RandomAct Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I got to thinking about the whole "drinking Dew during the broadcast" thing. I chug water like a maniac when I'm calling a show, but we have intermission. No way in hell I'd survive a WWE broadcast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodzillaPerez Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Where's Johnny Sorrow and his stand against hack jokes now when we need him? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Maybe he finally realized he was tilting at windmills and gave up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SorceressKnight Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 This is a new era. Becky Lynch is on the main roster and popular with the fans. We've reached a new era for hack jokes in pro wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Hack jokes? Not on this board. You guys are slipping. You've completely glossed over Hogan discovering the medicinal uses of cocaine. Hogan didn't drop the big leg on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. He was in Japan, brother. He used the AXE BOMBER!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 About 20 years ago, I was watching a tape of a match with Sabu vs someone (possibly Al Snow) from a rural indie promotion. Sabu was being managed by the area's top heel manager, who was a guy called 'The Dew' who wore a jacket with a Mountain Dew logo on it. It was one of those things where the announcers never explained the character because they knew their audience, but then one match gets put on a comp tape and everyone who sees it can't understand why the guy has a Mountain Dew gimmick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Alicia Fox and Paige were tossed from a bar Sunday night: https://www.tmz.com/2015/09/08/wwe-diva-paige-alicia-fox-baltimore-drinks-flying-restaurant-drunk I'm assuming the drunk patron didn't know how to be a heel so Alicia threw a drink in her face. Good to see Alicia living her gimmick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 About 20 years ago, I was watching a tape of a match with Sabu vs someone (possibly Al Snow) from a rural indie promotion. Sabu was being managed by the area's top heel manager, who was a guy called 'The Dew' who wore a jacket with a Mountain Dew logo on it. It was one of those things where the announcers never explained the character because they knew their audience, but then one match gets put on a comp tape and everyone who sees it can't understand why the guy has a Mountain Dew gimmick. Was that one of those "NWA Sabu" shows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Ah yes, Sabu as the "NWA Independent" champion or whatever he called himself. I wonder how many times he wrestled Al Snow in the early-to-mid 90's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 This also must be said: Mountain Dew is fucking disgusting. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Code Red is ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 OG Dew is piss water. I enjoy White Out and even the Orange one though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Blecch. I'll take the crab juice. #hacklife 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Where's Johnny Sorrow and his stand against hack jokes now when we need him? Oh, the irony... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Code Red is ok. Oh, you just want Cena to keep injuring himself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Did Hogan help Lincoln kill the zombies, or was Metallica on tour at the time? Hogan & Lincoln (armed with Yapapi straps) vs thousands of zombies was the first Tower of Doom match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Did Hogan help Lincoln kill the zombies, or was Metallica on tour at the time? Hogan & Lincoln (armed with Yapapi straps) vs thousands of zombies was the first Tower of Doom match And Flair still took the pin, dressed as a women 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Code Red is ok. Oh, you just want Cena to keep injuring himself. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenalysis Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Code Red is ok. Only when it was a finisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyMax46 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 All this talk about the Code Red reminds me of another E-Fedding story... I'm gonna get drunk to prevent myself from talking about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Code Red is ok. Gamer Fuel is better. Also, why the fuck doesn't Code Red taste the same as Gamer Fuel? They're both cherry iterations of shitty Mountain Dew (or is it Mtn. Dew?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyMax46 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 No Baja Blast discussion? Really? We don't have Taco Bell where I live. So every time I go somewhere there is one I grab an Extra Large. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 All of you can fuck off for not mentioning Pitch Black being awesome 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 "Black is awesome" and a discussion about Hogan don't mix well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 All of you can fuck off for not mentioning Pitch Black being awesome Sorry, you're right. Pitch Black is indeed the best, but they don't make it anymore. The grape version of Amp was the closest they came to re-making, and that has also since been discontinued. Mtn. Dew, why do you hate grape so much?! Grape is clearly the best flavor out of all the flavors. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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