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My Bray Wyatt mark status has hit critical mass. FOLLOW THE FUCKING BUZZARDS! God I hope he beats Orton.

Late to the party, but I finally finished watching the tournament a day or two ago. Tyler Bate obviously has a ton of potential, being only 19...but I feel he was the wrong guy for the win: Trent Seven or Wolfgang should've been the guy for the babyface win. I'm surprised Wolfgang isn't full-time on WWE TV already. Pete Dunne was AMAZING. Such a great heel...plus he didn't need to hit his damn finisher every match to advance in a tournament. His match with Gradwell in the Quarters was very well done, storyline-wise. If Neville wasn't already the bully of 205live, Dunne should be that guy. Hell, the new King of the Cruiserweights should have him as his goon until Dunne gets tired of him and decides to take down the king himself. Favorite match, for me, was Wolfgang and T-Bone in the first round, beating the living shit out of each other. So much fun.

It's Arizona and they have Ziggler - already wrestling a man down while wearing American flag tights - jump a Mexican and then try and break the black guys ankle and they expected him to be booed

Bray Wyatt, if he was the real Bray Wyatt, would come out with a new Mania sign made out of Miz's flesh, teeth, and bones.

Bray Wyatt is World Champion all is right in the world.

Other than Shaq, still waiting for a bigger star.

I love the Revival, and Dawson may be my favorite worker in the company but I don't know about them on the main roster. They are undersized and have a gimmick straight out of the mid 80's. They will win people over with their work if given the chance, but I'd feel better about it if Alpha(or any of the other face teams) were actually over.

Because how can The Revival get attention when the Ascension AND Breezango are both in the mix?

Crews turning heel in Feb would be a very WWE thing to do

I was very happy for Naomi to finally win a women's championship. That was great and I thought the match itself was decent. the elimination chamber match was pretty good and very surprised to see Cena go out clean to Wyatt and not involved in the final two. Bray wins the WWE Championship. I'm cool with that. I'm not cool with the way WrestleMania is shaping up. I have to be honest, the card looks horrible.

Your words cannot hurt me! And you deserve 47 wins. Deal with it.

Took the Ruiner out for a spin in freemode and immediately gained the attention of two chaps in Buzzards. Then found myself feuding with an 86 or so. He sent me a message urging me to "quit hiding" - which is apparently what the kids call taking cover these days. Since I wasn't making it easy enough for him to kill me, one of the Buzzard guys teamed up with him and it was 2 on 1. That didn't really go their way, either. They'd Mary Lou, and I'd enjoy the tumbling routine until it ended, then pop out of cover and pop the little gymnast, rinse, repeat.

Yeah, Apex Ferg. Jesus Christ was he good. You know it's scary when melraz keeps going "Holy fuck. God damn it."

No. Of course not. They'd never do anything like that.

I don't know what a Ferg is, but I do know we ran into the king of all Fergs last night. The apex Ferg if you will. And I hope I don't run into him again. He had me 9-2, but it felt like 90-2. At least one of his buddies sent me a nice text after our Mary Lou contest resulted in me killing him melee style. I made myself feel better by killing some poor level 36 that was in the same crew in the next room just before signing off for the night. The rest of em weren't much, cept for the one K/D nurse we ran into. Did the Ruiner mission a couple times, and it's pretty good. Melraz and I failed it the first time out in the worst way - death by Brown Trout. I'll probably buy one of those things once I get enough saved up. Some clown managed to drive one up onto the mall last night, and kept doing donuts in passive up there.

The rare snow-assisted half crab.

Give Jacare his title shot.

I have no problem with Silva getting the decision. Brunson only has himself to blame.

KO is just helping Hogan with taking his "vitamins", brother!

To say nothing of the two Ronnies... ;-)

I just played this, three kids - age 4, 6 and 8 - charged me, screaming, "ARE YOU WATCHING JOHN CENA??!?!"

A country that gave the world Benny Hill. has no room to speak of subtly. Spoken as someone who loves Benny Hill.

I would hope you've had the Grand Mac. I'd put it second behind "yoga pants" as mankind's greatest invention.

Aw don't be so mean to Penn

WHAT A IRISH WHIP! HE ALMOST KILLED HIM! Credit: "Big Cat" Ernie Ladd vs. Tito Taurez & Silvano Sousa (Handicap Match) - All-Star Wrestling: January 7, 1976

Fuck, Braun Strowman is awesome. These are words I never thought I'd say or type out, but there they are. I do remember coming around to him when he changed up his look post draft. Pre-draft, when he was still in the Wyatt Family, his hair style and look made him look like they stuck Alison Pill's face on Gregor Clegane's body. His hair style change made him look less like a baby in the face and made him look more threatening and believable. And then you hear the stories about how good of a brother he is, whether it's from the good brothers themselves, or Jericho, or KO, or Austin, or the New Day, etc. At this point, even though he'll likely be doing the job at Fastlane (unless the Undertaker costs Roman the match), I still think Strowman needs something special at WrestleMania, like a decently high profile match and a live band playing him in. Fuck it, Mastodon can't cost that much, so pay them to play in Strowman. I would shit my pants if Strowman came out to:

It Follows is one that all the kids were talking about from last year and Google tells me it is on Canadian Netflix (it is definitely on American Netflix)

She's already 35, but we'll see what she wants to do. I don't think it's the worst idea because I don't see her going on another title run either.

That is a shame. I enjoyed his short run in WWE if only for being called Chavo Classic.

They can't have character progression for a black wrestler in February just because it's Black History Month?

So to resurrect this thread, I just need to say how wondrous the Hardy conquest truly is. They're not only going to promotions around the world, but in the process highlighting the talent that works there. It's a creative way for them to give back to the business and I appreciate them doing that. When I went to MCW I was waiting to get in when come barreling in like conquering Egyptians, and Matt had the gear to show it. In fact Reby and Maxell had similar outfits which was awesome. And while Reby had to sit due to being very pregnant it was still awesome getting a picture with Matt, Jeff and Senor Benjamin. It was also great to personally tell Borash how much I loved his work with the videos. And due to them for the first time MCW was a legit sellout. Two of my friends couldn't even stand anywhere, it was as full as full could be. But they had a super fun match against the Ecktourage (former WWE writer Kevin Eck went heel and manages a team) It still blows my mind that the whole match will be shown on Impact in two weeks, once they said that the excitement went up 10 levels. It was also great that my wife and a bunch of friends went for the first time just for the Hardys. Not only did they love it but they loved MCW and want to come back often. If this happens in other local feds then that's tremendous. But anyway, here's my ugly ass with the Hardys. I was super excited and barely got out my gratitude for their entertainment before it was time to pose. Damn, there was a lot of people to see them!

I really wish they'd bring back Legends Roundtable. Gene was so great as the host.

That Cena mask should be used in whatever Halloween reboot happens next

If Brauns opponents had any respect for their own bodies, they'd just Walk away.

I'd be all for Ryan O'Riley showing up as a manager in WWE/NXT/anywhere in wrestling he'd be a top promo guy right away, always plotting to make sure he ends up ahead but might have to reduce his worst instincts of just having those in his way killed though

I just assumed they were trying to get the fact Joe can win with a variety of moves over, just like they did when AJ Styles came in

"Hold on, I need to pick this lock but first I need to change into my Thieves Guild outfit." It's a good thing I usually kill everyone in the room before I go lock-picking, because they might think I'm a bit of a weirdo.

Y'all are so cute. "Oh I can't pick locks because it doesn't fit my character!" Meanwhile I just killed a priest and cannibalized him for a ring that I am never going to wear

Punch Steve Harvey in the face when you get the chance.