Curt McGirt

And there are three more albums there to keep em out!

That's why I suggested he was "elected" to go up there possibly. They probably wanted one or two decent people to go up and justify the existence of the whole fucking thing. As far as dunking on all the people who weren't there, it's their typical bullying culture just rearing its ugly head again.

Stockholm Syndrome. This makes me wonder if Sami and Truth got elected to show up. That would make this shit come off as so much grosser than it already is. If there is any justice in this situation they allowed Shayna to have fifteen minutes alone in a room with Mr. Roast Master to show him how the Sugar Hold is applied.

Have you seen the Bundy vs. Fritz Von Erich match where Daddy Fritz just beats him from pillar to post? It's really weird seeing Bundy like that.

https://cimexrecords.bandcamp.com/album/hierarkin-bomberna-faller Hierarkin - Bomberna Faller Some rad No Security/Svart Parad style kang here, with a touch of Wolfpack for seasoning. It's on Charlie from Anti-Cimex's label (Cimex Records, duh) so of course it's good. https://sorrystaterecords.bandcamp.com/album/mua-et-voi-omistaa Plasma - Mua Et Voi Omistaa Female-fronted Finnish pogo shit. Thankfully not fuzzy-buzzy Confuse style, just straight up hardcore punk. https://naturalabuse.bandcamp.com/album/the-end Natural Abuse - The End EP Only two songs but my buddy's seeing them in Chicago soon and I envy him. Hopefully I can get them booked down here. Stellar Dis-crust in an early Aughts fashion with a singer who sounds like a more guttural version of Todd from Tragedy/Warcry along with backups from a higher-pitched duder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmwOB-Tmvs8&ab_channel=jungle Early Grave - Sewer Baby Eaten By Worms Crackin' stuff here, kind of Clevo HC a la H1000s, Nine Shocks, Bomb Builder or my old Bay Area fave Strung Up, only with strict D-beat and frenzied thrash pounding sometimes instead of fills. Somebody is gonna have to remind me what movie the sleazy synth music in "Necrosis" is from. I'm thinking something Troma? For some reason I'm also thinking it might be Vice Squad. (Also, love the GBH ripoff title of the tape)

They should make Road Rash instead.

I turned it on and was like "well, I see they gave the Hardyz a camera crew and a bunch of edibles again"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoLlv7DPmxw&ab_channel=lamadredequitegross Pirata Morgan vs. El Faraon (Hair vs. Hair) Considering we are getting Way of the Blade 2 this summer, I went ahead and pulled out the original again to watch some of the matches I missed out on. Also, this thread is titled "BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS" and the definition of that in wrestling is Pirata Morgan. He sucks and spits el Faraon's red red krovvy soon as he opens him up in this one. However Faraon isn't the main donation here, it's Morgan's empty eyesocket, which he blades and promptly covers half his body with the expectoration thereof. Hidden in this is a pretty solid old-school lucha match; they do the rocking chair hold and the hanging pendulum hold, Morgan hits a big splash for a pinfall and gets hiptossed completely out of the ring, and there's a classic moment where Faraon grabs his legs and gives him the old catapult, he shoots through the air like a bullet towards the camera, and splats face first right on the mat. It's like something out of Looney Tunes.

Walton Goggins is hosting on May 10th!

Damn, Lar Park Lincoln died, and way young at that. https://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3865708/friday-the-13th-part-vii-star-lar-park-lincoln-has-passed-away/

The nadir of the jokes would have to be Rightyear. Because she can't pronounce the 'L'. Get it? Get it?

Bret said the Crossface Chickenwing legit hurt too. You probably don't want to keep someone floating around the top who's hurting and could possibly injure your top talent.

Was this the same really loud dude who you could hear through the whole FTR/Rock'n'Rolls segment? The one who piped up "DON'T SHAKE HIS HAAAAND TONY DON'T DO IT"? I don't know how you can possibly talk that loud and not be yelling; he had to have been close to a floor mic.