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RUkered last won the day on April 26 2015

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  1. RUkered

    Grand Theft Auto V Talk.

    I haven't done it that much, but switching to game chat mid-ass whipping really is one of the best parts of this game.
  2. RUkered

    Grand Theft Auto V Talk.

    I don't think I have ever been around so many shit awful dots. I swear I think that one kid was working the controller with his feet. It was so bad at one point that we stayed in the same, beat to hell random POS, could-barely-steer-it car we had been driving for like 20 minutes, just doing everything we could to give this guy a chance short of just laying the controller down. He even had the rocket launcher out and never got off a shot. We beat on some low levels for sure, but I'm fairly certain that one was a level 88. Had all kinds of connection issues throughout the night, but like Mel kept saying, "It's all right. You gotta give them some leeway since the game has only been out a couple of weeks. They'll get it straightened out soon."
  3. RUkered

    Grand Theft Auto V Talk.

    Am I the only sumbitch here who hasn't managed to land one of these?
  4. RUkered

    Grand Theft Auto V Talk.

    I have spent the night beating the brakes* off a white dot in a beach party up north. Skills** are at an all time high. *He's a level 18 **He may or may not be away from his controller. I plead the fifth.
  5. RUkered

    Grand Theft Auto V Talk.

    The number of times you and Melraz have sniped people who were so far away you couldn't even see them is astounding. I think I have one under my belt, but that's it. It almost rivals your "how much weird shit can I throw a sticky on to drive up someone's ass" contest.
  6. RUkered

    Grand Theft Auto V Talk.

    If any of you ever have the opportunity to play with a player called Turnupquentin, do yourself a favor and do it. He's a level 159, but plays like he's about a 3. He killed me while I was away from the controller and I beat the brakes off that kid. He chased me from the city all the way north, sending muggers and mercenaries and all kinds of shit at me and couldn't kill me. I finally got in a chopper and flew to the top of the map just to see if he'd follow. He is currently trying to figure it out. As Stout says, today I was the nail. Edit: Hammer...hammer is what I meant to say. 50/50 shot and I fucked it up. Dalm 2 beer.
  7. RUkered

    Grand Theft Auto V Talk.

    Playing heist shit with randoms reminds me of Chris Rock's OJ bit: "I ain't saying he shoulda killed her...but I understand." I totally understand murder, because if I could have killed this guy from the IGN crew today, I would have. Why don't you try...I don't know...NOT running into the middle of a bunch of red dots where you've died eleventy billion fucking times already? I'm far too old to be screaming at my TV "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS????" over a game. Time to turn this shit off and reevaluate my life.
  8. RUkered

    Grand Theft Auto V Talk.

    You know it's gonna be a good mission when you try to jump over your Kuruma to get to the passenger side of the Buzzard that Mel has parked right beside you just as he's cranking the motor. At least it was a cheap haircut.
  9. RUkered

    Grand Theft Auto V Talk.

    This mission right here can kiss my ass. Melraz and I did it, but we're too poor for the new toys, so we used a Kuruma for the first part of it. When the Juggernauts first show up, it kept spawning Mel out in the open with no cover. We finally threw out stickies and proximities to take care of them after dying several times. Then I'll be damned if they don't keep showing up. When the last two showed up, I got pinned down with the agent and couldn't target either of them. They weren't even showing up on the mini map, but their bullets were damn sure finding me. Mel had to flank them with the sniper or I would have died yet again. Edit: Just did one of those Transform races, flying jets and shit through tubes. Stout - I'll pay you 5 million dollars to do one of those with us the next time we're all on.
  10. RUkered

    Grand Theft Auto V Talk.

    This is the most Melraz idea I've ever heard.
  11. RUkered

    Grand Theft Auto V Talk.

    Melraz and I ran through some of the setups. Pretty fun shit. Haven't gotten to the heist yet. My broke ass had to buy the cheapest bunker way up north, and my god does Rockstar punish you for being cheap. It was a 6.6 mile drive to pick up the Deloreans and since there were only two of us, we had to schlep it twice.
  12. RUkered

    Grand Theft Auto V Talk.

    Tis the season of giving. Got any spare change?
  13. RUkered

    Grand Theft Auto V Talk.

    So between a cruise and water issues at my house, I haven't been in it in three weeks, which means I also haven't been near a gaming console in three weeks. My damn hands will probably cramp up trying to work a controller. Anyway, because the heist is out tonight - I wanted to see if any of y'all are planning to be on this evening. Not to bore people with my home woes, but I keep having water backing up in the shower and toilet. Been through a plumber and lots of professional grade Drano, but the issue keeps coming back. I probably have enough drainage left for one good shit and a shower, and that could get me through the night. (I feel like that last sentence is the start of a good country song. Melraz, take it away.) But yeah - if anybody is going to be on for sure, I may pack my bags and head back to the house for tonight just to raise some hell on dots and heist it up.
  14. I'm cracking up right now because I always keep a tab on my phone with this thread open and the GTA thread open. I opened Chrome just now and read the new replies. I was about to ask if anyone was gonna be playing GTA tonight, then decided to double-check which thread I was in and chuckled. I'll pop over there in a second, but fuck it - the last four posts are GTA. Anyone raising hell in Los Santos tonight?
  15. @melraz09 You ought to publish a collection of short stories. @jstout If it makes you feel any better, it was a cheap one. So cheap that when we pulled into the first port and saw the real cruise ships which had like 8 extra decks more than ours, one of the girls in the group said, "I bet those people are looking over here like fuuuuuck the trailer park just pulled up."