Sammo~!

I guess 2K18 came out Wait for it

Hmmm that main event might make me end up going tonight. Tons of tickets still available but like...I can't even make it through three hours of Raw at home on my comfy couch...so there's that.

And most of that was just Regal's amazing face when he realized someone pissed in his tea.

How much does this guy weigh?

I'm more amazed that he managed to get the night off.

Killer?

I did it backwards

Just doing the math real quick, in order for Ric to have slept with 10,000 women, he would've had to have slept with 1.89 women a day, every day of his life since he was 16 years old.

None of those guys are even remotely Scott Norton shaped.

Like, I was fine with just the fur coat and maybe the umbrella but the coat, the top hat, the mask, and the umbrella all together makes him look like one of The Penguin's low level mooks from that Gotham TV show. Like at any minute I expect Batman to show up and beat him, and 10 other guys dressed just like him, up.

I was with him all the way up to when he started to wear the plague doctor mask. It just comes off like he's trying really hard to be a spooky heel but all I see is a Ren Fair nerd. And I hate the finger breaking shtick.

So on the one hand I get the idea that Jinder is a hypocrite for complaining about jingoistic Americans booing him and then he turns around and makes racist remarks about Nakamura. And I understand he's a heel, and I understand the history of racist gimmicks in pro wrestling. On the other hand, as an Asian dude in America I have to deal with low key racism on an almost daily basis and sometimes I just want to drink a beer and watch some grappling and not think about that stuff and I'm really sick of this shit showing up in my wresting when I just want to chill out after work. So fuck this company.

Like...do you mean the ROH show with that headlining will make $10,000? Because even that might be stretching it.

I love Ricky the Dagon Seamboat!

Is that what they're calling Adam Cole's new stable?