_MJ_ Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 (edited) Not sure why the Tom Brady stuff is in this stupidity thread. The NFL uphelded the suspension of an opportunistic, diabolical character and bravely punished him for his nefarious activities. On a completely unrelated note, do you think it is at all possible to reschedule the Pats and Dolphins games next season? Maybe in the first 5 games of the season timeframe? The weather in both places is much nicer in August & September. Just thinking about the good of the league. Edited July 30, 2015 by _MJ_ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I got 7 games for eating an ice cream sandwich. Sounds fair to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GojiColin Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I got 5 games for admitting I was a Buccaneers fan in public. I think I got off lightly. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glfpunk Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 5 games for speeding 40 in a 35. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I got 2 games for running a bus full of kids off the road and into a ravine while high on bath salts. Those kids had it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 "You have been suspended 7 games because, in your words: "I beat my wife to a bloody pulp, and then I beat the pulp some more. Then I had sex with the pulp of the pulp. And then beat that too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 9 games for taking that tag off my mattress. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 One game for solving the mystery and telling the Scooby Doo gang to fuck themselves. While being videotaped and high on happy drugs! In your face, Velma! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Redskins are apparently bringing Junior Gallette in for a workout, because of course they are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 That's one way to get folks to stop talking about the name change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Only 5 games for killing and eating 40 puppies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtVanderlay Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Federal judge in Minnesota transfers the Brady lawsuit to New York. Score one for Goodell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right. You have been suspended 10 games because, in your words: “I broke John Cena's nose” EDIT: I got a better one Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right. You have been suspended indefinitely because, in your words: “I paid actual cash to attend a TNA show” 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintthecrippler Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 10 games for having a platonic sleepover with a supermodel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 10 games for having a platonic sleepover with a supermodel. Completely deserved. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 10 games for having a platonic sleepover with a supermodel. Completely deserved. I'd say he got off light. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 5 games for starring in an Adam Sandler movie. Even I'm disappointed I got off that easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Was the supermodel Giselle? I think that should have been factored into the decision 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 One game for "I'm a white person and I released a rap album". STERN WARNING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Sheldon Richardson of the Jets just typed in "Caught street racing at 140 mph with a kid in the car and the car stinking of pot" We'll see what the generator comes back with. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 No one posted the photo of the "creaters look up" plane over the Pats camp yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Sheldon is a special kinda stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 A U.S. District Court judge on Thursday ordered the NFL and NFL Players Association to try to resolve their differences over New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's suspension without litigation. Judge Richard M. Berman, who has been assigned to the Brady case, also suggested the sides "tone down their rhetoric." In an order filed Thursday in the Southern District of New York, Berman wrote: "While this litigation is ongoing, it is appropriate (and helpful) for all counsel and all parties in this case to tone down their rhetoric." He added: "If they have not already done so, the parties and counsel are directed forthwith actively to begin to pursue a mutually acceptable resolution of the case. "The earth is already sufficiently scorched, the Court's view." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLSigman Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 10 games for having a platonic sleepover with a supermodel. Completely deserved. I'd say he got off light. I thought it was that he didn't get off at all? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I literally have no idea what the rest of the story is, or if there even is a story, but just saw a LeSean McCoy quote "For the record there was no big orgy or anything". I'm just going to go ahead and pass it along out of context because it's amazing as such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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