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A near fall.

Had to be done.

The "flex" capacitor.... Sorry.

Weed is legal here in Colorado.Who's gonna be first guy to photoshop a blunt between his fingers?

How did Billick never get another shot, anyway? As an OC, he was the guy behind the Vikings putting up the (since broken) all-time scoring record, and he won a fucking Super Bowl with Trent fucking Dilfer as his quarterback in Baltimore...

Oh just fuck these people.

I just became aware of this. I could try to explain it, but no. You must experience it for yourself.

Nobody draws in WWE except Cena.

Eh, it doesn't really matter, since they're all going to lose to Power Uti anyway.

Oh come on, you can't just tease us like that. I think he means this.

Shit, I forgot all about that episode. I'm just glad I happened to be in the right place at the right time with a camera. I don't know if it looked the same on everybody else's screen, but that car was dancing an absolute jig on that billboard. Robert just calmly goes, "Uhh, I might have a problem with my Coquette." I look up and it's bouncing like it's in a Home Depot paint mixer. And what happened next should be a new crew slogan: "And then Melraz happened." The DVDR - providing Bo and Luke Duke solutions to the world's problems since 2013.

I love Dark City, but IMO The Matrix is better.. There are few movies with a more perfect ending than The Matrix. I think people give The Matrix a hard time because its legacy was tarnished by two lackluster sequels. There never should have been a franchise. Neo should've zoomed up into the cyber sky and the fate of the future should have been left up to our imagination.

I was kinda hoping it would turn out like when I was a kid, and we'd get a wiffle ball stuck in an oak tree - where we'd keep throwing more stuff up there to knock it down, and getting that stuck as well.

The fact that the solution was another car and not like a RPG or sticky bomb is so much better

I am not even going to ask...

The latest addition to our family (we still have two others): It's been difficult for her because, until she was rescued by the animal home, she had never spent a day of her life inside so she's still very frightened to go into a building of any kind. Fortunately it helps we have a big yard and a stable where she can get used to her new environment and being surrounded by four walls and a roof at her own leisure. She's also scared of being put on a leash or being held too close and things like that. The people at the animal home said she had 'grown wild' over the years of neglect and abuse, so it'll take a long time to get her to be comfortable around us. Fortunately the other two have been very kind to her and they seem to get along well, so I'm elated about that. She'll get there. We're going to pile love and care upon her and she'll have the best life possible.

Vader may be stiffer than he's ever been judging by the pictures he was tweeting today.

That's not PG, Jake.

Austin Aries had a hell of a run in 2012. His matches with Bobby Roode for the World title and his match with Bully Ray were both pretty great, I thought.

I don't know whether to shit or ban the fuck out of some of you people.

Big Poppa Pump doing the mathematics of the time machine is something I would like to see.

I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch.

Seleziya Sparx also got banned in the USA after getting caught twice trying to sneak (makes finger motions) across the border. I can't believe that PWG has only had one DQ what with The Young Bucks feuding with a ref forever. New Japan is the second biggest wrestling company in the world and the IWGP Heavyweight Championship is the fanciest belt in all of pro wrestling. Stylish Alan Jones isn't as dumb as he looks and probably knows that the guy with the fanciest belt not go around losing to just anybody. And NJPW would pay for his airport parking but why would he leave his car at the airport for weeks when his wife could just drop him off and pick him up? Or Claire Lynch since I heard she was acting in Atlanta now.

I just don't understand the Nash hate. Even if he's the person that did all of the horrible shit you folks said that he did, he didn't rape a puppy or anything. He's just a dumb, drunk rassler. That's the sort of shit DVDVR used to eat up. Take that smark rage shit over to Scott Keith's blog.

What he said very well could have offended other students or University employees and he is a representative of the team and there for is expected to carry himself in a manner that will not reflect negatively on the team, especially during the season. We had guidelines on behavior when I played high school basketball and that was in division 4. I suspect a division 1 college football team has some conduct rules that were violated.

I hope I didn't deafen anybody from laughing so hard during that second normal mode DM. We must've Mary Lou-ed around each other for 15 or 20 seconds before you finally beat me to death.

Oh and the Marlins say it's unlikely for Giancarlo Stanton to play again this year. You fucking think?

I seem to remember Christian vs. Samoa Joe being good.

Oooooh. So that's why they're making the iPhone so much bigger? So Liam Neeson has room to get a hand through and grip your wind pipe?

Great, now I'm picturing Lil Petey Pump's story about Steiner doing 90 down some small down street. 88 MILES PER HOUR. Weed is legal here in Colorado.Who's gonna be first guy to photoshop a blunt between his fingers? I'm sure if I wasnt rushing I could do better. I think this is pretty fantastic, but come on folks....we all know Vader converted the mastodon mask into a giant bong.

Best way to counter serial combat rolls? *BUTT STOCK TO THE FACE!!!

I had a little problem with my Coquette Classic convertible last night in freemode. Fortunately melraz was able to help me out. Better than calling AAA.

The first wave of "film school" directors (Scorsese, Coppalla, etc.) were trying too hard to seem "hip" and mainly made their films too gritty and realistic to be enjoyable.

Hence why I asked odessasteps why he deleted it. Nash is very well liked in the industry and a very affable and funny guy. I deleted it because while Austin talking about random shit can be very funny at times, I listen to the podcast to hear wrestling talk. (I know you didn't ask me specifically, please don't be really upset and contentious that I answered.)

It's too bad you can't teach that.

One of the few people who I can say I've known for 20 years (I usually scare people off after the first few months) got me an Amazon gift card for my birthday, and so I decided that my love of all things Tolkein could get me through LEGO Lord of the Rings. If nothing else, I am now the recipient of my nephews' envy, since Auntie Jenn is so cool to have LEGO stuff they don't have yet. ;-)

That is not true. Sabu vs Bam Bam Bigelow vs Taz is a great match.

It's OK, Melraz, we're done with all of this now that we're joining The Taliban. Yep, death to America and all that stuff, Robert, Mel and I were invited to join the Taliban, which are apparently in cahoots with the Reaper Lords. Their enemy is not apparently freedom or the oil-rich Kurds in Iraq, it's the Hell's Angels. They have nine training groups, eight hangouts, five gold rings and a partridge in a pear tree. They said nothing about virgins, but I just assume they're around somewhere. Probably in one of the hangouts. This was all part of some odd crew invite we got at like freakin' 5 in the morning. Some people take this crew shit entirely too seriously. We're just a bunch of dinks from a message board. But what a bunch of dinks we are. Speaking of a partridge in a pear tree, we had a run-in with Dubstep Santa. He's gonna bring us a stocking full of UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ for Christmas. I'm trying to think of how it went down, but Robert and I were being challenged in our room while Melraz landed in another room. We moved there and proceeded to hang feet up asses (one or two decent dudes all night long, the rest scrubs) until we ran into the Magnificent Seven from whatever crew that was. I looked at that roster of players and kept seeing that "XII" over and over again, and I thought "damn, we're in a tight spot." Robert and I were extra-handcuffed by having something go wrong with our controls. Neither one of us could pull up our phones, which meant no calling Lester, etc. Robert couldn't push the D-pad right to be able to buy stuff in an AmmuNation. The only thing he could do was detonate sticky bombs. I could detonate sticky bombs and push down to get the room roster and the bigger version of the map. No phone for me. I actually didn't totally suck in deathmatches during Titans. I was shocked. They were actually kinda fun. Not fun enough to make me wanna do them with randoms, but still. The one in the same place that's used as the ending of "Trash Talk" was especially fun. And we rained death from above in "Chop Chop," so it's all good. Watching the Mary Lou Ballet Company perform "Swan Lake" during the deathmatches was an unexpected treat.

I was trying to find a decent gif of Jericho's top rope frankensteiner for the gif thread discussion and game across this

Swig of beer for the Nash-hatin' man.

I was going to point out the roster size issue with the NFL but JR beat me to it. Also, it wasn't that many years ago that there was the big freak out about the NBA being "full of thugs" with guys shooting at strip clubs and AI existing. It's as much the media cycle as any thing. On the big, broad "corporal punishment" discussion... The Peterson case has abso-fucking-lutely NOTHING to do with said discussion. Beating a 4 year old (or a 12 year old, or any year old who isn't a consenting adult in some very kinky sex act...) with a switch badly enough to A.) Beak skin and B.) leave marks that are still vivid a week later is not part of a discussion of corporal punishment. I don't have kids, which is absolutely a necessary caveat here because, clearly, I don't know shit (I did work in a daycare for about 5 years, so I'm not totally unfamiliar with being in charge of children, but, still, that moves me to "barely knows shit" at best.) but.... Is it probably a bad idea to spank your kids, period? Yeah, probably. There's enough research and enough correlation to negative effects to at least presume some level of causation. Is the very occasional handful of smacks on the clothed bottom with your hand (which is how most of the spankings I received as a child could be described) or some relatively light implement (once or twice, I got spanked with one of those paddle ball game paddles, or the aforementioned hairbrush) going to instantly screw up your child for life? Probably not. Is beating a 4 year old bloody with a switch inhumane and monstrous? Yes, yes it is.

"Someone likes something different than me? This is the internet, so that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!"

Sigh, or because she's attractive? Keyboard playaz up in this mug!