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The Strap Match promos sound like any other Hilk Hogan promo goofy as fuck

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Oh the torture! And you wonder why Ranger Ross never got a push in WCW.

 

Didn't Ranger Ross rob a bank or something like that?

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One of my favorite terrible promos of all time.  From aping The Rock's shtick to getting caught up in the "Whats" this is a master class in what not to do in a promo.

Libby's really missed the boat by never hiring Juvy to be the spokesman for Juicy Juice.

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"Buy Juice Juice, you son of a gun!"

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One of my favorite terrible promos of all time.  From aping The Rock's shtick to getting caught up in the "Whats" this is a master class in what not to do in a promo.

Libby's really missed the boat by never hiring Juvy to be the spokesman for Juicy Juice.

 

 

Cocaine's a helluva drug. What the hell is a "juicy house"?

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One of my favorite terrible promos of all time. From aping The Rock's shtick to getting caught up in the "Whats" this is a master class in what not to do in a promo.

Libby's really missed the boat by never hiring Juvy to be the spokesman for Juicy Juice.Cocaine's a helluva drug. What the hell is a "juicy house"?
What the hell is a juicy house? That is like asking the meaning of life? Nobody really knows the answer.

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Jerry Lynn apparently having a mental breakdown on WWE TV

 
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Jerry Lynn's the greatest thing ever.

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Jerry Lynn apparently having a mental breakdown on WWE TV

 

 

Did he really say that he's worked all his life to become the WWF Light Heavyweight Champion? BOO-urns!

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Jerry Lynn apparently having a mental breakdown on WWE TV

 

 

Did he really say that he's worked all his life to become the WWF Light Heavyweight Champion? BOO-urns!

 

What was he supposed to do? Go out and say "Yeah, I know this belt doesn't mean shit."  At least he tried to put it over like it meant something. I also love Lynn working in his love of metal w/ the growl at the end.

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Speaking of Juventud

 

This is comedy.

 

The horrible interview is at the end. Juventud stole a line from your boy AntiChrist: "Let me tell you one more thing."

 

Tony Shiovanie making up names of moves. Comedy man.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmkl_RNNDyg

 

My favorite Juvi moment is when he first saw Prince Iaukea in his "Artist" gimmick and he said something like, "wow, they finally found something for the worst wrestler in the company to do". I wish I could find that on youtube.

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I think the promo was going alright until Okerlund said something about Muraco's jersey, then it fucked up his concentration. From there Okerlund looked like he wanted to gouge out his eyeballs from the promo being so shitty.

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That screencap of Gene's face pretty makes that clip a Youtube treasure tbh

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So I'm watching the McMemphis angle in USWA from 1993, and this idiot that gets on the mic after Lawler has to be one of the biggest fucking idiots on the planet. You could tell that Dave Brown wanted to beat him over the head for being such a dumb fuck that he DIDN'T EVEN GET DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA WHILE CUTTING THE PROMO!!!!

 

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Is that a bottle of orange juice or Arrowhead in the background?

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