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Everything posted by Cristobal

  1. I kinda wanted the announce team to be quiet so I could hear what guys like Daniels, Colt, and MJF were shouting from ringside. That seems like it'd be way more entertaining.
  2. "I'm MARRIED, Bay-Bay!" was a clever line but it made me more interested in seeing a Cedric/Cole match than Baker/Swole.
  3. The Fiend vs Goldberg, WWE Super ShowDown 2020
  4. hahahahahakillme Let us know if you need tips on filling out insurance paperwork. Here's a starter: Always have copies of copies. They'll tell you they never got your paperwork. This will be a lie. They'll get you to send it out again and if there's a minute difference they'll deny coverage for that reason unless you can sue them.
  5. I don't understand. Were you not the same age as him before?
  6. This wasn't all good but Raw has been so absolutely dire for months now that this was a breath of fresh(-ish) air by comparison. That said NEVER ASK MICHAEL COLE ABOUT HIS KINKS EVER AGAIN
  7. Well, ran into, more like. I went to the second show that Pro Wrestling Iron (the promotion Michael Modest and Donovan Morgan briefly started after their fallout with APW owner Roland Alexander around King of the Indies) had, got there early to beat I-80 traffic, and as I walked out, passed him and Yoshinari Ogawa on their way in. I did a full double take. Misawa and Ogawa, who were unannounced, teamed against Doug Williams and Vinnie Massaro. (Vinnie couldn't stop smiling even when he was selling) EDIT: Unsurprisingly, Vinnie still remembers that, too:
  8. Astonishing that the minds behind this scheme can't figure out how to Brexit.
  9. I only watch fetish wrestling videos, youtube videos of backyard wrestlers falling off of roofs, and NXT UK.
  10. I'm disappointed this thread isn't titled "Defacing Rount Mushmore"
  11. The Viking Experience is described as a "unique, team-building adventure for you and your co-workers!" HR says it's mandatory unless you have a doctor's note.
  12. The Viking Experience is a garage band in Rockford, Illinois that hasn't figured out you can't pull off Nightwish's gimmick if none of you can sing.
  13. Norway Ivar and Denmark Erik are better names than The Viking Experience.
  14. I spent an hour in stunned disbelief at how terrible the name was, (well ok I spent like eight minutes in disbelief and the other fifty-two cooking up jokes about it) and then I'm like "alright this is trash but I'll bet the match is gonna be fun" and then Graves said that line and I went nope and turned off the show.
  15. The Viking Experience is the kids menu at the IKEA cafe.
  16. Wait I've got one more The Viking Experience is a four hour PBS concert featuring classically trained musicians playing traditional Norse folk music on authentic period instruments.
  17. The Viking Experience was a concert tour billed as "family-friendly" Scandinavian metal that folded less than four dates in due to poor ticket sales.
  18. The Viking Experience is Vegas' seventh-most popular all male adult revue.
  19. The Viking Experience is the name for a bizarrely painful poop that happens the first time you eat lutefisk.
  20. The Viking Experience is the name of a theme restaurant in Texarkana started by a guy who had four recipes from his Norwegian great grandmother who hasn't been closer to Scandinavia than Nashville
  21. The Viking Experience is an entry on Urban Dictionary describing an improbable sex act written by a spotty teenaged boy who hasn't had physical contact with a vagina since the day of his birth
  22. The Viking Experience is what your dorky fifth grade teacher called the history module on Vikings in his never-ending, never-succeeding quest to make history interesting to his students
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