter then that’s a pretty good way to do it.

Gasoline isn’t the exact same color as water, so unless the water quality in your area sucks or you put some koolaid sort of mix in the water to make it a different color, then I don’t know if water alone will do.

Meanwhile, Evander Holyfield’s son Elijah is getting a WWE tryout. He was listed at 5’10/215 when he was playing football so how much can we inflate that height/weight for the sake of wrestling

I joked to myself during the Jarrett cameo that Jeff was gonna hit the handcuff with his guitar to free Swerve if not for Cutler getting in the way but there has to be some sort of ending one day to the Bucks having any sort of evil EVP powers, right? we're now through 2 stip matches and they still have vague powers.

it appears that the benches cleared today in Denver after the Rockies pitcher (Cal Quantrill, son of Paul) yelled at Red Sox catcher/convicted public masturbator Reese McGuire "You jacked off in a fucking parking lot, you dumb fuck"

so what's the best worked gasoline these days? diluted apple juice/cider? (one of you knows the difference between juice and cider)

Things I remember from this week's edition of AEW Dynamite: MJF does another new belt reveal and declares himself the American Champion. Then we get Ospreay brawling with him Jericho and Grandpa hit each other hard for awhile and then Jericho wins. Then postmatch brawling Britt wins, then we get Kamille in AEW as Mone's muscle Mariah wins, and then Toni Storm runs in and they almost fight Blood and Guts had lots of blood. Usual weapons-riffic Modern WarGames stuff. Jeff Jarrett shows up to help get Swerve in the match. Darby climbs a cage roof. The match ends because AEW isn't allowed to set Jack Perry on fire in their new TV deal