Cobra Commander

letting the batters open carry to dissuade beanball wars has some downsides though

Watching Braves/Giants on MLB Network and they mentioned their upcoming WWE Night Feels like cultural imperialism for there to be a WWE Night in Atlanta. Proof of WWE Night

meanwhile Kyle Farnsworth looks like he's about to debut in the late 1980s WWF

gotta admit that the probability of Brock Lesnar randomly showing up in Minneapolis is a little higher than in most cities

it would have been a really stupid decision if Vince did something other than what he did tonight, so sadly we did not get tremendous content tonight

they turned down the idea of Vince telling the "name on the marquee says "Fucking"" joke tonight

Vince will be turning the WWE to a legend without the scent of scandal to his name.... .... Ric Flair!

what Vince-ish phrase would he use instead of "Cancel Culture"?

The real surprises so far are probably more about Vince not being directly accused of rape again and Vince doubling the salary of the woman he was fucking on the side.

nice of them to keep a balance in their "older guy sponging off of the younger guy" dynamics by breaking up Christian and Jungle Boy/Jurassic Express on the same night that Jericho and Sammy reunite.

Tyler Anderson got within 2 outs of a no-hitter but an Ohtani triple broke it up

World Wrestling Elontainment would have a Wrestlemania blowoff match where the babyfaces use Teslas to run over the heels. Also the Truth Commission would come back for some reason.

"Buy my company Elon!"

which WWE show is moving to FOX Business if NBC drops them?

"Push my son as the conditions of our legal agreement" would explain a few pushes in wrestling history

so Austin Theory probably isn't getting a "sexually harasses coworkers and signs them to NDAs" gimmick?

"Mr. Laurinitis, your defense is that you like older women as evidenced by your affair with the wife of your former boss and therefore you didn't have that affair" "YES... IS THAT A BAD ARGUMENT" "Well, it's not usually what one expects"

unless Johnny Ace takes the fall for the entire thing somehow always have a fallguy

"Vince, you paid $3 million in hush money?" "Did I pay her too much, pal?"

Fantasyghazi just continues

the thing is that I could buy the concept of the fat one being named Shaggy.. so i'm just gonna pretend like I didn't read this explanation

looking like the fat member of ICP is never a good sign (I know their names, I know what they look like, I choose to not consistently remember which one is Shaggy and which one is Violent J)