EVA

Ha. It’s been a long day, that game feels like it was last week.

In fact, Cal is now whipping that ass.

Just now seeing that USC got got by Minnesota, too. That would be 4 of the top 11 teams down today. All to unranked opponents. CHAOS SATURDAY. And Miami is on the ropes in the 2nd half.

Wow. Bama, Michigan, and Tennessee down today. Didn’t see this last one coming at all.

By a mile. No contest.

Oh that’s why. Cool cool.

How was his ass still on the field after all that. Hey, dude, maybe spend that energy on not letting the ball go over your head for a TD.

Now we got Team Leader Malachi Moore kicking the spotted ball. Great look!

400 yards to Vandy! Not a single critical stop all night. Not a solitary defensive adjustment (that worked, anyway). Fuck outta here, Kane.

I mean, he’s a better college QB than anybody Michigan has, for sure, but given how reluctant they were to even play Orji, I don’t think they would ever embrace the offensive identity needed to make it work with Pavia.

An utterly embarrassing defensive performance.

Well, I hope DeBoer enjoyed the honeymoon.

Lots of weirdness in the beginning of this game to give Vandy that early lead, but it must be said: this was a truly pathetic showing from Kane Wommack’s defense.

Players get called cheat codes all the time, but…Ryan Williams is a cheat code.

Vandy 3rd down passing clinic.