DEAN

Alex Kane vs Davey Boy Smith Jr was pretty good.

Sure!

Josh Briggs/ Brooks Jensen vs Stacks/ Tony D'Angelo- NXT Drew Gulak vs Hank Wlaker- NXT Athena vs Tootie Lynn- AEW Elevation

Oh yeah.

Savannah Evans vs Deonna Purrazzo! IMPACT! IS ON THE BOARD!

SWEET SHIN MUSIC!

WRECKED EM and then SUPER WRECKED EM!

DIRT SHEET DRIVER!

It's a battle royal! I hate battle royals. All to figure out who the fifth man in a FIVE WAY DANCE! I will speak no more. At least it came down to Axiom and Nathan Frazer. Axiom unceremoniously dumps Frazer to the floor after a tricked sequence out of a SuperPlex. Pretty Deadly are dressed Amish tonight? I back their play 100%. PRETTY DEADLY LOVES US! Tyler Bate! Von Wagner! Where has Von Wagner been? Tyler Bate bounces all over the ring for Wagner. Mr Stone is the secret superstar of the match as he is landed on by Tyler Bate. Bate wins with a Spinny Toprope Senton. Poor Von Wagner. Valentina Feroz and Elektra Lopez settle some hash. Lopez is pretty good. Feroz is teeny but will lay it in. Lopez does a VARIATION of a Powerbomb and wins! That was not very long. Eddy Thorpe is an LA Dojo dude, formerly known as Karl Fredericks. He looked perfectly fine. MORE PRETTY DEADLY! Sol Ruca, Ivy Nile and Indi Hartwell have a Three Way Dance! A Triple Threat! Sol Ruca is very agile and spectacular. Indi hits a Spinebuster! Sol hits her fancy finisher! Indi jumps in and steals the pin! Hank Walker and Drew Gulak settle some hash! This is weirdly good. Hank Walker is way fun on the mat now. When did THAT happen? Gulak is awesome. Walker is fun in a lummoxy way. Charlie Dempsey hits Walker as the ref was kinda not looking! That was good. It's Briggs and Jensen! It's Stacks and Tony D'Angelo! Booker T uses the phrase, "nose wide open." I haven't heard that phrase used in 30 years! Stacks is SUPER WORKER of the match. DECAPITATION by Stacks and D'Angelo! That was awesome. Briggs and Jensen hit a Doomsday Device! This match is an ode to the Road Warriors and Demolition! D'Angelo and Stacks hit a finisher and Briggs and Jensen aren't added to the three way! Okay. GARGANO BLEEDS A LITTLE!

Queen Aminata vs Skye Blue- AEW Dark Steph De Lander vs Marina Shafir- AEW Dark Dante Martin/ Darius Martin vs Liam Gray/ Adrian Alanis- AEW Dark Konosuke Takeshita vs Cole Karter- AEW Dark Tyler Bate vs Von Miller- NXT

It's DARK! From a taping that happened a month ago! NICKY BOY! AR FOX! Nicky is powerful! AR Fox flies around him! Nicky crushes Fox to cut him off! NICE LARIAT by Nicky Boy! Nicky Boy looks great in this. Fox hits a giant batch of old school Lucha dives! SWANTON for TWO! ANOTHER GREAT LARIAT by Nicky Boy! Man, this match keeps going. So this is an ROH match they stuck on Dark. Fox hits a Swanton and then hits a 450 for the win! QUEEN AMINATA! SKYE BLUE! Their matches in the indies are becoming legendary. If this is 1/4 as STIFF, this'll be good. They are MAGIC in the ring together. Great German Suplex by the Queen! Beautiful use of the SHIN to knock Blue out of the ring. Queen with the Snap Suplex on the floor! This match is fucking GREAT. Skye Blue has a fun comeback, coming off the top to the floor! Flying Crossbody off the toprope for TWO! They start beating the fudge out of the each other! Man, this is the best Sky Blue has looked in AEW. AIR RAID CRASH BY AMINATA! WRECKED EM! SUPER WRECKED EM! Blue kicks out somehow! Skye Blue hits her kinda crappy Flatliner for the win. Match of the Week so far! Evil Uno IS the new Kendo Nagasaki! Hard Edge Evil Uno is so good. GREAT FUCKING WESTERN LARIAT BY EVIL UNO! FUCKING PILEDRIVER! ANOTHER FUCKING PILEDRIVER! Alexander Moss takes the second like a CHAMP! IT'S STEPH DE LANDER! She is EVERYWHERE! I thought she signed with IMPACT! but he might not have since she took Chelsea Green's place accompanying Matt Cardona. This match is good. Marina Shafir is great when she has someone to fight and De Lander is bringing it! TK should sign De Lander if Scotty D'Amour hasn't already. NEW FUCKED UP SUBMISSION! Shafir is awesome. It's Schaff! Zack Clayton goes all King's Road! Schaff looks great in this. Wacky Fisherman Buster for the win by Clayton. It's Top Flight! Liam Gray and Adrian Alanis return! Top Flight are great. I would enjoy a Top Flight/Aussie Open series of matches. Liam Gray steals EMI's dive into the corner! COBRA CLUTCH! Darius Martin hits a SWEET Brainbuster! Dante with the SUWA Dropkick! This is another WILDLY competitive match. Dante and Darius CRUSH Gray with their Flatliner thingy! Q-TV! Harley Cameron doesn't have a cagematch.net profile STILL! QT is a HEAT MACHINE! Aaron Solo is now a HEAT MACHINE! Holy shit, Austin Green is HUUUGE! Marshal and Solo are GREAT tagteam heels. Austin Green is a fucking TANK! Green bumps over the toprope to the floor. QT hits the DIURT SHEET DRIVER for the win. Oh man, sign the shit out of Austin Green, TK. It's NXT alumni, Brady Booker! Booker does a very nice Delayed Vertical Suplex! SERP is over in Orlando! SERP does a Swanton to nowhere! SERP hits a Swanton! Booker with the Torture Rack! Booker looked pretty good. He should embrace his inner douchebag more. COLE KARTER! More NXT alumni! Konosuke Takeshita is DDT alumni! Hammerlock by Cole! TakeshitaLine! Karter with a MODIFIED STO! Karter with the Snap Suplex into a Chinlock! Great Dropkick by Karter! JESUS! Hellish GUNTHER-like chops by Konosuke Takeshita! FALCON ARROW by Karter! Karter has gotten in giant wads of offense. RANA by Takeshita into a Tope Con Hilo! BLUE THUNDER BOMB! KArter with a Buckle Bomb into a SWEET Spinebuster! This is the best Cole Karter match I've seen. SUPERPLEX but Kole rolls through! BEAUTIFUL German Suplex by Takeshita! Karter with a 450 to nowhere! Knee to the face! For the win! That was fucking great. That was the best Cole Karter has looked. POSTMATCH! BIG SHOTTY BEATS ON TAKESHITA! That was an awesome episode.

AAA! STREAMING!

Cody Rhodes vs Solo Sikoa- RAW GUNTHER vs Dolph Ziggler- RAW Rey Mysterio vs Damien Priest- RAW Viking Raiders/ Chad Gable/ Otis vs Angelo Dawkins/ Montez Ford/ Ricochet/ Brawn Stroman- RAW Becky Lynch vs IYO SKY- RAW

Hammerstone vs Jacob Fatu is currently in second!

POSSIBLE!