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Everything posted by Cobra Commander
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letting the batters open carry to dissuade beanball wars has some downsides though
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Watching Braves/Giants on MLB Network and they mentioned their upcoming WWE Night Feels like cultural imperialism for there to be a WWE Night in Atlanta. Proof of WWE Night
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meanwhile Kyle Farnsworth looks like he's about to debut in the late 1980s WWF
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gotta admit that the probability of Brock Lesnar randomly showing up in Minneapolis is a little higher than in most cities
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it would have been a really stupid decision if Vince did something other than what he did tonight, so sadly we did not get tremendous content tonight
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Vince McMahon is a horny old man
Cobra Commander replied to Zimbra's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
they turned down the idea of Vince telling the "name on the marquee says "Fucking"" joke tonight -
Vince McMahon is a horny old man
Cobra Commander replied to Zimbra's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
Vince will be turning the WWE to a legend without the scent of scandal to his name.... .... Ric Flair! -
Vince McMahon is a horny old man
Cobra Commander replied to Zimbra's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
what Vince-ish phrase would he use instead of "Cancel Culture"? -
Vince McMahon is a horny old man
Cobra Commander replied to Zimbra's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
The real surprises so far are probably more about Vince not being directly accused of rape again and Vince doubling the salary of the woman he was fucking on the side. -
nice of them to keep a balance in their "older guy sponging off of the younger guy" dynamics by breaking up Christian and Jungle Boy/Jurassic Express on the same night that Jericho and Sammy reunite.
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Tyler Anderson got within 2 outs of a no-hitter but an Ohtani triple broke it up
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Vince McMahon is a horny old man
Cobra Commander replied to Zimbra's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
World Wrestling Elontainment would have a Wrestlemania blowoff match where the babyfaces use Teslas to run over the heels. Also the Truth Commission would come back for some reason. -
Vince McMahon is a horny old man
Cobra Commander replied to Zimbra's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
"Buy my company Elon!" -
Vince McMahon is a horny old man
Cobra Commander replied to Zimbra's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
which WWE show is moving to FOX Business if NBC drops them? -
Vince McMahon is a horny old man
Cobra Commander replied to Zimbra's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
"Push my son as the conditions of our legal agreement" would explain a few pushes in wrestling history -
Vince McMahon is a horny old man
Cobra Commander replied to Zimbra's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
so Austin Theory probably isn't getting a "sexually harasses coworkers and signs them to NDAs" gimmick? -
Vince McMahon is a horny old man
Cobra Commander replied to Zimbra's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
"Mr. Laurinitis, your defense is that you like older women as evidenced by your affair with the wife of your former boss and therefore you didn't have that affair" "YES... IS THAT A BAD ARGUMENT" "Well, it's not usually what one expects" -
Vince McMahon is a horny old man
Cobra Commander replied to Zimbra's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
unless Johnny Ace takes the fall for the entire thing somehow always have a fallguy -
Vince McMahon is a horny old man
Cobra Commander replied to Zimbra's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
"Vince, you paid $3 million in hush money?" "Did I pay her too much, pal?" -
Fantasyghazi just continues
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June 2022 Wrestling Pics and GIFS
Cobra Commander replied to The Natural's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
the thing is that I could buy the concept of the fat one being named Shaggy.. so i'm just gonna pretend like I didn't read this explanation -
June 2022 Wrestling Pics and GIFS
Cobra Commander replied to The Natural's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
looking like the fat member of ICP is never a good sign (I know their names, I know what they look like, I choose to not consistently remember which one is Shaggy and which one is Violent J) -
WRESTLING ON THE INTERNET NOT FROM THE NOW
Cobra Commander replied to RIPPA's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING