The Green Meanie

They're going to FREAKIN' EL PASO, BUT NOT HOUSTON? Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Genuinely surprised that Ethan Page is going the mafia route. It makes this story somewhat interesting now. Gotta say I thoroughly enjoy watching Nicky Boy and all the wacky things he does ringside.

I had an AEW-related dream last night that's bothered me all day. I had to go get Hook. He was at his house. I don't know why I had to get him, or where we were going. Hook owned several vehicles, but apparently he decided we would travel in an old 80's C-Body Chevy pickup truck. You know the kind that a professional mechanic has? The outside doesn't look fancy but under the hood it's a beast? It was that kind. Hook opened the passenger door for me, and I climbed in, and before he started to drive, my wife woke me up. Where were we going?

Needless to say, I haven't been having the best time the past few days...

To be fair, they were heels long before the Punk thing.

I figured it's cause they're Christian AF

Also, I'm slightly amused that Double J has taken over the "Old Man Yells At Cloud" spot left by Dan Lambert. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/044/247/297.png

I'm gonna need more of Daddy Magic and Scumbag Ian talking about Italians. (Ian) "I don't dress like that!" Sing Along With Tazz (TM) has returned!

People on Reddit seem to think this means Regal is going back to WWE. I think they're being hasty; this was the perfect way to get a Regal-Mox split. I'm interested to see how they'll explain Regal doing what he did and how the BCC will be going forward from now on. Good riddance to Rosa. Glad they finally did the right thing, she's dead weight. (Mother and I watching the Top Flight/FTR promo) (Mom) "Darius, don't get hurt before Friday"

"Where's Julia's hat? It it okay? There it is!"

(wife and I watching tonight, Acclaimed music video comes on) (Me) "See, they're making fun of Keith Lee because he's frequently eloquent" (Her) "Why is that a reason to be made fun of?" (Me) "......cause he hangs out with that jerk Swerve?" Thank goodness that Britt/Saraya bit was short. Britt again proved that she's the face in all of this and that Saraya is just selfish. I am all for the hoss battle that's going to be Hobbs/Joe/Wardlow, but interesting how it's only going to be for the TNT Championship. When this thing started it was looking like it might have been Wardlow vs. Cage and/or Joe vs. Hobbs, not sure how they decided it would come to this. Not happy The Elite are coming back. We had a good run for a while, but it's time has come to an end.

The (big) problem was that her speech wasn't motivational, if you think about it. Pretty much every sentence in the first part about how she mentioned she's been in the business for so long and wrestled despite other issues stopping her could have been post-faced by "...because your family ran the company" or some variation thereof. It didn't make her sound sympathetic at all.

I saw that Joe turn coming a mile away, whenever you see someone standing behind someone like he did a heel turn is coming! And woof, that Britt/Saraya segment....why exactly is Britt the heel if she's speaking the truth? Saraya's speech didn't help her case at all, she pretty much proved everything Britt said and in no way did it sway my opinion on her.

Other then Nakazawa, he's the only one I like. Poor Tazz suffered a stroke on commentary this week apparently!

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