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No Gregg, you don't get to tell us what to do. We're gonna complain. And we're gonna complain hard. And whatever happens at the next PPV, you have the right to compose a 1300 word post about how great it was. That's how this relationship works.

1300 words? What about the second match and rest of the card?

RE: Cruise Sorry for the 'WELL HERE'S A STORY ABOUT LIVING IN LA I AM THAT GUY' but I really love this story. My wife and I both work on the Warner Lot, but I work in an office where VIPs rarely tread and she usually works in Building 1, which is where they all come for meetings. She is the lobby receptionist, so she greets VIPs and calls who ever it is they are meeting with, and that person comes down to get them. It's that way for everyone. Will Ferrell came in on her first day and sat and waited. The producers of Game of Thrones came in and waited. At the end of her first week, a motorcycle pulls up to the door because of course it does, and the helmet comes off and it's Tom Cruise, who just swings in, flashes the Cruise smile and says 'Just here to see Barry' and just goes upstairs. And then he pauses at the top of the stairs, points at her, and says "You're new, right? Never seen you." She just sort of nods and he smiles real big and vanishes upstairs. Wife is horrified. She has not done her job but also, do you just tell Tom Cruise to hold the fuck up? How does that even work? A little while later, Cruise comes back down, this time flanked by like, most of our executives and their people. He comes to a completely halt on the stairs, stopping everyone, points at Torlin (wife. Norwegian.) and says to Barry Meyer, the CEO "She's new. Fantastic, though. What's your name again?" She stammers out a 'Torlin.' and he snaps his finger and goes 'that's right. Great name. Great work. She's doing great work, you guys.' And then he leads the hurricane down a random hallway. She does not blink for an hour. I have no real clue what that story says about his personality, but I like to think that he knew he had screwed her a bit and to prevent some shitty executive assistant from being like YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED HIM AND MADE HIM WAIT, he turned the tide for her.

Destiny is one half of a really great FPS and one half of one of the worst AAA games ever made. It's a combination that is inspiring. Rage being mostly what it inspires, but still, impressive.

Movie idea: Liam Neeson and Denzel Washington kidnap each other's daughters. It's how World War 3 starts.

At least they didn't bait and switch with Devitt on the name. Someone suggested that they name Steen "Jake _____" and team them together. A couple of you will get that.

Ang Lee's Hulk is the Man of Steel of Marvel movies. Except of course, The Hulk isn't meant to be the paragon of virtue in the Marvel universe.

I imagine if Bruno were on tv for 3-5 hours every week (besides a PPV every month) folks probably would've gotten sick of him too.

The '08 Rambo is fucking awesome dude...

From 5:45 And then that is followed by lots of responses that go "Maybe you should stop fixing things that weren't broken"

It's sad that the they "may know". I don't know how you can book a show and not know what comes next in a business the is meant to get people coming back on a weekly basis.

I liked Tina. And didn't know people didn't like her until I got online. But then I never met in person someone who hated the Zombie Halloween.

They better live up to their promise of fixing the loot drops and not making the encrypted engrams and their color random. When I say "they better," not like I can make them or anything. The game is already very successful. But seriously, like get it together.

Oh. Duh. Is...there a clip from the Hulk series that's the opposite of the one I posted?

No Lashley at BFG according to Jimmy Suzuki from W-1: From TNA's site: Bram. Nobody's favorite is Bram. The innovative young minds behind TNA's biggest PPV of the year: https://twitter.com/JimmySuzuki1/status/514773209322098688/photo/1 Tenay, Ryder, Vader's grandpa, Fat Andy Capp, Suzuki They should give me the book. Following the integration and utilization of my theory of Stud Stablization, I feel confident that everything will be running at peak optimization in no time. First, a change in the broadcast booth. New team of Josh Mathews, Mongo McMichael, and J. Puppet Levescue. Mike Tenay knows who J. Puppet Levescue is. It's the former Puppet H. Every week, Mongo berates J. Puppet's wardrobe choices. "Oh, look at that no good J. Puppet over there, dressed up like a cowboy. You must have rocks in your head, baby, if you're over there supporting James Storm and his Revolution, baby. And lemme tell all you good folks out there in TV wonderland something, baby, listen to Mongo, baby, you ain't gonna find action like this anywhere else so keep it tuned in right here to Impact, baby!"

mother fucker... I'm more pissed off over them taking away the ascendant materials from dismantling the queens gear...That is fucking stupid. There is zero reason to do queen's missions now for me...

perhaps the first Ultimate Warrior was the result of Fritz Von Erich's work with the students of Wernher Von Braun to create a clone of his son Kerry in order to create more Von Erichs. Then Fritz got cheap, Warrior was released without mentioning him as a Von Erich, and the Von Erichs just bought Lance Von Erich instead.

I never got the complete hatred for Ford Fairlane. I know Dice is a polarizing figure, but for pure silliness, it wasn't a bad movie. Plus, Lauren Holly looking the hottest she's ever looked on film.

Andy Greenwald wrote a love letter to Lost yesterday. Fuck the haters! .http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/lost-legacy-ten-year-anniversary-abc/

I attribute this to him greeting the listener and then immediately bringing Dave on.

Done with mirrors?

That Gregg hates Simmons so much is hysterical to me for some reason. It's like Shia and The Natural. Speaking of, I haven't seen that dude around here in a while. Back on topic... #FREESIMMONS

Pretty much how every attempt of that move ended up for me in No Mercy/Smackdown.

- "they" at the first performance of "The Rite of Spring."

THAT WAS SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT BECAUES...SHUT UP THATS WY BECAUUSE Of course it was special and different, it was before interleague play started. So it was only the National League clubs, the truest of the true, the sincerest of the sincere, that beauteous and righteous land of hard-nosed baseballery where pitchers bat for themselves, that had the opportunity to show the proper respect and support for The Wizard of Oz. Plus, my fifth-grade teacher told us she saw him shoveling his own sidewalk once after a snowstorm. Classy and majestic.

It also helps that the WCW midcarders weren't working the same exact match as every other WCW midcarder. You'd get a cruiserweight bout, then two guys trying to punch through each others' faces, then a nice matwork match. You'd also get matches with clear clashes between technique (as when Dean Malenko would wrestle a Mexican cruiserweight). It's hard to tell the WWE midcarders apart when they're all wrestling the same formula match. I fully believe that one of the reasons that both the Shield and the Wyatts got over (in a multitude of reasons) is that they were wrestling trios matches that had just enough of a different structure from typical tag matches to catch everyone's eyes.

"Doctors without Borders" only lasts until you quit, Paul. NWO is (say it with me) FOOOOOOOOOOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE."

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If you're not on the main event-level or in an angle, it seems like the whole "want to entertain/have a good match" crap supersedes wanting to win. Like, we all know you get paid the same either way whether you win or lose, but at least make like you want to win because it will put you up on the ranks for an IC or US title shot, or a match bonus. Jae wrote a blog post about this that's in his sig and sums it all up better than I could.

Yeah - I think I love this Donnell kid

I doubt they'd do it, but a Fatal 4-Way in a Hell In The Cell would be insane. It also seems like they're headed in that direction. Orton's teasing his hatred of Rollins already and Ambrose is obviously going to attack Cena kinda soon.

"These guys just wanna have fun and entertain!"

In usual South Park style, they took no prisoners, salted the land and poisoned the wells. It was glorious. . .

Not to mention the Sasuke Special..

Is he a great big fat person? we might only be able to determine diabetes from pictures, not heart ailments (i'm horrible) So anyways.. what's the most preposterous thing about wrestling/WWE that could get repeated in a mainstream organ and then addressed by the WWE?

Fuck that. Keep Cena out of my Seth/Dean cell match

Swagger couldn't do it. Mark Henry couldn't do it. The Honky Tonk Man needs to step up and defend America against Rusev.

Seriously, I think for non-wrestlers the fans are the real MVPs of NXT. There's so many smart people there, yet they go along with damn near everything. It's to me the perfect crowd. They're not trying to "get themselves over" and just want to get into everything. Bless them all, really.

I was trying to find a decent gif of Jericho's top rope frankensteiner for the gif thread discussion and game across this

Now that my man with the Netflix is back from tour it's time for me, him, his girl, and any stragglers we can raise to have a full-on Crazy Liquor And Cheeseburger Party for the new TPB season. I'm getting the Swish and the store-bought meat ready, time for a marathon!

"The Great Train Store." I've watched that Luger debut countless times over the years, be it repeat Nitro viewings, documentaries, best-of compilations, etc. but every single time... "The Great Train Store." I was, and remain, a huge WCW fan but there's something about the silliness of holding the first Nitro in a mall that I honestly just can't help but shake my head at, given how it all ended up for them. It's just so very... WCW.

Spoiler: It's awesome!