Octopus

Sometimes he’s able to reverse it into a high impact DDT.

Claudio manhandling OC reminded me of how I powerbomb Lil Octopus on the couch

My hot take is that hot takes are best served with milk to cool down slightly.

Fun beside the point fun fun. when I’m writing I’ll use less pronouns (not outright ban or if it’s someone talking. I will use shortened or nicknames so it doesn’t sound like a weird robot. So for fun, here’s how I’d change that: "We saw last week how Dave Batista viciously attacked John Cena from behind, and now tonight Cena is back on Raw! What will John have in store for Batista, and how will the former Leviathan respond to the Doctor of Thuganomics?"

I like the idea of Shelton having an old man grumpy Jumbo run

HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!??!!???

Imagine if CHIKARA was still a thing. Toni Storm in an old timey trio for the King of Trios cup would have been awesome. Her, Luther, and maybe like a legend that can do a few signature spots. Maybe Gerald Brisco lol

kristitaKolawful and @The Natural are in the ring. Kolawful just hit Paul in the back with a chair. The Hero of Engerland is not phased. Crowd is wildly booing Kolawful. “What a piece of shit” they chant. *Fiona Apple - Criminal plays over the intercom. The fans go wild. Octopus walks out with a mic in hand. People are jumping and joyously clapping in the stands. He waits for the crowd to die down. The English Dragon is mean mugging Kolawful. The Octopus lifts his mic to his beak. Octopus - “Fuck you, Kolawful!”

FTFY

SHOULDA BEEEEENS I’m being casual and off the cuff with these. Not looking up dates and who was fully available or not injured or in a diff feud. Just attempting to have fun in this cruel cruel world. - Kingston should have feuded with Claudio instead of or at least before the Jericho feud. After the Blood & Guts they were both hot and had a built in feud. - Young Bucks vs FTR III should have been when all of the had belts. The Acclaimed were hot, but so was that story and the right time for it. Say Bucks win or whatever because of the politics of different companies belts (or was it reversed?). Just have Acclaimed beat the winners and scissor over their corpses. - Making Red Velvet a Baddie in an announcer explanation and not a story played out. I’m still bitter about this. Why the fuck am I watching and all of a sudden things are different and I’m being told about it after the fact. I hated how poorly WWE handled Naomi vs Mandy Rose. Fuck everything and everyone. - likewise, Hangman should have either had a better falling out with the Dark Order or not broken up when they did. Idk, dropped ball. All part of the weird post brawl out or whatever the drama was. - Figure out how to keep Regal. If he wanted to be with his family, offer to make him a new son. - it’s tough not really knowing all the drama or what was declined and offered BUT I wish Starks, Miro, and most importantly Punk worked out better. Khan doesn’t have Vince’s psycho ability to convince people to work against their best interest so this was all likely inevitable. - MJF’s injury angle before the Jay White match shouldn’t have happened. It was too silly and unneeded when they were already had a good feud going on. - a disciple of HBK should not have won the Owen. Even if you didn’t want to give it to Dax, anyone but Cole. Fuck that. - not making coffee mugs of Pentagon’s mask!!!!! What the fuck - where’s my Lucha Express cartoon? - Cody’s stipulation. Either have him win then and be the super face we see him as now or don’t have the stip so he’d be in the mix later. - CM Punk. Mentioning him again. Hire better HR or something to make everyone friends. I loved his AEW run so much. Ugh I’m drinking vodka and sprite with lemon juice right now and I keep thinking back to wishing we had more Punk in AEW. Ugh. right now I’m making Jack’s pizza. I put a bunch of spicy stuff on it and I also made Chicken Nuggets I cut up and put Nashville seasoning on and put it on the pizza. Im ready. idk. Im in a weird spot with AEW and things in general. Even talking about it. Maybe I need a break. Maybe I’m too negative. Or too positive. Or not enough of both. https://i.ibb.co/Zd4pXw0/4-E6821-B5-50-E4-4-E09-94-CA-508-DEFB882-CE.jpg

I look at this title reign and opportunities the same as I look at Kawada not/finally pinning Misawa. If Kawada beat Misawa in 94 and Danielson won the title in 21/22 then my favorite moments in wrestling potentially wouldn’t have mattered as much - June 95 tag and recent All In main event. I like what ifs but these ones effect my current timeline enjoyments too much. Could have still lead to a good future though.

Still think not doing a Jungle Express zany cartoon when they were a team (and Pentagon’s head as a mug) was a mistake AEW will never recover from.

I am more than willing to take the job. Put me in, coach. I’m ready to play.

What the fuck is dysentery?!

It’ll likely lead to some pretty cool AEW friendship stories.