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RUkered last won the day on April 26 2015

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  1. So even with the melee vest Stout mentioned, a KroGuard is not the character to use when there are 59 fucking Turrets and Destroyers per level on Gold. I basically had to shoot my shitty guns and only charge the occasional red bar thing here and there. I sucked big ass, but my team did too. I'm going to hear I'M READING A FLATLINE in my damn sleep tonight. Edit: I'll be goddamned if we didn't somehow get a full extraction. I ran out of RPGs, revives, and health packs by wave 5, so I am shocked.
  2. You're a man after my own heart. I just ran across that vest about five minutes before I signed on here and thought "Can't wait to throw this on my KroGuard."
  3. Are you shitting me with Platinum??? Died three times in wave 1 and then everybody else did as well. What is this, Dark Souls?
  4. I usually finish in last place. Every now and then I'll come in third. No big deal. That being said, there's a certain irony in me finally coming in first with a new character in a bronze in which we all ate shit around wave 5. Also, what the hell is Sea Rug? (I'm gonna guess Mel had two beer and started singing shanties from Assassin's Creed Black Flag.)
  5. I'm dalm mad I haven't gotten to hear this commentary yet. If it's anything like his GTA golf commentary, I know I'm in for a treat.
  6. It was so bad for me a couple nights ago that it looked like I was running on a damn treadmill
  7. I have been trying to level up a new character. It's a female something or other that has the pull and shockwave abilities. Did several bronze missions last night, and I'll be damned (sorry, dalmed) if I didn't get paired up with a whole mess of Bobs. Was a good night.
  8. HOW MANY FUCKING HYDRAS CAN YOU THROW AT ME ON WAVE 6 OF A FUCKING SILVER MATCH DAAAAAAAAAAAMN IT I used a Cobra to take out two that were eating my lunch in a tiny ass room, and then goddamn if here doesn't come a third in behind me to chokeslam my ass into the floor. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
  9. Thaaaaat is howwww I know Bob....goes onnnnnnnn
  10. Just when I think I have this game down, I get humbled. My KroGuard is up to 17 now, so after a couple easy bronze runs with randoms, I decided to try silver. The first match was great. Everyone worked together and we got a full extraction. Awesome, I think. I'm getting good at this game. Second round was with different randoms, and hoo boy did we get our shit stomped in. I must have gone down at least 8 times. At one point, I ran in to revive a guy and the room was packed. I don't know enemy names well enough yet, so I'll just say it was like 3 regular sized dudes, two Behemoths, and some gigantic rock looking fucker. Long story short, dude did not get revived and the rest of us went down like flies. I think it was only wave 5.
  11. Got to whip a little bit of ass with some of the crew last night. Wait, what I meant to say is I was a bullet sponge with a level 1 Krogan Vanguard because they were nice enough to help drag me through some silver and gold rounds to level me up. Figured out that I love the Charge. That Rambo "fuck these things, let's ram 'em" deal fits my play style perfectly. Now, to just get the character leveled up enough to actually do damage...
  12. I have my space bikini packed.
  13. Melraz is all over me to get Andromeda, and I will, but I have no idea what I'm getting into. I'm used to talking with you guys like "we wrecked our bikes on that heist and then Robert blew up a tanker truck on that white dot." This is like "I forged the iron Fargarnarian and erstwhile summoned the Spirit of Valikogurist." Anyway, to keep this on topic, FUCK.
  14. So I don't have this game yet, but Melraz has been urging me to get it. I was playing Halo 2 last night (very current on my games as you can tell) and got an invite to a party chat with Melraz and Robert. From an outsider's perspective - just based on the descriptions the two of them gave me, this is my understanding of the game: - You can have neon suits that make Melraz throw up - There are blue people who can punch you to death - no guns necessary - Melraz still cleans house with a sniper rifle before anyone else can get a shot off - There is some character with an ability to shoot wizardry out of its ass to kill people. - You can get hugged to death with some kind of cellophane net-like thing. How far off am I?