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UR guess is as good as mine. (My best hope is that that came off in the same "so bad its good" sense as the "OR scrubs" joke in Rushmore.)

Brock vs. Harper was officially my spot on being done with Brock, for the record. Him being so far above everyone else on the roster has officially driven me to the point of "Fuck this" regarding him. I don't care how good the match is, he actively takes away from everyone else.

30 minutes is nowhere near enough time to make fun of AJ's hair.

Fuck. In my stoner youth I bought every damn ELP record on vinyl. Guess I'm gonna be revisiting all of them tonight and tomorrow.

You also just typed "shrug" on a message board

Damn! I am finding this hard to believe, but it is now twenty days without a cigarette after smoking for 45 years (started at 13). This vaping seems to do the trick, though I really wanted a "real" cigarette a few days ago, I was able to get through the momentary craving without taking the action. That was the real test, we were at the store where we normally buy our smokes and I had plenty of money to spend had I wanted to get a couple of packs it would have been no big deal. BUT I DIDN'T!!! I just fired up the vape and all was good in a matter of minutes. Interestingly enough, I don't vape nearly the amount of time that I smoked, not sure why, but I ain't going to overthink it. So... I'll say it now... I, John Pelan am a non-smoker, and thanks for all the good vibes, they helped immeasurably.

Man, if you ever want to drain all the drama from the last 5minutes of a match, just get Michael Cole to yell "Dean Ambrose has proved he can pin the WWE champion" to guarantee he won't win

Referee in question, Don Henderson, will miss the rest of the season with a concussion.

I absolutely see Vince disliking NXT: too much wrestling, not enough promos, no heel authority figure, no McMahon family feuds, women not portrayed as crazy bitches.

Emma - 63 Scurll - 27

Note how Wade Barrett gingerly raises his arms to avoid breaking into a thousand pieces.

Feels like a 70s dr strange cover.

It's a tidal change thing, John. Workrate's just one metric in 2016, at least here. He works hard. He hits stuff cleanly. He doesn't maximize the narrative and emotional meaning behind it as well as a guy like Sami who also works hard and hits stuff cleanly. Sami makes it matter more. That is, in part, why he's winning.

RIP Ken ADam, set designer perhaps best known for Bond movies. Also, the war room from Dr Strangelove.

He may actually be less than JAG at this point, because I think that's the most offense Stardust has been allowed to get on anybody, ever.

Sami is already JAG. That might be some kind of record.

Zayn-Stardust went way too long, and the crowd was dead for it, IN CANADA, which doesn't bode well for Sami. I think they really need to give him some mic time, or a vignette or something. Right now he's just a guy who is good at wrestling named Sami Zayn. Where is he from? What kind of name is that? What's his background? Why is he in the WWE? Why are there checkered racing flags on the side of his tights? These are all questions that might connect people to him a little more if they were answered.

Is anyone else's stream fucking up tonight? Mine is skipping worse than Justintv

Feeling a strong desire to play WWF Attitude now. "Billy Gunn rocks the party that rocks the body!" "Yeah, that's my POPS!"

As long as he's on commentary, all would be good.

According to Owens' Twiiter that 30 minutes is "Plenty of time to beat him up and make fun of his hair!" As for Vince, I can hear him saying something to the effect of "No real son of mine would have given Bayley and Sasha 30 minutes and the main."

Sick of it All 30th anniversary show in July at Webster Hall just went on sale and I grabbed my ticket. The opening acts are Street Dogs and Murphy's Law. My best friend in high school actually got me into ML by making me tapes of their albums (which weren't easy to find) and I listened to them almost every day. Sick of it All are awesome enough but ML as the opening act? That's "holy shit" territory for me.

And don't forget indy darlings using their indy names.

UR guess is as good as mine. (My best hope is that that came off in the same "so bad its good" sense as the "OR scrubs" joke in Rushmore.) You call yourself "the Comedian" ...

That was my first time seeing them. I was surprised how good it was, too, especially the Six Man Tag. Fancam of Brock Lesnar vs. Luke Harper from Montreal yesterday. Watch it now before it gets taken down:

I'm pretty optimistic I'll see him in Charlotte in early April. Even if they got together, that's still none of your business, you creepy weirdo!

As a St. Louisan, I concede that the Windy City won this round. We'll try harder next time.

Ya'll must be crazy if you think Vince is going to abandon his baby AGAIN after last year's mania, we got a year, the iron has cooled yes, but Vince is unrelenting and will not relinquish. That's not counting out the Ambrose factor though, Reigns could still win the belt and Ambrose could be in the match, because honestly, 90 thousand folks shitting on his main event is a scary prospect. Random brain fart but Lesnar/Nakamura would rule the world.

Nah, Right To Censor was a parody of the far right wing Parents Television Council. Same problem I guess, but the exact opposite side.

I love that the tube men are part of it.

Her take on Tannehill is the same as my take on Tannehill. The difference is I don't expect anyone else to give a flying fuck about mine.Present company excluded, natch.

I hope that Bayley is booked somewhere else that night.

Banks - 78 Suzuki - 17

Heyman and Sabu weren't on great terms at this time. Paul E wanted Sabu to take some time off (with pay) to heal some lingering injuries. Sabu wanted to go to WCW. The "ban" may have been a cover story to explain why Sabu wasn't around. Let's be fair to Sabu, Paul Heyman had enough trouble paying the guys who were actually there. I can't imagine how difficult it would've been to collect money from him if you were sitting at home.

Look upon his volcano set from You Only Live Twice, ye mighty, and despair! That ain't a model. Those people aren't dolls. There's no compositing, no matte painting, and of course no CGI. That entire thing is real.

That tattoo may as well have no pussy across it as if it were nWo spray painted on the big gold belt.

I'm racist against people who don't like the Jose Bautista bat flip. That was my favorite baseball moment in decades.

Everything I've seen on this is dudes running towards an area, going in, shooting about 10 dudes, then walking to a point of interest and hitting a button, then someone on the radio says "10 more dudes are coming your way!", then they shoot about 10 more dudes, then they go to another part of the building and hit a button, then someone on the radio says "10 more dudes are coming your way!", then they shoot about 10 more dudes, then they go to another part of the building and hit a button, then someone on the radio says "10 more dudes are coming your way!", then they shoot about 10 more dudes but there's a purple guy who takes a full minute of concentrated fire to kill, then they go to another part of the building and hit a button, then they leave and go fiddle in the equip screen squinting and trying to see if they need to equip any of the new shit or if it's all junk.

Was bummed that Wrestlemania 33 was going to be Orlando next year because I just remember the area around the Citrus Bowl in 2008 being a complete dump. Only thing you could do (besides the Axcess event near by) was look at the tire places and see what family was selling food from their front porch and how much their parking was. Hopefully that area has been upgraded Still don't know what else to do in the dallas area beside stuff myself in barbecue. I hear the aquarium/zoo is really nice.

Posted in the indy thread, but here is the Trevor Lee vs Roy Wilkins match everyone is talking about. Easily my MOTY, and the best match I've ever called in the booth. Enjoy.

God, it's physically impossible for Corbin to smile isn't it? Must just be me seeing this similarity..

Take the gun, shoot the Captain. Get killed by his Soldiers, but y'know, fight the power.

Yeah i play it a lot at the moment on pc, it can be creepy as hell with all the little creaks and groans from houses and your playing it in the dark at night or that's just me scaring myself and it's so beautiful the way the weather changes i love watching the fog come in, but wolfs are bastards and everywhere sometimes especially the iced lake