Cobra Commander

Royals did nothing to beat the Luck charges and they found ways to lose games by 1/2 without actually threatening to win games

the Rays play two NL teams at home in the first week of the season, so the interleague scheduling makes it a bit complex for them to figure out how to reschedule games if they need a buffer zone for games at the Trop also they're playing the Rockies and Pirates, so those aren't good cities for late March baseball so you probably can't just start the Rays with home games in the other teams ballpark so... if the Trop can't go... guess the Rays play games at the place where they put Nitro during the 1996 Olympics

all those photoshops of a roofless Trop didn't include the catwalks also ready for the Twins to be sold in some way where the Pohlads actually turn out to be the better ownership group than the next group

never has an ALDS team needed to revamp their offense more than this Royals team.. it's a 3 hitter team on their best nights..

Royals/Yankees series juice:

This being the Jets, there are people thinking that Woody noticed the Lebanese flag that Saleh was wearing (for years) and decided to fire him for that

Giancarlo Stanton with the strength and footspeed of Jeep Swenson

Pete went 9-5 on those picks, for the record but yeah, some real "hiding in plain sight" with Pete citing specific splits for winning while favored and the such

Yuli Gurriel spending most of 2024 as 40yr old in AAA scores a run in the playoffs between Gurriel and Tommy Pham, huge inning for guys available after the trade deadline

meanwhile the Royals leadoff hitter tonight had an OPS+ of 72 during the regular season.. lefty/righty stuff

not sure which promoter would have been a bigger Libertarian if they knew about Libertarianism between Vince and Bill Watts although it's also possible that Vince or Bill Watts would find libertarians to be a bit weird for their tastes

Maybe it was gonna come up during an interview session that never happened but it is kinda interesting that they never actually mentioned the Linda senate candidacies. Especially since the perception is that the WWE went PG because Linda was running for office Also possible the answer they got was unusable if they did ask But yeah, Vince was probably supportive enough but also probably seeing that there were all sorts of bigwigs who’d show up for his wife but not for him

Looking at the schedule. I’d keep an eye on Cincy/UCF, maybe North Texas/Florida Atlantic, and definitely Memphis/South Florida, when it comes to games that’ll definitely get impacted by a hurricane. Somebody with a computer program would have to work it out to figure ways to reschedule the UCF or USF games Who the fuck knows how games on Saturdays will work out if there's a big hurricane passing over 2 days before the game. The Bucs are going to New Orleans to spend the week there so they don't get caught in TB during a hurricane

I’ll hope for the best by guessing Vince was trying to get fresh steak wraps off the grill

I want the QHs for this game because certainly some people bailed out on this one as it got deep into the night

Mets/Phillies looking like the kind of series that fortifies generational animosity

Castellanos gametying homer. Major potential for people to keep the Castellanos HR disaster meme alive

The tweet displaying amazement that the Bills lost in regulation was something since it showed that the Texans had all 3 timeouts and only had to stop the Bills twice to get the ball back with time. Also Josh Allen had a single digit number of completions today

meanwhile the Bengals/Ravens game is lumbering towards an exciting conclusion

Broncos in their throwbacks this week and they look good in them as for the Bills... I guess McDermott will just have to tell his team about the story of Hassan Nasrallah to inspire them going forward

that Old Style H logo is better than the Texans actual logo But i've always kinda disliked the Texans steer logo.. the alternate uniforms look good too

it'd lead a Jimmy Valiant/Paul Jones esque feud between the Outrunners and the Jags Defense

yeah there's some "first time since 1945" stats involving Army and Navy right now

can AEW find their El Gigante from some dude who is on the Jags roster who they push into wrestling because he can't play football