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I'd rather they use Brock to make every Renier Wolfcastle film from the Simpsons a reality I yearn for "Undercover Nerd" to be an actual thing on my iTunes! James

The T9.99?

There's also the fact you're not worth 500m-2b dollars. Come, buy a worthless share of Packers stock and pretend.

Even the 1970's think that jacket is loud. . . .

The dude helped cover up a rape at Vanderbilt, he's a scumbag just like the old man and 90% of their fans.

How could we forget...

I still think Austin as a small town sheriff that ends up working with smooth federal man Dwayne Johnson in a buddy cop movie is a license to print money.

Bizarre!

Hilariously, Baylor followed up the Liberty debacle by losing to UTSA. First-ever win over a Power 5 school for the Roadrunners.

That person is out of their mind.

Lamar Jackson is still officially ridiculous. Ohio and Notre Dame both lost? Good day.

Immense talent.

I always liked CM Punk's idea of WWE Films doing a Cannonball Run-esque movie with the whole roster.

@Beech27 Finn did it at a NXT show.

Good stuff:

Bret said he was told he was suppose to face Warrior at I think the Rumble and win cleanly by submission. But even he seemed skeptical about it.

Santino's stunner sell is second to this:

In 2022, Vince will finally hit 1983 in his quest to catch up with popular culture. At that time he'll be like, "GOD DAMMIT PAL WE NEED A CHARACTER LIKE THAT"

Seeing this made me curious: I knew Kento's first reign was very long, so I wondered how long his second would need to be in order to pass Kobashi--who won the belt(s) three times, but never seemed to hold them for long--on the list of most days spent as TC Champ. In fact, Miyahara's first reign was enough, at 464 days; Kobashi only held the belt(s) for a total of 431 days. Not really shocking, considering Kobashi's famous ace run was in NOAH, whereas Misawa basically dominated the title scene in All Japan. For reference, he totaled 1799 days (a record) over five reigns (tied with Suwama and Kawada for the most) with 21 defenses (also the most); all marks, you have to think, Miyahara might eventually threaten. (He's at 8 defenses already.) I suppose I've got records on the mind, considering what Okada is on the verge of accomplishing with his current IWGP reign. (An aside: It's awesome that Kobashi posing happily has become such a prolific genre.)

In ten years, Jason Witten will be making his way around the field on a Hoveround and he'll still be getting open.

Except 145 is featherweight so she is a featherweight.

Shoeless Kyle Shannahan still averse to running the ball in running situations, I see. Fucking No Backs Wide Receiver Screen on 4th & Goal when the only player worth a damn on your offense is the RB. That should be a felony.

The NFL is shooting both California games like the WWE does when they run a kickoff match before the crowd is let in

I'm not listening to the radio call, but I can totally imagine that coming out of Eugene Robinson's mouth.

I understand that Cam looked pretty poor to begin the game, I won't argue that, but I feel like this is what Panther football is supposed to look like. Wear teams down with the run game and long drives, keep our defense fresh, keep the lead, and let our D-Line feast. If we can refine what we are doing today, there is no reason why we can't be exceptionally successful this year. This is a formula that puts us in position to win championships. This is only week one so I will pump the breaks on the optimism some but this could work out very nicely if we execute.

The worst thing about this win is that despite it being over the Jets, it is still enough to make Bills fans stupidly confident that this is their year.

Cousins throws a pick at the goal line. It is like music to my eyes

Is the Baltiore D that good? Or are the Bengals that bad on offense?

YES!!! Hell of a play by Carson Wentz!!! (Eagles fan for the week)

Matt Stafford throws a pick six. PAY HIM ALL THE MONEY!!!

Holy fuck, I was just joking on Facebook about someone (specifically Chuck Dixon) trying to shoot the hurricane. He laughed, nobody took it seriously...

I don't know if I've ever seen someone happier to have won something. Her press conference bit about "did you see that check?!?" was hysterical as well.

Could be, but it's also worth remembering Square's window for what counts as a successful game is notoriously fucked. Like, the first remade Tomb Raider was internally considered a flop. From Eurogamer: Also, all that shit that just happened with Hitman is another peek at their high internal bars, as well as Final Fantasy XV making it's development budget back in a weekend and FF14 putting up WoW subscriber numbers with the same monthly fee. Not to mention Dragon Quest. Square's barometer for success is adjusted to them being The Hottest Shit In Japan, and not Modestly Successful In The US.

I ended up binging the whole season last night without realizing it. Episodes 2, 6, and 11 were really standouts. Episode 2

Being cursed at by Flair is an honor, like being slapped by Inoki.

We'll trade them Jeff Janis for several players.

Legit one of the funniest sentences I've ever read on here.

Logic doesn't prevent WWE from being ran by sociopaths and con artists.

My exact chain of thought just now: "Aww, that sucks- yeah, never mind."

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile? Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun, huh? Would you like it if others laughed at YOUR misfortune, hmm? Maybe we should find out! [Pulls down Enzo's pants and commands him to walk down to the ring] ? Nowwww march! Hey, everyone! Look at this; it's that boy who laughs at everyone! Let's laugh at him! Greeting the people! Send them kisses.

Let's be clear about something. No matter how you feel about the Patriots there is never a bad time to shit on Roger Goodell.

Maybe Razor would have gotten a title reign if Vince ever got around to seeing Scarface.

Settle down Hollywood Odessanetico

... why are you asking fans of joshi how to stop watching joshi? If you don't want to watch, then don't, no one will stop you. Its not cocaine, you aren't addicted. Watch some TV. Adopt a kid. Run a marathon. Whatever floats your boat. People post the strangest things.