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Danielson/Omega remains my favorite AEW match ever. Maybe that'd change with another viewing of Danielson/Ospreay but I don't think it will.

Didn't we already get Danielson/Sabre?

"It is with great sadness that we announce former International Champion Orange Cassidy has been mauled by wolves."

Kind of underwhelming for a go-home show, had some highlights sure but meh. Then again that's pretty much how I'd describe the product as a whole the last 6-8 months. Swerve damn near stomped on the heads of the security dudes when he jumped off the top onto them outside the ring so that was cool.

Okay then, anything before the Daily's era is really fuzzy in my head. Thanks. That old belt then must've looked puny on her. It looked small on Riho for goodness sake!

I think it'd be cool to have it in East Asia but would that ruffle too many feathers to have one in, say, Tokyo? You all know a lot more about the Japanese dynamics and stuff than me. EDIT: Furthermore, did they announce next year's location during the show this year and I missed it? I know Minneapolis was heavily rumored but haven't seen anything since the rumor article.

I spent a legitimate fifteen seconds trying to figure out the thread title from the folder index.

Honestly I totally forgot she was champion once until someone said it a few posts back. That had to have been like, super early in the company's history, Dark Order show ending early.

Mercedes has to come out and stare down Willow after she wins the belt, then raise her hand in the ring before a sneak attack. You can't keep her as a face when she's interrupting wholesome promos. That was so dang babyface it wasn't even funny with Willow saying the crowd gives her strength and that someone who looks like her can make it. Then we get a hijacking by someone else and dancing afterward. Whattaheel. Watching the Copeland promo and while the crowd was trying to be attentive and listen it makes this sound more like a speech than a promo. It also becomes clear that it's kinda directionless. When he says he asked for the time and was given it I go "no no no, not on TV at least, do it after the cameras are off!" Sigh. Whoa, where'd his belt come from?! He just said he came out without it and then he's got it when Ospreay enters! The hell?!

I mean, I guess that's nice but I enjoy the feeling of "ohhhhh shit, this is next!" when the next match is displayed during a live broadcast.

He was obviously trying to drag her to see a PowerPoint presentation. (that was him, right?)

To be positive though, because this board is big time AEW country and someone asked: Ospreay's rise is most compelling to me right now. Not the video game matches but his emergence as a personality. No problem with a big crazy match against Danielson because it's on PPV and should be a big deal. Almost like everyone keeps saying "the business" for a reason. I love Joe as champ. Despite Swerve's unbelievable talent in just about every way, I really like Joe being the Juggernaut of AEW. How do you book a guy like that in any other way? Wait, don't answer that if you're from PG WWE ten years ago, he'd be doing dance numbers. The Bucks are a team I fucking hate but right now they *want* me to hate them and I'm okay with that. Their recent turn/gimmick has been enjoyable even if I still find their matches insufferable. Never been a New Japan watcher but Okada's treatment has been pretty good so far. Like, I knew he was a big deal before and it's been appropriately done. More Ferraris please.

I think we need a Buckle Belt. It's reserved exclusively for people who love elaborate belt buckles and wish to test their mettle in the squared circle against people who also love belt buckles. Wait, hol' up, a singles Buckle Belt isn't enough, we need tag team Buckle Belts. Ah fuck, forgot about trios Buckle Belts. All right, wait, hear me out, let's standardize tights with belt loops. See, any time this kind of thing comes up people say "it used to be a big deal" or "you could tell a hierarchy was in place" or whatever. Yeah, because there were like, four tops (not the Motown group) in a promotion then. AEW has EIGHT in total and regularly showcases talent from other promotions who have belts too. I get the idea of promoting "look at this top dog from another place wrestling here, we must be a big deal" especially when you own another company yourself but Christ on a cracker. EDIT: Belt Creep is a problem in pretty much every company anymore but dammit, differentiate yourself a little. EDIT 2: I forgot the FTW belt! Fuck! I even like Hook and forgot about it.

I forgot that even happened. Granted I was in Afghanistan then but still. It was so annoying that Mania was close enough to my hometown that year where I could have plausibly gone to one for the first time but it's probably for the best in retrospect that I didn't. Looks like next year will also be implausible since it's been heavily implied that Minneapolis is next.

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