The Comedian

Jimmy Valiant's street lady. The bit where he lends her to Dusty Rhodes is one of the greater moments in wrestling history...

I hate Stankonia, but a lot of that is because I consider ATLiens to be the greatest album of recorded music ever produced, and Aquemini to be extremely good as well, and then when I copped Stankonia...well it started OK but somehow devolved into some kind of concession to the execrable rap scenes of Miami and New Orleans...

Finally escalate the anti-Cena promos. I've enjoyed this Cena heel turn for the most part, except that all his opponents so far, even Punk, have been kid gloves with their promos. If this angle ends without me hearing the words "Alex Riley" and a reference to killing Cryme Tyme's merch during someone's anti-Cena promo, then it's a failure.

Ok, I'm glad I'm not the only one that was weirded out a bit that Pamela didn't age up Bobby's voice at all...

Y'all had to realize something huge was eventually coming for Seth...he didn't do all those jobs to Cody and Punk for nothing...

Thank you. My take on the Cena heel turn? Fans: Why can't we get more old-fashioned hateable heels instead of "cool" heels? Cena: Becomes a completely hateable old-school heel, with a year-long angle building to what will be a satisfying payoff when he finally loses Fans: Cena's heel turn sucks!

At least now I know why they call that gimmick "Furface". I'd only ever seen the latter iteration with the red tights, g-string, chain mail vest, star mask, and black durag, looking like Captain S&Merica or some shit... Also funny to note that he brought back some of those mannerisms for The Zodiac, particularly the super-dramatic Mongolian chop...

I don't care if it's a work or not because the initial outcry was fucking stupid anyway. "Oh no, WWE has told a 53-year-old millionaire that he doesn't have to come into work every day any more! ...after giving him a World Title match main event in a PLE as a send-off! ...knowing that he could easily get another big bag from the competition if he so chose! ...or that he could simply sign a Legends deal, come back sporadically, and semi-retire into the convention circuit! ...what a goddamn tragedy!"

Wes is at his best when the twee is just a way of presentation of interesting, likeable characters. I've said before that I consider The Royal Tenenbaums to be the greatest movie of the 21st century thus far, and Moonrise Kingdom is pretty high on my list as well. But when the twee is all the film is about, like say The Life Aquatic, you end up with a pretty film without much substance...

I believe that's one of the backmasked lines in "Revolution 9" that helped fuel the whole "Paul is dead" phenomenon... actually might have been "turn me on dead man" but still ...

So are all the sequels gonna have Beatles references in their name?

Don't sleep on that Texas Death Match between Chris Hyatte and Dusty the Fat Bitter Cat...

I wonder if stacking the NDA (New Dangerous Alliance) like this leads to a Brock return. Regardless of how anyone feels about that, at least it would be the proper way to use Brock at this point, in the Andre role of monster baby-face that you bring in when the heels are overwhelming you...

The true name of the play is the Brotherly Shove...

SEE Mad Dog Connelly hit me with a trash can at 4:33~!!!