Zakk_Sabbath Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Maybe Corey Graves could still take bumps if he had drank some of that crazy Russell Wilson concussion water instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Green Meanie Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Agent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Wilson Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Happy for D-Von, always good to see former wrestlers move on to backstage roles. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 27, 2016 Author Share Posted September 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, The Green Meanie said: Agent? Yup Meltzer had said this in the last WON Quote The Dudleys may not be doing a lot of indie stuff as there is talk of Devon taking a job as an agent with WWE while Bubba would continue to work as a single on the indies, and both would continue to co-own their Florida wrestling school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I hope he teaches these young fuckers how to sell 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORELOCK Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Jerome Miller said: They need to start airing vignettes where Graves is sitting in a outdoor cafe in Brooklyn and acting like the douchiest Hipster ever. In the vignettes he should lecture the fans on how all his clothing is made from recycled cotton and the chi latte he's drinking is from locally sourced beans. They need to air a vignette where Vince is having a meeting with arena management, and Corey bursts in and announces he's staging a sit-in protest because the arena doesn't use "low flow" toilets and thus is hurting the environment. Eventually, because Graves can't take bumps anymore, this will lead to the return of the Great Khali as Graves' personal "Enforcer of Political Correctness" where it will be a running gag that Khali will show up and beat the shit out of whoever is offending Graves' personal sense of Hipster Right or Wrong. Example: As Michael Cole welcomes us to Raw, Corey will interrupt and point out that Cole is drinking a soda instead of healthy water, and Khali will then show up and chokeslam Cole through the announcers table You don't even know what a hipster is. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 hour ago, RIPPA said: Yup Meltzer had said this in the last WON Isn't this when Bubba gets a solo "Bully Ray" run?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderlips Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 So, who do people here think New Japan is referencing in those ticking time bombs vignettes? I'm hoping it's the return of Suzuki & KES back full time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 27, 2016 Author Share Posted September 27, 2016 Follow up Devon tweet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 He only has three dress shirts, so days 4-30 are going to be progressively rougher. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 8 hours ago, Sammo~! said: RE:Hipster gimmicks I still believe that obnoxious moustache wearing, craft beer snob, fixed-gear bicycle riding dirt bags is the natural evolution of the Vaudevillain gimmick and the way to save them from jobber purgatory. I see them bringing in Jack Gallagher and forming a smashingly good trio after they get Regal's blessing. One learns a proper Regal Stretch, another develops a righteous Knee Trembler. The third bring cronuts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 9 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: Fashion-wise, Corey looks like the top picks on his Spotify are Tiger Army and Necromantix so he's probably more of a psychobilly poseur than a hipster if you need to define his standing in the world. (I love Tiger Army, fuck you) Corey is obviously a Tool fan, as his indy name was Sterling James Keenan, with the James Keenan part coming from Maynard James Keenan. My guess behind the inspiration of the Corey Graves name has always been Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour and former Misfits singer, Michael Graves. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 4 hours ago, piranesi said: He only has three dress shirts, so days 4-30 are going to be progressively rougher. That's when he dusts off the Rev. D-Von shirt and collar. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: Corey is obviously a Tool fan, as his indy name was Sterling James Keenan, with the James Keenan part coming from Maynard James Keenan. My guess behind the inspiration of the Corey Graves name has always been Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour and former Misfits singer, Michael Graves. I'm cool with the Tool thing but if his second name was really inspired by those two tools (heh) then he has way worse taste in music than I thought God I hate Michale Graves. That Conservativepunk.com motherfucker... sorry, I sing in a Misfits cover band that is Danzig only, so I hold a grudge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: That's when he dusts off the Rev. D-Von shirt and collar. Testify! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Jerome Miller is like the opposite to Grampa Simpson talking about Joe Namath's hair in comparison to Johnny Unitas [/obscuresimpsonsreference] 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 14 hours ago, piranesi said: He only has three dress shirts, so days 4-30 are going to be progressively rougher. Hopefully he has this plan... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Well, we know who doesn't watch NXT since it was well established that Graves hates hipsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Really, I mean, when Becky called him a Hipster on Twitter, he told us he almost spit out his craft beer! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 51 minutes ago, Raziel403 said: Really, I mean, when Becky called him a Hipster on Twitter, he told us he almost spit out his craft beer! and then he'd have had to wait until the plane landed in Portland for him to change into a new pair of skinny jeans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 14 hours ago, zev said: I see them bringing in Jack GALLAGHER and forming a WATERMELON smashingly good trio after they get Regal's blessing. One learns a proper Regal Stretch, another develops a righteous Knee Trembler. The third bring cronuts. I just needed to make a joke for myself to enjoy today, carry on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 28, 2016 Author Share Posted September 28, 2016 Oh Yeah - Alberto had to already delay the opening of his restaurant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 8 hours ago, CreativeControl said: Jerome Miller is like the opposite to Grampa Simpson talking about Joe Namath's hair in comparison to Johnny Unitas [/obscuresimpsonsreference] 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Teaching head chef Paige that not every food item should be boiled or deep-fried is taking longer than expected. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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