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You've got to go into that one with the mindset of 1997 Sega 3D arcade fighting game. It's on a 2d plane and yer not going to just start whipping out special moves by running through fireball motions. It's a lot of button combos and single direction input.

Ric Flair baseball podcast named Pitching Woo.

I was trying to finally get into XTC and they're pretty good, I've only listened up to Mummer BUT these Dukes of the Stratosphear albums kick all leagues of ass. This is as good as when I first got into that Cocteau Twins Victorialand album.

I did the Greenman deal for Assassins Creed odyssey at 35 bucks.

I don't think I like it. Controls are too fucking slow.

Can they get rid of that shit at the bottom that always says - is select and + is start? I also want full controller remapping. The Y button isn't even used.

Aunt May looks like Tommy Shaw.

It's a big dragon head that spits out infinite bad guys because you need full super meter to initiate the QTE that does damage and there's no chance you can die. Game took me 6 years over three different PCs to beat.

Last boss is POOP.

Dude, I finally got all the wizard goals on Ghostbusters pinball on nintendo. We're Ready to Believe You mode ended up sucking because I was into my second mass hysteria so I couldn't really savor it. It only took me nine months to get 6.3 billion.

The only reason I didn't get all 7 seasons of pinball arcade on switch was because when I added all to cart it wouldn't let me do more than 200 bucks in a single purchase. Then the motherfucker was gone six hours later.

The depths of my depravity was Fire N Ice on NES with the manual for 200 bucks on ebay. The only other nintendo game I bought that was even close was Whomp 'em for 40. Moai Kun was 30. All my other good stuff I either had as a kid or was from before this most recent boom. Like shatterhand for 15, Jackie Chan for 10 and all other sorts of shit that'll make you cry. I only go for the actual good shit and not the dumb rare shit like Swamp Thing.

I've been meaning to ask this for a while but what is the deal with his girly Billy Ray Cyrus hair?

Driving and shooting with the batmobile is okay. It's all the parts where you gotta lug it through buildings and raise gates that slow the game down.