Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 This is going to sound callous, but Paul Bearer dying was the best thing that could have happened for that match. I mean, there was just some random 4 way match to decide who was facing Taker at WM. It was pretty obvious Punk was winning anyway. The other participants were Randy Orton, Sheamus, and Big Show, who I believe ended up on job duty to The Shield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 2 hours ago, RolandTHTG said: So my wife came home last night with her father's ashes. They're just sitting on the coffee table. ....and all I can think about is the fucking gold urn she put them in, hoping she's going out at some point and gives me at least one opportunity to do a Paul Bearer impersonation with them. I'm an awful person. I mean, I wouldn't ask tomorrow, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 So apparently Hogan is off the Benoit List because he was just shown in an ad for WWEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 3 hours ago, RolandTHTG said: So my wife came home last night with her father's ashes. They're just sitting on the coffee table. ....and all I can think about is the fucking gold urn she put them in, hoping she's going out at some point and gives me at least one opportunity to do a Paul Bearer impersonation with them. I'm an awful person. Tell her it's either the Paul Bearer gimmick, or the next time she makes pot roast, you're rubbing it all over your chest. See what happens next. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I've actually consumed so much coffee that when I die my final wish is that my cremated remains be brewed at a Tim Hortons and served to all my family and friends. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I'm either chum in shark research, or I'm haunting bitches up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyld Samurai Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 31 minutes ago, sabremike said: I've actually consumed so much coffee that when I die my final wish is that my cremated remains be brewed at a Tim Hortons and served to all my family and friends. That's a serious French Roast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great ML Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: Nah, he fits right in. AC is the weird one to them. 4 hours ago, Wyld Samurai said: I figured Uncle Dick Slater would be the black sheep. Where does Becky Slater fit in? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Went to the Smackdown Live Event tonight(going head-to-head with Raw) in Wheeling, WV. Fun show, probably about 2,500 there. Miz continued his MVP run with some FANTASTIC heel mic work followed by another great match with Ziggler. Styles beat Cena and Ambrose in the Main after a nut shot to Cena. The faces sent the fans home happy afterwards though with an AA and a Dirty Deeds to A.J. followed by Cena's traditional singing of "Country Roads" in Wheeling: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 2 hours ago, zev said: Tell her it's either the Paul Bearer gimmick, or the next time she makes pot roast, you're rubbing it all over your chest. See what happens next. I see what you did there. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Or mix them into the printing of your favorite comic. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 @DEAN As you are mentioned in the 1001 Matches Staples as a RIOT fan, I now bring to your attention that she wrote a book. https://aprilkl.wordpress.com/2016/09/22/starlet-chapter-one/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 15 hours ago, RolandTHTG said: So my wife came home last night with her father's ashes. They're just sitting on the coffee table. ....and all I can think about is the fucking gold urn she put them in, hoping she's going out at some point and gives me at least one opportunity to do a Paul Bearer impersonation with them. I'm an awful person. My sympathies for your loss. I let a chuckle out about that visual I have to admit. 15 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: You're not. I've done the Paul Bearer impression before. In fact, there's a FB picture of me clutching an urn; albeit empty. There's another one of me from the casket showroom with the light shining directly above my head, as if I'm some kind of angel of death. Not in the Josef Mengele kind of way, either. Same to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 9 hours ago, zev said: @DEAN As you are mentioned in the 1001 Matches Staples as a RIOT fan, I now bring to your attention that she wrote a book. https://aprilkl.wordpress.com/2016/09/22/starlet-chapter-one/ Also, WoW's doing tapings later this week. Riot and Caged Heat are on the ads. In other news, Cesaro has made a decision based on this past weekend. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 27, 2016 Author Share Posted September 27, 2016 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Ace said: In other news, Cesaro has made a decision based on this past weekend. Edited September 27, 2016 by RIPPA 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 (edited) 20 hours ago, Jerome Miller said: Contentious Statement: I can't take Corey Graves seriously as an announcer with that hair. It would be fine if he was still an active wrestler, but they really should tell him to grow his hair out on the sides if he's going to be a full-time announcer. Why are you so concerned about other men's hairstyles? First omega and now this. Are you the dude yelling "cut your hair!" at the wrestlers during live events. I never understood that. Edited September 27, 2016 by Oyaji 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Go Sheamus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTTW Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 So when do we get numbers for the bloodbath and do y'all think it will stick? I'm reminded of something Bobby said about how after looking at the real world wrestling looks dumb and I wonder if that will resonate with whatever audience would normally watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 27, 2016 Author Share Posted September 27, 2016 Should be soon since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerome Miller Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Savage and Ventura were at least still "in character" when they dressed like that as announcers, Graves is just a random announcer now. They need to start airing vignettes where Graves is sitting in a outdoor cafe in Brooklyn and acting like the douchiest Hipster ever. In the vignettes he should lecture the fans on how all his clothing is made from recycled cotton and the chi latte he's drinking is from locally sourced beans. They need to air a vignette where Vince is having a meeting with arena management, and Corey bursts in and announces he's staging a sit-in protest because the arena doesn't use "low flow" toilets and thus is hurting the environment. Eventually, because Graves can't take bumps anymore, this will lead to the return of the Great Khali as Graves' personal "Enforcer of Political Correctness" where it will be a running gag that Khali will show up and beat the shit out of whoever is offending Graves' personal sense of Hipster Right or Wrong. Example: As Michael Cole welcomes us to Raw, Corey will interrupt and point out that Cole is drinking a soda instead of healthy water, and Khali will then show up and chokeslam Cole through the announcers table 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammo~! Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I mean like chai is tea and not made from beans and also coffee can't grow in New York. I hate this fictional Corey Graves already. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Fashion-wise, Corey looks like the top picks on his Spotify are Tiger Army and Necromantix so he's probably more of a psychobilly poseur than a hipster if you need to define his standing in the world. (I love Tiger Army, fuck you) 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beech27 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 16 minutes ago, Sammo~! said: I mean like chai is tea and not made from beans and also coffee can't grow in New York. I hate this fictional Corey Graves already. And, no self-respecting "hipster" coffee shop serves chai these days. He'd have to order a cortado, maybe a flat white--god help you if you don't know the difference. If he's got a chai, it's because he got it at a starbucks, and walked it over. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammo~! Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 RE:Hipster gimmicks I still believe that obnoxious moustache wearing, craft beer snob, fixed-gear bicycle riding dirt bags is the natural evolution of the Vaudevillain gimmick and the way to save them from jobber purgatory. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, Sammo~! said: RE:Hipster gimmicks I still believe that obnoxious moustache wearing, craft beer snob, fixed-gear bicycle riding dirt bags is the natural evolution of the Vaudevillain gimmick and the way to save them from jobber purgatory. Plus I'm pretty sure that any actual hipster would probably already be listening to Eddie Cantor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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