Ryan

For clarification, the name of his film translates to My Dad Is A Heel Wrestler in promotional materials. It's an adaptation of a children's pop up book.

Hey look, a sports league I can avoid watching even more.

Hiroshi Tanahashi, Movie Dad. Vile heel.

Knobs before or after Tito? It's up to you. Yes, I took this some place much darker.

Stephen Root will give him a Colombian/Sicilian Necktie if he dares touch his stapler again. He's not messing around this time. Make a good horror film.

Their matches are too good and they don't hurt people.

A truly bold stance if you buy one of these ACH shirts. ;-) Jokes. Either way, I support it. https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/wrestler-t-shirts/ach/f-k-racism-watch-wrestling.html

He wasn't far back enough for the dive angle Bret took, so, let's call it a wash.

You better have a talk with Phil Schneider then. At least I think it was him on Segunda Caida that didn't think he was so great. if I'm wrong, go after the other guy.

I hate to tell you, but that was really that Liger full body suit fan that just shows up randomly at New Japan shows. They were working you! Mwahaha. Although, he seems to have started lifting.

That is literally what a room full of tax accountants look like at all times. Fight me!

Looking at the Magee/Wajima GIFs. Let's not forget Wajima was probably damn near as awful in the ring by Japan's standards for a native talent as well. The horror. Then again, he was probably tough as fuck, so Magee couldn't have hit him too hard if he tried.

That's fucking horrible and it always is. I hope the rest of his time remaining can at least be peaceful without tons of pain and other bodily garbage. I've seen what this stuff does to people, it's not pretty. I'm basically an atheist, but fuck it, bless that woman and him for sticking it out this long and for being there for him throughout this whole thing.

That's not a gimmick. He's just living the life.

Eh, just walk it off. Crawl it off. Um....twitch in a heaping pile of your own blood it off.