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I'd rather they use Brock to make every Renier Wolfcastle film from the Simpsons a reality I yearn for "Undercover Nerd" to be an actual thing on my iTunes! James

The T9.99?

There's also the fact you're not worth 500m-2b dollars. Come, buy a worthless share of Packers stock and pretend.

Even the 1970's think that jacket is loud. . . .

The dude helped cover up a rape at Vanderbilt, he's a scumbag just like the old man and 90% of their fans.

How could we forget...

I still think Austin as a small town sheriff that ends up working with smooth federal man Dwayne Johnson in a buddy cop movie is a license to print money.

Bizarre!

Hilariously, Baylor followed up the Liberty debacle by losing to UTSA. First-ever win over a Power 5 school for the Roadrunners.

That person is out of their mind.

Lamar Jackson is still officially ridiculous. Ohio and Notre Dame both lost? Good day.

Immense talent.

I always liked CM Punk's idea of WWE Films doing a Cannonball Run-esque movie with the whole roster.

@Beech27 Finn did it at a NXT show.

Good stuff:

Bret said he was told he was suppose to face Warrior at I think the Rumble and win cleanly by submission. But even he seemed skeptical about it.

Santino's stunner sell is second to this:

In 2022, Vince will finally hit 1983 in his quest to catch up with popular culture. At that time he'll be like, "GOD DAMMIT PAL WE NEED A CHARACTER LIKE THAT"

Seeing this made me curious: I knew Kento's first reign was very long, so I wondered how long his second would need to be in order to pass Kobashi--who won the belt(s) three times, but never seemed to hold them for long--on the list of most days spent as TC Champ. In fact, Miyahara's first reign was enough, at 464 days; Kobashi only held the belt(s) for a total of 431 days. Not really shocking, considering Kobashi's famous ace run was in NOAH, whereas Misawa basically dominated the title scene in All Japan. For reference, he totaled 1799 days (a record) over five reigns (tied with Suwama and Kawada for the most) with 21 defenses (also the most); all marks, you have to think, Miyahara might eventually threaten. (He's at 8 defenses already.) I suppose I've got records on the mind, considering what Okada is on the verge of accomplishing with his current IWGP reign. (An aside: It's awesome that Kobashi posing happily has become such a prolific genre.)

Shoeless Kyle Shannahan still averse to running the ball in running situations, I see. Fucking No Backs Wide Receiver Screen on 4th & Goal when the only player worth a damn on your offense is the RB. That should be a felony.

Fuck the Texans. This team exists solely to promote their cheer team.

I love Cam, but he's always had throws like that.

Man there is a reason why I am not an owner of a team. If I owned the Texans I would fire the entire staff and probably half the team. Never mind losing on your first game back from Hurricane Harvey. Never mind you are losing to the Jaguars but to get smoked by them is unacceptable

Jae did and I am facing him I am happy

Is the Baltiore D that good? Or are the Bengals that bad on offense?

Miracle of miracles. Watson basically only targets Hopkins and Hopkins hauls in a TD. What a shock.

So, not the opposing cornerback?

A rather blah start to the table spots this year in Buffalo.

YES!!! Hell of a play by Carson Wentz!!! (Eagles fan for the week)

I don't know if I've ever seen someone happier to have won something. Her press conference bit about "did you see that check?!?" was hysterical as well.

I have no interest in trolling the Penn State fanbase, but somewhere Joe Paterno is looking up and smiling.

UFC 215: Take No Prisoners

If WWE Films just remade older action movies using their roster, I would watch every movie (unless they cast Roman as the Terminator).

We'll trade them Jeff Janis for several players.

Legit one of the funniest sentences I've ever read on here.

Logic doesn't prevent WWE from being ran by sociopaths and con artists.

My exact chain of thought just now: "Aww, that sucks- yeah, never mind."

Baszler is totally countering Kairi's elbow into the choke probably for the win. Meh. Count me amongst those that has zero interest in Rousey or Horsewomen vs Horsewomen. I think Martinez would be good in a sort of player/coach role in NXT. She helped Baszler to her best match in the tourney. Storm/Sane was a bit of a let down with the sloppy moments and seeing Kairi crash head first into the ramp was awful. I would have much rather seen Piper in there. Storm just didn't impress as much as several other workers in the tournament. Regardless the MYC had some really good showings and moments and hopefully it will provide for some much needed depth to the NXT roster.

Don't you dare disparage the great Savio Vega

Maybe Razor would have gotten a title reign if Vince ever got around to seeing Scarface.

Settle down Hollywood Odessanetico

Not sure if this made its way into the August thread or not