DTTW Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) Question for anyone who saw SummerSlam 2015, did anyone on the announce team actually drink the Mountain Dew? Same thing happened at Wrestlemania. They can't pee during the show though, so I can't blame them. I just saw the pic from SS of JBL, Cole, and Lawler with the Dews and I just couldn't picture any of them actually ever drinking stuffing instead of potatoes. Lawler at least had the bottle open, but I was not buying JBL or Cole ever even trying stuffing instead of potatoes looking at that picture of them with the Dew bottles. I'm sure everyone on the announce team has pissed in a bottle under the desk at least once. Edit: I'm just going to leave in the boards changes. Edited September 8, 2015 by sklba 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I was not buying JBL or Cole ever even trying stuffing instead of potatoes... I'm guessing one Cole is one of those people who takes his family out to KFC on Thanksgiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unholy Dragon Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 On the subject of bogus move claims, I didn't realize until Tommy Dreamer announced he was done taking Chokeslams that Heyman has sold the idea he invented the Chokeslam for 911. Dreamer tried to argue that Taue adopted the Nodowa after 93, but I've seen him throw them in earlier matches and Undertaker was already using Nodowa style Chokeslams as a signature in 92 (Summerslam with Kamala). My question becomes then, what's the earliest Chokeslam on record? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 According to my best friend in HS, Judo Gene claimed to have invented it in the 50s/60s. Likely it was just a botch that lead to the chokeslam, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go2Sleep Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I wanna say it was Over The Limit this year, where the announce team had Diet Moutain Dews, and Lawler took a sip on camera and very ineffectively tried to no-sell the bad taste. It was one of the most hilarious counter-productive product placement spots I've seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Mountain Dew used to be slang for moonshine and the soft drink was targeted pretty hard at southerners at first. It's become a cliche but, like most cliches, it has its origins in truth. Google "Mountain Dew" and "the south" together or perhaps "Mountain Dew Mouth." Well Mountain Dew does sell Dewshine. Comes in a jug. As for Lawler, he's a huge Coca Cola fanatic. I think he's shown pictures of an entire room of his house dedicated just to old Coke memorbilia. I'd wager he probably only drinks Coke products so if you haven't drank anything else in a long time doesn't matter what it is. That taste hits and you'll be like ehhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I think they did a feature on lawler's house on Confidential: coke room, browns room, batman room, elvis room, ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 They left out the fuck dungeon sadly 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 that phrase makes me laugh way too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Now I'm hearing "It puts the lotion on its skin..." in Lawler's voice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 "It does this whenever it's told!" *maniacal high-pitched laughter* "PUPPIES!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Only person in the world whose coke room is full of coca-cola and not cocaine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 My question becomes then, what's the earliest Chokeslam on record? I believe it was actually invented by the first NWA champion, Abe Lincoln... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Only person in the world whose come room is full of coca-cola and not cocaine. No I'm pretty sure his come room is the fuck dungeon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 They left out the fuck dungeon sadly Usually, the coke room and fuck dungeon are one and the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 My question becomes then, what's the earliest Chokeslam on record? I believe it was actually invented by the first NWA champion, Abe Lincoln... I think the WWE once said that Abe invented The Rock Bottom. It was known as The Emancipator. Truth be told that would be a fun name for a finisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Only person in the world whose come room is full of coca-cola and not cocaine. No I'm pretty sure his come room is the fuck dungeon Well played sir. But I think that kind of come is spelt differently 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unholy Dragon Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Only person in the world whose come room is full of coca-cola and not cocaine.No I'm pretty sure his come room is the fuck dungeonWell played sir. But I think that kind of come is spelt differently Depends if you're going for noun or verb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Dang it. Wrong thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 It's the wrong thread for everything, no worries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 My question becomes then, what's the earliest Chokeslam on record?I believe it was actually invented by the first NWA champion, Abe Lincoln... I remember Hogan talking about it.The Hulkster and Honest Abe came up with the spot together when they had a match back in 1643. Hogan and Linc were coming up with a plan to free the slaves of America at the time and decided to "shoot it out" brother! Later that night Hogan wrestled Undertaker infront of 93,000 people at the Silverdome (or was it the Superdome?) and ended up with a broken back from a botched Tombstone Piledriver. Hogan held it together though and with the power of prayers, vitamins and Abe Lincoln, he drove to Madison Square Garden the very next day, where he became the only man to ever bodyslam the 2,000 pound Andre the Giant. You forgot to mention his Metallica audition on the morning of the match with Andre. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 That story's bullshit. Hogan wouldn't free any slaves. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Ah yes...when Hogan helped Abe with the emancipation and got that free N-word pass...yeah, that's the ticket. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Ah yes...when Hogan helped Abe with the emancipation and got that free N-word pass...yeah, that's the ticket. Didn't Hogan actually turn heel during the Civil War? I remember learning that Hogan marched into Ford's Theater when he saw John Wilkes Booth aiming the gun, that Booth dropped his gun and then Hogan did the unthinkable and dropped the leg onto Honest Abe. Abe died from his injuries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Did Hogan help Lincoln kill the zombies, or was Metallica on tour at the time? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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