EVA Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) I should also add that I watched Orton/Edge on my iPad, and there was so much grunting and panting, my wife thought I was watching porn. She just couldn’t figure out how the guy constantly counting to 10 figured in. Edited April 6, 2020 by EVA 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf&Subs Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) Orton’s gotta have the worst batting average when it comes to overhyped PPV matches at this point. Probably beats out Hunter, right? Edited April 6, 2020 by LoneWolf&Subs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 4 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Xavier geeking is awesome. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 23 minutes ago, LoneWolf&Subs said: Cena Vs. Wyatt felt like an IWC thread come to life. I think they went way too overboard. If Taker Vs. AJ was part one, this was like the really bad eighth sequel of a horror franchise. Jason X is fucking art. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, EVA said: I should also add that I watched Orton/Edge on my iPad, and there was so much grunting and panting, she thought I was watching porn. She just couldn’t figure out how the guy constantly counting to 10 figured in. Me figuring out how the guy counting to 10 figured in: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Good news is that the match was so long that when it ended a vaccine for the coronavirus had been produced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Speaking of Woods, the the replies to this post, including gifs of the Usos referencing “Rated R Xavier Woods.” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Hero Morganti Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Those replys got me dyin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Moneghetti Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Lol, good wrestling (judging by feedback) on night one wasn't enough to convince me that I want to watch empty arena wrestling. Bad wrestling in the form of the Edge match and whatever the Cena thing was have got me curious enough to watch night two. I can't imagine liking the Firefly Funhouse match. Bray has never done a thing for me, and Meltzer's recap sounds awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
For Great Justice Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 God bless John Cena and Bray Wyatt 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf&Subs Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, For Great Justice said: God bless John Cena and Bray Wyatt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 So do we have the Coronavirus to thank for the Funhouse and Boneyard matches, or were those already planned to be exactly as they were prior to the world coming to an abrupt stop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, Casey said: So do we have the Coronavirus to thank for the Funhouse and Boneyard matches, or were those already planned to be exactly as they were prior to the world coming to an abrupt stop? I can't envision any way they would have shown two of those in one night to 70,000 people with zero live action in front of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Casey said: So do we have the Coronavirus to thank for the Funhouse and Boneyard matches, or were those already planned to be exactly as they were prior to the world coming to an abrupt stop? Since Taker can't actually work a match at all these days, and Cena doesn't seem to actually want to, I'd say it's a safe bet this was always the plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 I would be SHOCKED if this was always the plan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) 40 minutes ago, nate said: Jason X is fucking art. My friend was killed by Jason in Jason X! On a space station...got her head frozen and smashed. Edited April 6, 2020 by Infinit 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 We would have had two....not so good.... matches. But other matches would have been improved with a live audience so I think this WM wound up in the same place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southside Jim Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 I look forward to the Red Letter Media guys mocking the Firefly Funhouse Match on the next edition of Best of the Worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Southside Jim said: I look forward to the Red Letter Media guys mocking the Firefly Funhouse Match on the next edition of Best of the Worst. It gave me AIDS! We need Plinkett vs The Fiend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Okay, I don't watch WWE anymore but I had to see the 'Taker/Styles match and I enjoyed it so much that I wanted to check out Wyatt/Cena. I really dug it too! It wasn't a masterpiece and of course it was convoluted and silly, but I like Wyatt's mind games finally breaking Cena at the end. I would've cut the WCW stuff out but other than that, I thought it was neat how Bray took Cena on a trip down memory lane and directly referenced their last Mania match, showing how he's evolved. If only every non-Bryan match of his could be done in this way, that would be great. While I was trying to find where Cena/Wyatt was on the show I was lucky enough to witness just about two minutes go between Edge setting Orton up for the conchairto and him actually doing it. The worst of the worse bad wrestling acting right there. Fuck that shit. I feel for Drew. He worked his entire career for this moment, to main event the biggest show in pro wrestling and get his first big coronation over a dominant champion and he gets it in front of zero fans. Heart breaking for him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 hour ago, kafkonia said: Two world title matches, and what, five moves? Goldberg is old and should never have come back - what's Brock's excuse? He’s probably immuno-compromised because of his diverticulitis so he cut it short and is now going away for a long long time. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) Charlotte/Rhea was damn near fantastic and easily the best match from both nights. I don't think Charlotte needed to win this, but I also don't think she needed to lose even though that would have been my preference. Rhea looked great in the ring against her and didn't leave this looking worse despite the loss,. And if I'm being honest, I think Charlotte as an invader champ is way more interesting than Rhea as champ. Hopefully she is an ass in NXT for a couple of months before Rhea takes the title back or Io wins it off of her. Otis/Ziggler was not anything noteworthy, but I dug the happy ending. Really wish this one had been in front a crowd considering how over the story was. Edge/Orton was ridiculously long. A hardcore type of match this length with no audience was just dumbass. This need to be a third the length it actually was. Profits vs. Garza/Theory was alright. The 5-way was almost surprisingly good. They actually did some solid stuff story wise with everyone getting a pretty decent chances to shine when it came to the action. This is easily the best Tamina match I can recall. The Firefly Fun House match was pretty much WWE's Final Deletion with its humor, but it also managed to have an odd touch of seriousness as a career retrospective of both Bray and Cena. Honestly ,I thought it was pretty great. Probably rate it above the Boneyard match which I really didn't think I would. Will be interesting to see if and when we see Cena return. Drew/Brock was about what I expected. I'd rate it higher than Braun/Goldberg, but its still missing that atmosphere to make it more. Still nice to see Drew win the big one. Night 1 was better than Night 2, but Night 2 was solid. It was only brought down from good via the terrible Orton/Edge match. Kind of amazing how bad that ended up being considering that it had the best build going in. The women were easily the MVPs this year. Every one of them worked hard, and I thought they had the best actual matches both nights. With that said, the Boneyard and Firefly Fun House matches are why this Wrestelmania will be remembered as far as actual content goes. They aren't the first cinematic movie matches WWE has done, but they were w/o a doubt the best. Its impressive how different they managed to be as while still hitting a solid quality. On the whole I think this was a good Wrestlemania which is kind amazing to me considering the no fans situations caused by the pandemic. Edited April 6, 2020 by Eivion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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