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  1. Super useful hostile crowd reactions? How's that working out?
  2. That Brock section of the Rumble was indistinguishable from watching someone else play the Rumble on a video game. It was worse than that time Big Show and Kane just unceremoniously started dumping guys out. Even if you think it was important for Lesner to run through guys, that was the least interesting way of doing it.
  3. Is Executive Director higher or lower than Constable of RAW? The show has been the exact same kind of awful for 20 years now. Vince and Kevin Dunn are the only constants during that time. Blaming someone else is dumb.
  4. It's a really mixed message to have insincere heel Bliss do this in the same format as her "Nia once slapped food out of someone's hands and then picked it up and ate it" series of fat-shaming clips.
  5. Somebody Should Do Something! with Michael Cole
  6. Didn't you see Kurt after their match? He did.
  7. Is that five years at $300k per year, or $300k over the five years ($60k per)? Because $60k a year, as an independent contractor, that has to pay for their own travel when they travel 100-200 times a year, all hotels, all meals, and whatever the insane health insurance premiums a professional wrestler has to cover, is some fuckin' bullshit right there.
  8. I was running on entertainment fumes from the Monday Night Wars until 2003. I was getting progressively more and more exhausted and fed up with the show, but felt that I had watched for this long and I probably should just keep it going. Then, literally the moment Hogan came out as Mr. America, I turned the TV off and stopped watching WWE outside of individual matches I heard were good until 2009, which I only started watching again at that point because of how awful it is and I have some friends I do Mystery Science Theater 3000-style viewings of bad movies and the WWE shows fit into that quite well. I probably still wouldn't be watching to this day otherwise.
  9. Are you sure? Did the woman have a Russian accent?
  10. If you don't know that wrestling fans are basically dogs that go to the extremes of OMG BEST EVER or BARK GROWL HATE THIS on everything, then yes, you don't understand wrestling any more.
  11. In a backstage segment, he (pretended) to be on the phone, and quickly said something to the effect of, "Hi, mom. Yeah, I lost again, but it's okay. I tried really hard." I'm not defending Ziggler, but let's be fair. He's said the funniest thing on RAW in the last decade.
  12. Here's an opinion nobody is going to agree with me on: Renee is obviously better than Coachman. But you never knew what idiotic shit Coachman was going to say. You know exactly what Renee is going to say. I think the unpredictability of Coachman (and again, to be clear: he's unpredictable because he's a Goddamn idiot) is more valuable than the serviceable, anodyne Renee on a show that is infamously known for being predictable already.
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