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And yet...no football phone?

Boy. Had to click the link to figure out who Burke is. Can Awful Announcing's site be any busier? It's like Mike Florio's website designer on coke.

Pittsburgh Houston New England New Orleans Jacksonville Detroit Tampa Bay Cincinnati Seattle Green Bay Philadelphia San Francisco Denver Kansas City Washington Miami Tiebreaker #1: More receiving yards, Tyreek Hill or Stefon Diggs Hill Tiebreaker #2: total points in Rams/49ers 32 Tiebreaker #3: Baker Mayfield passing yards vs Carolina 325

Cleveland Dallas Baltimore Houston Buffalo LA Rams San Francisco Philadelphia Tampa Bay Jacksonville Chicago Indianapolis Seattle Denver Kansas City Minnesota Tiebreaker #1: winning margin in Mia/Bal 2 Tiebreaker #2: Brock Purdy passing yards vs Wsh 195 Tiebreaker #3: Justin Jefferson receiving yards vs GB 155

LA Rams Cincinnati Buffalo NY Jets Seattle Indianapolis Cleveland Green Bay Detroit Tampa Bay Arizona Miami Denver Kansas City Philadelphia San Francisco Tiebreaker #1: Deebo Samuel receiving yards vs Baltimore 75 Tiebreaker #2: total points in Dal/Mia 95 Tiebreaker #3: Jared Goff completions vs Minnesota 25

LA Chargers Cincinnati Indianapolis Detroit Miami Kansas City Cleveland Houston New Orleans Atlanta Tampa Bay San Francisco LA Rams Dallas Baltimore Philadelphia Tiebreaker #1: More passing yards, Dak Prescott or Josh Allen Dak Tiebreaker #2: total points in Ravens-Jaguars 57 Tiebreaker #3: Matthew Stafford passing yards vs Washington 325

Pittsburgh Houston New Orleans Baltimore Indianapolis Cleveland Detroit Atlanta San Francisco Minnesota Kansas City Denver Dallas Green Bay Miami Tiebreaker #1: total points in Eagles/Cowboys 55 Tiebreaker #2: John Allen passing TDs vs Kansas City 125 Tiebreaker #3: Tyreek Hill receiving yards vs Tennessee 185

Not a good week at all. Somehow we've not mentioned: Scott Kemper, guitarist and founding member of The Dictators died. Also, somehow no one mentioned Geordie Walker, guitarist for Killing Joke died.

Dallas Atlanta Houston LA Chargers Detroit Pittsburgh Tennessee Miami Tampa Bay Cleveland Philadelphia Kansas City Jacksonville Tiebreaker #1: Christian McCaffrey rushing + receiving yards vs Phi 105 Tiebreaker #2: total interceptions thrown in Atl/NYJ 4 Tiebreaker #3: Jared Goff passing yards vs NO 225

Don't forget that 51% fly ball rate. In the Great America Smallpark. That could get ugly early. At least with the Nick Martinez signing, the Reds get more of a ground ball guy. Not that I'd want him starting, but every team gobbling up pitchers so far have done some dicey things. I guess it's chic or something.

Detroit Dallas San Francisco Miami Houston Pittsburgh Tennessee Atlanta Indianapolis NY Giants Cleveland Arizona Philadelphia Kansas City Baltimore Minnesota Tiebreaker #1: Jalen Hurts rushing yards vs Buf 75 Tiebreaker #2: total points in Chi/Min 49 Tiebreaker #3: Trevor Lawrence passing yards vs Houston 356

Baltimore Jacksonville LA Chargers Washington Miami Houston Detroit Pittsburgh Dallas San Francisco Buffalo Seattle Denver Kansas City Tiebreaker #1: Travis Kelce receiving yards vs Phi 135 Tiebreaker #2: Josh Allen rushing yards vs NYJ 89 Tiebreaker #3: total points in Min/Den 47

Chicago Indianapolis Pittsburgh Minnesota Cincinnati Baltimore Tennessee Jacksonville Detroit Atlanta Seattle Dallas NY Jets Buffalo Tiebreaker #1: winning margin in Cle/Bal 5 Tiebreaker #2: Jared Goff passing yards vs Chargers 255 Tiebreaker #3: total punts in Jets/Raiders 9

Pittsburgh Kansas City LA Rams New England Houston Cleveland New Orleans Baltimore Atlanta Carolina NY Giants Philadelphia Cincinnati LA Chargers Tiebreaker #1: More passing yards, Josh Allen or Joe Burrow Burrow Tiebreaker #2: D'Andre Swift rushing yards vs Dallas 125 Tiebreaker #3: Total points in Sea/Bal 47

Buffalo NY Jets Pittsburgh Houston Miami Atlanta Minnesota Dallas Philadelphia New Orleans Cleveland Kansas City San Francisco Baltimore LA Chargers Detroit Tiebreaker #1: Jared Goff passing yards vs Las Vegas 325 Tiebreaker #2: total points in Cin/SF 47 Tiebreaker #3: Tyreek Hill receiving yards vs NE 159