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  1. Guys, we are so close to a reality where Enzo and Cass captain a Survivor Series team where Enzo gets to explain facts about his teammates that you can't teach... And this is Hideo Itami and he kicks people in the face and you can't teach that And this is Finn Balor and he's painted to look like Venom and you can't teach that And these are the Mechanics and they learned how to fix cars at a technical college, and those are actually skills that can be taught badda boom realest guys in the room
    13 points
  2. I remember things like this happening more than once during Yoko matches. I'm just baffled that no one ever died......unless random cities/arenas around America have shallow graves in their parking lots and coincidentally some local indy wrestlers "moved away" around those times. I should also add, for no reason other than because, that I fucking love Yokozuna. (First of all, I edited out Hooks' awesome story, so back and read it.) Anyway, I'm pretty sure I've related the story of seeing WWF's B-level house show in Miami and the last match was Yoko vs Crush. Match ended the usual way with Yoko going over via Bansai Drop. Yoko is celebrating and since the crowd is somewhat sparse as people have been leaving, a group of vocal pro-heel guys are chanting "One more time!" at him. Remember, Yoko at this point is the non-English speaking monster, he's notably pumped and starts yelling back "Yeah? Yeah? You motherfuckers want one more?" He then starts going up, at which point Crush who was lying there audibly says "Rod, what are you doing?" "These fuckers here told me to do one more, so we're doing one more." "Ugh, okay." One Bansai Drop later, the 100 of us left were all chanting Yoko's name, and he left triumphantly.
    8 points
  3. I liked Fat Fuck Freddy when he hosted Yo! MTV Raps.
    6 points
  4. The Bengals honored Leah Still, the 4-year-old daughter of Cincinnati defensive tackle Devin Still, who's battling Stage 4 pediatric cancer. The Bengals announced a $1.3 million donation to Cincinnati's Children's Hospital and Medical Center in Leah's name, and the JumboTron played a montage of Leah and Devon set to the song "Brave" by Sara Bareilles. Bravo Cincinatti, bravo.
    6 points
  5. Wait people don't seem to realize Bryan was over pre-Authority? The guy that main evented Summerslam at the START of the angle.
    5 points
  6. No Noble & Mercury = No Buys But it's free this month.
    5 points
  7. 3 DAYS SINCE DVDVR WAS DOWN
    5 points
  8. Right around the same time the New England Patriots were terrible and Tom Brady should have retired, if memory serves correctly.
    4 points
  9. DRIVERETTE 11072014 I'm going to BEGIN the real time onslaught upon my Watch Later list- as I have finally noticed that there is a shuffle setting that will make me shove my eyes straight into the stark raving nudity of my bloated list of unwatched wrestling. Yess.. Yes. YOU! YOU SHOULD BEHOLD! BEHOLD THE PRO WRESTLING~! YEssssssss, BEHOLD, THE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING~! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@SINGLES ################GOING $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$STEADY ------------------------------------- $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ DEAN ALLMARK vs HARLEM BRAVADO- ALL STAR WRESTLING- 7/29/2014: Oh fuck yes. The Bravados went to Japan and suddenly they were no longer HILARIOUS~! but all stiff and nasty. And here they are invading the realm of motherfuckin' DVDVRMB Beloved Dean fucking Allmark. Harlem is proud to be an America- where at least he knows he's free- something something something died for he- and he'll proudly stand up something and something something... you know, that Lee Greenwood song. The British fans are jerks and hate the US and our good-lookin' wrestlers we send over to scare the men and love the British ladies. JERKS! All we yanks wanna do is love on your ladies! Then immediately fly back the US and never talk to them again! Look at the upside, at night, while you all are flailing around, trying to please your lady love, she can close her eyes and remember the hot loving she received from the real SEXY American man that ended up with her one night. YOU CAN STILL ROCK IN AMERICA, MOTHERFUCKERS!! Ooo, that was fun. Anyway, WOW! this is 22 minutes. Let's watch, shall we? The Bravados sing THE National Anthem after requesting that everyone stand up and put their hands over their hearts but it's dark so I can't tell if the crowd does or not. I wept with patriotic fervor. Harlem doesn't hit all the notes with his mouth BUT HITS THEM WITH HIS HEART! The jerk brits are in love with Deano even after us saving y'alls bacon in World War 2 and shit. All Star Wrestling is fucking awesome. Bravado starts a U-S-A chant and I chant to myself in my head. They lock up and I note that Harlem towers over Deano and the Bravado boy has been beefing up. Deano is such a great babyface and the crowd is so into his spindling of the fine American wrist of Harlem Bravado. Harlem does a great wad of stalling after the leg drop to the wrist and draws Deano in and gets the advantage and starts giving Deano the bizness. Allmark counters out of wristlock- which I think they only do in England now- and they do a really great 1970s studio wrestling opening segment on the mat in front of the only fans that would be rabid for this, in this day and age. All Star is fucking awesome. They morph into the in-ring low-intensity high-flying and Allmark goes back to the wrist. Allmark cuts off all offense of Harlem with deep armdrags- just like Ricky Steamboat would cut off Bill White in 1977. This is great stuff. Harlem with the ten-punch counter via a Hotshot across the top ropes which drags this match into the mid-1980s. Harlem drops a leg across the throat as Allmark hangs over the apron. Allmark makes with the European Uppercut hope spot but Bravado keeps cutting him off with low-grade evil offense up until Allmark counters a sleeper counter until getting jawbreakered and THUS is sleeper countered back into a THIRD sleeper but with Harlem actually getting him off his vertical base and sleepering him onto the mat. Allmark getting the crowd behind him as he goes from the mat to his vertical base to shooting Harlem into the ropes was EXACTLY like Dusty Rhodes did every time I ever saw him wrestle live at the Richmond Coliseum. Allmark goes all WCW-era Silver King with assorted in-ring lucha spots as they head into the finish. Deano sets up Harlem for a MORTAL~! but the other Bravado grabs Allmark and gives the young Brit a good All American Talkin to! Harlem Bravado, being a great American, wins with the greatest wrestling hold in American Wrestling Evildom- yes, comrades, the Schoolboy With a Handfull Of Tights. GOD BLESS THE USA. FIFTY MOTHERFUCKING STARS AND 13 MOTHERFUCKING STRIPES! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ KOHEI SATO/ SHUJI ISHIKAWA vs TSUTOMU OSUGI/ HERCULES SENGA- BIG JAPAN PRO WRESTLING- 11/6/2014: MuttonandTheHam somehow got the whole card of yesterday's Big Japan show- so YEEHAW THE INTERNET~! The first match is the good-lookin assorted Yapper Men who make up the Speed Of Sounds. Sato and Ishikawa are going to beat the fuck out of them, I'm assuming. I'm very excited. I wonder how much of this whole card I can watch after the actual wrestling ends and the death matches kick in. Senga wrote his name on his paunts so I can tell these Speed Of Sounds guys apart. Ishikawa towers over both but REALLY towers over Oosugi THUS the SoS guys use highflying as a weapon- utilizing the double tope suicida straight out the gate to get a few minutes respite from the impending ass-stomping. Ishikawa and Sato are good rudos and kill a few fans in the first two rows as they are crushed by the tiny babyfaces. Ishikawa cuts the merry proceedings short by flattening the little fellas with full Mil Mascaras Fatboy flying body press, signally the Beginning Of The Beating Of The Tiny Folk. Ooosooogi is game, going straight up to Kohei Sato and elbowing him in the face three times. I would only do that if I were throwing them from a speeding car. Kohei responds by crushing his head and blasting his lungs out of the front of his chest. And then slamming him really hard so Ishikawa can twist his skull around in impossible directions. That match is pretty great. Sato and Ishikawa will beat some heat onto a babyface. Oosouoogi receives a Sato Giant Swing because the wrestling gods hate Speed of Sounds and are letting Sato wrestle whimsical wrestling spots betwixt punching the fuck out of these little fellas. I await the Shuji Ishikawa Skytwister Press. Ishikawa does a Kevin Sullivan stomach stomp and I'm guessing Speed of Sound double teamed Ishikawa's grandma in a non-wrestling fashion at some point or something. Sato misses a shoulderblock into the corner and Oosugi makes the hot tag and Senga does the great You Gotta WANT IT Swinging DDT on the gigantic Sato and it is a great day for 5'2" wrestlers everywhere. Ishikawa decides to cut of the Little Guy Joy Fountain and crush Senga with a Clubbing Forearm. Senga uses youth, speed and agility to not immediately die but Ishikawa seems to be over the youthful exuberence shit and double stomps Senga off the second rope. Senga escapes the powerbomb but Osugi gets the PRIVILEGE of getting slaughterized by a Ishikawa lariat in the corner. Jesus, Ishikawa will fucking kill a motherfucker with a lariat. Ishikawa then does that thing he does every match where he sells giant wads of bayface offense because he's a professional and shit and wants these little folks to look good before he fucking just fucking KILLS Osugi with a powerbomb. I mean FUCKING DESTROYS Osugi with a powerbomb. More fun-loving than ass-beating, but who doesn't love fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpJXfjOeHIk MONDAYish: More of this Big Japan Card. YEAH DADDY!
    3 points
  10. Between getting to bang AJ, go to lots of sporting events and random music festivals, CM Punk is having the life that we all wish we had.
    3 points
  11. You let her leave before Hideo and Finn? You're a horrible uncle.
    3 points
  12. ...that storyline and its leadup are the entire reason why Daniel Bryan is over as a main eventer in WWE. Only because the audience forced them in the right direction.
    3 points
  13. 3 points
  14. I remember the last year and a half of ECW was really fun it hit a stride with The Abraham Washington Show, Monster Heel Mark Henry, Tommy Dreamer-Christian BBF's but not really, Shaemus vs Finlay, Yoshi Tatsu, William Regal, Tourettes Goldust and Ezekiel Jackson. It was just a lot of fun. Somebody on the old board summed it up the best saying "ECW is an hour of wrestling on television just for the sake of an hour of wrestling on television" and that was when it was at its best.
    2 points
  15. Smark crowds are the worst.
    2 points
  16. I'm sure he drive's AJ's bus all over the place.
    2 points
  17. Not be as good as Winston?
    2 points
  18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw Just keep watching...
    2 points
  19. I like how they move in and out of sync.
    2 points
  20. With that kind of skill on the ice, the Blues may actually hold off their annual choke job until the second round this time.
    2 points
  21. It could be mentioned that it was the second of a road back to back so like 1/3 of the Spurs didn't play
    2 points
  22. Angle can't play online games, his account would get hacked.
    2 points
  23. What's Spanish for HOLLA HOLLA?
    2 points
  24. No Noble & Mercury = No Buys
    2 points
  25. Finally got my pocket infinity. I also beat the story for the game. I laughed when my reward for doing so was a fucking Mote. Thanks.
    2 points
  26. Why the heck would anybody wanna see Golic discus? Is he particularly good with flinging plates or something?
    2 points
  27. Snyder wants to get a new stadium back inside the city - so he wants the Super Bowl for new stadium (Basically - he believes he believes he can swindle the city for money if they promise of a Super Bowl is attached) And DC United and its fans will be pissed when that stadium gets built before theirs at this rate... Oh I think all five of them will be pretty mad. (kidding of course, but a MLS team expects public $$$ for a stadium?)
    2 points
  28. I think you took us right into the DANGER ZONE
    2 points
  29. No, you're thinking of *the other* Dr. Dre.
    1 point
  30. I'll do Craig's point one better. Sometimes when top flight indy guys get the call to WWE they seem a little smaller in that they're just engulfed by their surroundings. He wasn't. Forget the part about beating down The Ascension. Finn carried himself like he was a 10-time WWE champion even before that point. But great show all around this week, too.
    1 point
  31. Except those times you call her and tell her you are going to bed and then play 20 more Crucible matches
    1 point
  32. That's a different woman entirely. Heather Clark is the one they just said has the ACL tear.
    1 point
  33. ...that storyline and its leadup are the entire reason why Daniel Bryan is over as a main eventer in WWE.
    1 point
  34. And don't forget about Vince picking a fight with Kofi Kingston.
    1 point
  35. Not a fat dude, but funny no less
    1 point
  36. 1 point
  37. If I ever reach a stage in my life where this video is not absolutely hilarious to me, I'm certain I will have completely lost any will to live.
    1 point
  38. The thing all the big leagues don't seem to get is some things work better as a once a year deal. One London game a year is an event. Three a year, usually involving matchups of questionable quality, burns out real fast. More isn't always better. Once you damage the fan interest you're basically hoping the sponsors don't work it out for a few years (which, granted, is usually a safe bet). NHL did the same thing when they had the big hit with "let's have a giant outdoor game on New Years" then suddenly last year they had SIX of them and good luck finding anyone that can name what all six were. You're just lighting your gimmick on fire at that point.
    1 point
  39. They finally get around to that whole singing thing... sort of
    1 point
  40. Did someone say fat dudes crushing people?
    1 point
  41. Seattle signed Tony Moeaki. I look forward to the 3 games he plays before getting hurt.
    1 point
  42. Just the way Bischoff would have wanted it.Abuse of power!
    1 point
  43. Why do people always forget about Kane vs Test from No Mercy 2001? That is a legitimately good match. Loads of fun, but no one ever mentions it.
    1 point
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