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With some practice, you too can learn to run really fast after snorting a barrel of cocaine.

Daniel Bryan after a couple more years of the WWE's road schedule?

Since this is prob the end of the road for 24, I assume there will be a couple of dead characters coming back. 24 tries so hard to swerve the audience that someone returning from the dead is kinda predictable.

So, whose idea of a dream tag team is Marc Mero & Tommy Dreamer?

Will the cats be part of teddy's entourage? You have it backwards. Punk will fight one of the cats and Teddy will be part of Mr. Purr-Purr's entourage.

I thought that was David Benoit for a second Which one's Pitbull?

Well, it wok Well, it worked with the Ultimate Warrior and first Undertaker.

RVD's lucky he didn't destroy his neck taking one of those (although the first one he manages to take like a snapmare, so it's sort of safe).

Yeah, Jon Horton was a play-by-play guy for Global and USWA (using the name Craig Johnson). Was the Mid South he's asking about run out of Lousiana? I'm drawing a blank. I vaguely remember a promotion calling itself Mid-South run from LA. The booker was John Horton, but he wasn't the promoter. Not even sure John Horton and Jon Horton were the same guy. Time frame is rightish, though. FYI: Jon Horton got out of the wrestling biz and has a job in Hollywood. Last I heard, he was shopping around a sitcom (don't think it ever got made, though).

In all seriousness, I had no idea JTG was still with the company.

Apparently Kurt has been telling people that his hand is numb. No way he is passing a physical. Sounds like a job for even more painkillers and amphetamines!

Remember when Matt Hardy was the same, responsible brother?

It would never have been on television? So..... a victory for all humanity?

*cough* Santino Marella was in the Elimination Chamber a couple years ago *cough cough*

New Age Outlaws are living that gimmick. There's no way I believe Billy Gunn got up one morning in 2014 and decided he wanted the same mullet perm he had 15 years ago.