Death From Above

Absolutely. Honestly, it's really a totally unique meteor in the video game sky. I played the NES version myself. Fuck, the XBOX remake is like 20 years old now, jesus christ

Nearly broke down crying in the shower after trying on all my pants and realizing how few of them my stupid fat ass that won't stop eating can still actually get in. My life's pathetic, have a nice day.

Can't wait for it to somehow have one quarter of the features of Sid Meier's Pirates which came out like 6000 years ago!

So I bought and played some Trombone Champ and I honestly haven't laughed this hard in all of 2022. It's not the game we deserve, but it is the game we need. Is it worth like $15 bucks to make an ass out of myself and laugh? Sure, probably.

The Creator Has a Master Plan must be one of the most buck wild pieces of music ever made.

I will never forget someone I know calling Jimmy G "Italian Kirk Cousins" and honestly nothing over time has ever been proven more true

I didn't even find the basic sorcery trainer that is literally in the starting area of the game until my second playthrough lmao I started a new character today and I'm instantly reminded how much I love the world design where you can just wander about, free of time pressure or a quest log, and do whatever seems worth doing. Also this is true of all Fromsoft games but especially this one, the more you play the more you realize the devs honestly do want you to succeed. There's always items and materials stashed about specicifically helpful for making sure you have what you need for the area, it's just a matter of finding them. The scale of this game means it rewards that exploration far more than any other game they've done. I still think in terms of pure combat that the Sekiro system might be their best game, but still... Elden Ring is probably the closest thing to my dream video game that has ever existed. I could come back to it once a year for the rest of my life and be cool with it. And I know for a fact there's still a ton of stuff I've never seen or done.

Tamawashi becomes the oldest yusho winner ever. Gotta say he thoroughly deserved it, he was a rock all tournament. These chumps had nothing for him.

Insane stuff.

Thinking about firing this up again and starting as a Prisoner, doing some fucking weird Arcane weapon build.

Me every day just trying my best:

Technically the game is out so that's YOUR FAULT

The true winner.

I promise you will not see a better gaming clip this month.

I really don't want to keep harping on this gross topic, but, like, the Oilers are kinda gross and there's no real way to avoid seeing that. Vrtanen is a mediocre KHL player at this point that shouldn't even be in the top 100 PTO options, the only reason to even bring him in is to be an ass at this point. Honestly unsure how much attention I'll be paying to the NHL this year. I went to a bunch of Junior A games in Vegreville last year and had way more fun than I've had following this dumpster fire of an NHL team for years so I might just stick to that.

I am actually shocked the Dodgers aren't first because I am under the impression the totality of their pitching staff has a GDP higher than some countries.

I don't think a single human being had "Tamawashi vs Hokutofuji" as the yusho showdown but I am absolutely here for it.

I'd say fuck Brett Favre but given his history of phone incidents we can safely assume he's had way too much fucking already.

Surely to god the Yankees can't possibly blow this big a division lead...

Sometimes I just think about this, randomly, for no reason.

There's one of those Publisher's Sales on Steam right now where publisher's whole catalogues get discounted, I decided to grab the PC versions of Resident Evil 0, 1, 2, 3, and 4 and a fair amount of DLCs for like $50 Canadian total.