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  1. Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
  2. How can you delete someone else's post?
  3. I just read Stranglehold by Larry Nelson, an AWA announcer. I cannot recommend this book at all. It has nothing of interest in it. Some thoughts: - He is a bad storyteller. Stories that could potentially be somewhat interesting or funny are ruined by his complete inability to string an entertaining sentence together. - The vast majority of stories he tells are insipid and boring, like that one drunk you always see at the bar and tries to be popular by making a big deal out of telling a story that’s just... completely unremarkable. ‘Two women shared a room and one of them paid for it. While she was gone, the other raided the room refrigerator. She drank all the wine and her roommate had to pay! Hahaha!’ - He tries to put himself over so much in terms of what a manly man he is. ‘Very few people drank as much as I did,’ and ‘Every tour I found a groupie to sleep with.’ - He mentions a few angles, but none of them are described in a captivating way. Once he has to mention how he put over a big angle by saying on commentary, ‘Who could possibly win this thing?!’ Brilliant, Larry. Brilliant. - The most offensive thing is how he describes women: either in uncomfortably and disgustingly lecherous detail (both random women and wrestlers like Sherri Martel) or in insults about how fat and/or ugly they are. And he does this constantly. - He takes credit for bringing Eric Bischoff into the wrestling business because he chickened out of coming in for a day of doing interviews so the producers had to use Eric Bischoff. (The AWA was in dire straits and Larry Nelson had decided to leave the state and start over elsewhere without telling the AWA about it.) The book was written in 1999. - There was one very disturbing (but mercifully short) story about Road Warrior Hawk sexually assaulting a minor in Winnipeg. Larry Nelson was mainly worried about how this would get him in trouble. (To be clear: he had no part in the action; Hawk just told him what had happened the night before.) - They have sections where they go over the history of professional wrestling, and it borders on level of cringe with how inaccurate and amateurish it is. There are frequent mistakes of names (and spelling, which is another matter) like calling Harley Race ‘Harvey.’ All in all, don’t get this. It’s boring, bland and occasionally infuriating.
  4. I loved that match. You knew there was no way in hell Fujita would lose, but it was going to be a lot of fun to see not only how much punishment Shibata could take, but also how many times he could kick Fujita really hard and annoy/mildly hinder him. If I remember correctly, the match sagged in the middle, but the beginning and the end were intense.
  5. I'd pay good money for a segment where Roman Reigns, the Usos and Heyman are talking to each other and Brock barges in for a one-on-one conversation with Roman and says, 'Bitches, leave.'
  6. Anything you can do, I can do better: Part I Anything you can do, I can do better: Part II
  7. This was the first time in many, many years I watched (i.e. skipped through) Raw, but... my God, I pretty much gave up during the McIntyre/Big E tag match. When did they start doing the insanely quick ADHD cuts between cameras? It was giving me a headache.
  8. AWA promo with Nick Bockwinkel and Bobby Heenan. Heenan nearly succeeds several times in making Bockwinkel crack and it's glorious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA9QVTEUDdQ
  9. Nick Bockwinkel sure could talk... and he makes some interesting points about the evolution of pro-wrestling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO0SMRoIiNg
  10. This is what we need today: Brock Lesnar VS Roman Reigns beating the piss out of each other for two hours on an uninhabited island.
  11. In my continued dive into WCW, I am reminded that the main event of Starrcade 1994 was Hulk Hogan VS The Butcher, aka Brutus Beefcake. Sweet heavens above.
  12. One thing that also stands out for me was a Thunder when Ric Flair came out while Russo was standing in the ring and cut a promo about his accomplishments and the accomplishments of Sting, Lex Luger etc. It was great, and it ended with Flair saying that if he were to win the match at the next Pay-Per-View (I believe it was Slamboree), he'd get five minutes alone with Russo. All in all, great promo. And then Russo ruined it by saying, 'This is the part of the show where I act like a chickenshit heel.' Fuck you, Russo. Just... God dammit, now I'm sad again.
  13. I just looked it up. It was indeed in 1999: on the December 23rd episode of Thunder.
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