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RUkered last won the day on April 26 2015

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  1. I have my space bikini packed.
  2. Melraz is all over me to get Andromeda, and I will, but I have no idea what I'm getting into. I'm used to talking with you guys like "we wrecked our bikes on that heist and then Robert blew up a tanker truck on that white dot." This is like "I forged the iron Fargarnarian and erstwhile summoned the Spirit of Valikogurist." Anyway, to keep this on topic, FUCK.
  3. So I don't have this game yet, but Melraz has been urging me to get it. I was playing Halo 2 last night (very current on my games as you can tell) and got an invite to a party chat with Melraz and Robert. From an outsider's perspective - just based on the descriptions the two of them gave me, this is my understanding of the game: - You can have neon suits that make Melraz throw up - There are blue people who can punch you to death - no guns necessary - Melraz still cleans house with a sniper rifle before anyone else can get a shot off - There is some character with an ability to shoot wizardry out of its ass to kill people. - You can get hugged to death with some kind of cellophane net-like thing. How far off am I?
  4. Melraz and I have passed out in dog beds before, but it wasn't due to kids.
  5. It's an old joke, but do people clean out the milk and bread in NYC like they do down here? We're down to a 1-3" forecast, and the grocery store still looked like a fucking Zombieland set piece.
  6. That "turn your back on them" thing never fails to make me laugh. It's like these jackasses take it literally and don't realize you can turn your character any which way but loose and still be looking at your TV screen.
  7. I heard rumors that the mayor is campaigning in the streets tonight. I can't make it because I'm home visiting my folks, but y'all have fun. Stout, keep the Pal's line clear for me.
  8. I was trying to remember the other day - we used to grind Boneyard for cash back in the early days. Took about 20 minutes to finish it, and what did it pay? Was it 30k? Just curious how these CEO/MC missions pay per time spent doing them compared to some of the old school methods we used. Also, how are those special vehicle CEO missions? I haven't had a chance to do any yet- doesn't appear you can solo them unless I'm mistaken.
  9. I forgot about this. If that doesn't sum us up, nothing does. That reminds me...somewhere way back in this thread are pics of us bus surfing down Vesuvius. We're basically a bunch of Johnny Knoxvilles. Speaking of, next time you talk to Melraz, ask him about building a ramp beside the creek at his childhood home, lighting it on fire, and trying to jump it with bicycles. I'm going out on a limb and guessing none of you are in shock to learn this.
  10. Why go the smart route when the I'm-probably-gonna-die-but-y'all-should-watch-this-shit route is ripe for the picking? I like to think of it as "creatively moronic."
  11. How old is this guy? 17? On the Xbox side, I think every damn (correction: dalm) one of us are mid-30s or older. Tell him to give you a Werther's and get off your fucking lawn.
  12. "Cum Stains Crew," eh? I bet they're a fun lot to be around. One might say they...blew their load a little too early... *Austin Powers grin* Looks like someone...put the D in K/D ratio... *Austin Powers grin* (I may or may not have had two beer. This message aired in its original format and does not reflect the views of sober RUkered.)
  13. Who fucked up and gave Melraz Beast powers? That's like giving Mark McGwire a corked bat. Some shit is just too unfair.
  14. If you play your cards right on Valentine's.
  15. Thanks to everyone who just made me cackle out loud on the shitter at work like a lunatic. I know better than to open this thread in here...