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AxB last won the day on October 19 2018

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  1. AxB

    AEW - 2019

    Vince Russo Fuck Off.
  2. Incorrect. It was "Bacon Stip" and "Latina Foppies". When right handed people try to type just using their left hand, they make spelling mistakes.
  3. Chris Jericho is 48. Terry Funk started with ECW in 1993, when he was 49. If Jericho can in AEW do half of what Funk did in ECW, that's a hell of a run.
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    John Wick 3 teaser (Full trailer Tomorrow!):
  5. AxB

    SOCCER - WINTER 2019

    No, that's next year. This is just the pre-credits scene.
  6. AxB

    Better Movies Than Novels

    John the Baptist wrote a lot of things, but he never wrote "ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforonedayit'sworldwouldfallapart". Nicky Wire & Richey Edwards did. And that's like the sixth best song on The Holy Bible
  7. AxB

    Better Movies Than Novels

    "The Holy Bible" by Manic Street Preachers is better than literally everything else.
  8. Well, they hate each other now, but they were both part of the same country in living memory. If you've been living a really long time.
  9. AxB

    Scenes You Didn't Understand as a Kid

    Kiera Knightley did a topless scene in The Hole (not the Shia LaBeouf one, the Thora Birch one) when she was 16. They had to get her parents permission. But that's nothing compared to the whole Daily Sport Linzi Dawn Mackenzie sleaziness in the 80s. At the time, the minimum age a girl could appear topless on Page Three of a newspaper was 16 years*. But the Sport found a fifteen year old girl they really liked, so they had her doing lingerie photo shoots every day for a good month before she turned 16 and could legally take her bra off. *That law didn't change until the late 90s, and The Sun and The Star kept using 16 & 17 year olds right up until the last day they legally could. Which does mean that technically Rupert Murdoch is the UK's leading distributor of child pornography.
  10. My GTA friend Vomit got arrested for carving Slayer into a park bench.
  11. AxB

    Stuff. Not good. Not bad. Just...stuff.

    I had Bailiffs knocking on the door of my old flat, because a previous tenant had not paid a £35 pound parking fine. Somehow that debt had been sold to a debt reclamation company, who were then adding the cost of tracking him down to the debt. So by the time they showed up at my door, they were looking to be paid £650 odd quid.And when I told them he didn't live there any more and hadn't left a forwarding address, they were super happy about that, because they could add even more to his bill. Hell, just them answering the phone to me probably cost him another tenner.
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    No, that makes perfect sense. I knew a guy who'd seen loads of Christopher Lambert movies, lots of times. Dozens of them. Christopher Lambert films that his own parents hadn't heard of, he'd seen them. Could quote whole scripts from memory, and I'm not just talking Highlander and Greystoke, I'm talking the one about Chess that went straight to video. So I asked him if Christopher Lambert was his favourite actor. He says "No, I hate him, he's a lazy, untalented actor. He just keeps on making exactly the sort of movie I want to see, over and over again". So if you've seen too many Keanu Reeves movies, all that proves is that you have the same taste in movies that Keanu has in scripts.
  13. AxB

    AEW - 2019

    Heh heh. Chyna and Torrie Wilson posing for Playboy was 'empowering' at the turn of the century.
  14. AxB

    Better Movies Than Novels

    The movie is a lot more streamlined and focused. The book is pretty all over the place.