ebbie Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 And here I am thinking we were past the point of people STILL caring about Sting in 20-goddamn-14. He is old, has paper knees, and isn't a wrestling name to anyone who didn't watch WCW... Especially almost 20 years past his prime. It's hard to watch Taker try to still go. It will be embarrassing for Sting like that turd that won't flush aka RVD. Give it a break. That's an interesting point. It's been over 13 years since Sting was on a wrestling program that drew better than a 1.0 on a weekly basis. It's weird how people were admitting to cringe watching MITB but it's a-okay to watch old men do basic bumps without knowing if the old bastard can get up on his own. Stopped watching TNA because I was not okay with watching old, deseparate being trotted out because a few fans wanted to relive their childhood that was fucking 30 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Yeah, you don't see WWE having Hogan opening up their biggest show of the year, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 The MR. NANNY How did this get made is up! Rob Corddry is the guest. It opens with Iron Sheik as the voice of Garfield as an alarm clock app ("Odie, You are FUCKING IDIOT GET UP!!!") and just gets better and better. Although the wrestling nerd in me was wanting to scream to them "Randy Savage isn't Macho Man's real name either!!!!!" http://www.earwolf.com/episode/mr-nanny-live/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Cibernetico Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 The 'wet look' has gone completely insane and needs to go. Bo Dallas looks like he just swam a couple of laps in the pool before coming through the curtain and Seth Rollins is literally creating large water spots in and around the ring by just standing in one spot. I guess its going to take someone (a top guy like Cena, Kane, Big Show, Lesnar, etc.) slipping on a water spot for WWE to stop the wet look. I don't mind guys wetting their hair alittle like Ziggler or like what Sid did back in the day- but fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 It's the late-cycle Jason look: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I've decided to believe that's really Jason from ECW under the mask. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Remember when Jason wrestled in bike shorts against Jazz at Heatwave 99? So sleazy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 The MR. NANNY How did this get made is up! Rob Corddry is the guest. It opens with Iron Sheik as the voice of Garfield as an alarm clock app ("Odie, You are FUCKING IDIOT GET UP!!!") and just gets better and better. Although the wrestling nerd in me was wanting to scream to them "Randy Savage isn't Macho Man's real name either!!!!!" http://www.earwolf.com/episode/mr-nanny-live/ Bless you. Been waiting for this for a LONG time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 9, 2014 Author Share Posted July 9, 2014 The 'wet look' has gone completely insane and needs to go. Bo Dallas looks like he just swam a couple of laps in the pool before coming through the curtain and Seth Rollins is literally creating large water spots in and around the ring by just standing in one spot. I guess its going to take someone (a top guy like Cena, Kane, Big Show, Lesnar, etc.) slipping on a water spot for WWE to stop the wet look. I don't mind guys wetting their hair alittle like Ziggler or like what Sid did back in the day- but fuck! Reigns said in an interview a few weeks ago that the Shield was doing it so no one could grab them as they were coming out of the crowd. He also said that Bo dumps 5 bottles of water on himself and everyone looks at him like "What the hell are you doing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 It should be revealed that it's part of the dianetics of the Bo-Liever movement. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Ken Erico Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 CJ Parker needs to adress that. Don't waste all the water Bo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 The man has had a lacerated kidney, it's the only way he can keep hydrated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 It should be revealed that it's part of the dianetics of the Bo-Liever movement. Dianetics? So, you're saying that Bo Dallas is trying to sell us on Scientology? It all makes sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Forget Dianetics. I think Bo is slowly discovering the various non conformist movements of the 60s and drawing upon them for inspiration. Soon on Raw, he will be quoting Allen Ginsberg and telling us about his new conference/art collective: The Dialectics of LiBOration. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petey Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 The 'wet look' has gone completely insane and needs to go. Bo Dallas looks like he just swam a couple of laps in the pool before coming through the curtain and Seth Rollins is literally creating large water spots in and around the ring by just standing in one spot. I guess its going to take someone (a top guy like Cena, Kane, Big Show, Lesnar, etc.) slipping on a water spot for WWE to stop the wet look. I don't mind guys wetting their hair alittle like Ziggler or like what Sid did back in the day- but fuck! Reigns said in an interview a few weeks ago that the Shield was doing it so no one could grab them as they were coming out of the crowd. He also said that Bo dumps 5 bottles of water on himself and everyone looks at him like "What the hell are you doing?" Ridiculous. Isn't there fear of quality water becoming an increasingly valuable (in monetary terms) resource in the not too distant future? They're just wasting it! Also, can anyone recommend me some Prince Devitt matches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Teaming with Sting is the only way Cena will ever turn heel. It'll be completely involuntary and he'll have no idea why he did it but he will. I checked the Cagematch database for Sting tag partners. (I'm assuming it includes all tag matches and not just four-man tag matches.) #1 is Lex Luger with 154 matches. How many times did Lex turn on Sting? #2 is Dustin Rhodes with 44 matches. Not turning on Sting is what drove him to go nuts and become Goldust. Seeing Sting in TNA made him recall the drama and led him to become Black Reign. #3 is Ricky Steamboat with 32 matches. If he hadn't been injured, would he have inevitably turned on Sting? #4 is Randy Savage with 29 matches. #5 is a tie at 27 matches for Davey Boy Smith and El Gigante. Sting and El Gigante won 100% of the matches where they teamed together. The only time that Lex actually turned on Sting I believe was late in 1999. Edit: Also in 2002 in the WWA according to Wiki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 What about leading up to the SuperBrawl II match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I know that Nattie trained in the Hart Dungeon and all, but this is taking it a little too far. Christopher Donnelly, a prisoner in the state of Pennsylvania, recently filed a lawsuit against WWE and Natalya. Donnelly actually made a several page hand-written filing and alleged that Natalya is an evil dominatrix that abused him mentally, physically and emotionally from 2005 until 2009. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 If he wrestles under the name "Tyson Kidd", I might believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I can't remember if Bo Dallas wrestles with a shirt on or not, which is pretty telling about him. But if he comes out in a drenched shirt every time he wrestles and manages to take it off, then more power to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I know that Nattie trained in the Hart Dungeon and all, but this is taking it a little too far. Christopher Donnelly, a prisoner in the state of Pennsylvania, recently filed a lawsuit against WWE and Natalya. Donnelly actually made a several page hand-written filing and alleged that Natalya is an evil dominatrix that abused him mentally, physically and emotionally from 2005 until 2009. We get it Nattie. You want to be taken seriously as a worker. Now quit bringing lawsuits under assumed names and learn how a figure four reversal works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 What about leading up to the SuperBrawl II match? Luger had turned heel the year before on Windham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I know that Nattie trained in the Hart Dungeon and all, but this is taking it a little too far. Christopher Donnelly, a prisoner in the state of Pennsylvania, recently filed a lawsuit against WWE and Natalya. Donnelly actually made a several page hand-written filing and alleged that Natalya is an evil dominatrix that abused him mentally, physically and emotionally from 2005 until 2009. Does a session with Mistress Natalya include being smothered by her dad's stomach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 What about leading up to the SuperBrawl II match? Luger had turned heel the year before on Windham. I say it still counts. If Sting could stay friends with Luger after Lex joined the Dungeon of Doom, I can believe they were still friends for a little while after he joined up with Harley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Bo Dallas should start selling his own line of Amway-related products. I'm pretty sure Chavo Guerrero did that at one point in WCW, didn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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