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"I don't find joy in watching others fail."

 

You're part of the internet's 1%!

 

That video is just sad because he seems like such a nice guy.

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I tried to watch the video, but I couldn't. I don't know if it was the editing, or if it's his personality, but it was just boring. Give me a Sid any day.

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Gene Anderson because of a baseball bat to the back of the head (From Wahoo, it was for a gimmick match) and basically he had what would be labeled as a stroke. Thats why he had a hard time with promos and the twitching of the face.

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I refuse to believe that a cousin of The Rock could have such poor delivery but in retrospect, The Rock is the exception to the rule in the Anoa'i family.

 

This is why you don't break up successful stables that are at the top of their game.   Dean Ambrose made the threats, Rollins elaborated, and Roman's job was to stand in the background and look mean.  He was better protected that way.

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I swear, if I ever get within arm's distance of Teddy Hart, I might go for it. He is so fucking punchable.

 

How will you deal with his army of trained cats? You really think they'll let you get within punching distance?

 

The cheapest method is to find a cardboard box and set it between you and the cats. The cats won't be able to resist the box and may end up fighting amongst themselves to rule the castle. 

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Just plain awful

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I remember liking him, but that was some serious grade-school Rock-wannabe material.

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Jeez o Pete, a friend of mine's been sending me YouTube links of the motherlode of all bad promoery, an old-school fed called the IPW. Just search for IPW and look for videos put up by Honeydew Wilkins. The Gorgeous JR is in that so-bad-its-great club with his stuff, he's TREE-MENDOUS.

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Jumping Jeff Farmer has been a "bad wrestling promo" Internet meme for a few years now. I think that promo even made it to the Howard Stern show at some point, or maybe Opie & Anthony.

Either way, still cool to see that there is always someone finding that hidden gold for the first time.

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I'd seen the Farmer one before, but The Gorgeous JR was quite the new discovery for me.

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This needed to return. Because Seth Rollins.

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I don't know why, but Steve Blackman pretending Terry Taylor was the camera cracked me the fuck up.

 

Ryback's promo was pretty bad, but I didn't notice it live because I was distracted by Kevin Caribbean Cool.

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Come on guys, after that promo all I want from The Big Guy is wreckless cue card reading and Minority Report-style hand flailing. It's so how not to cut a promo that it goes all the way back around to how to cut a promo.

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I didnt know weather to put this in the best or worst promo thread so i put it here

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I love how Juvi is dropping f bombs left and right but instead of "son of a bitch" he says "son of a gun".

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Best part of that promo is "Subtitled for obvious reasons".

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On 10/13/2016 at 10:49 PM, KidKash202 said:

Long time no see

 

 

 

Kid Kash hates Bear Wyatt's post on Page 3. :(

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