MGFanJay Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 TNA on TLC Come on, they fit right in Joe's new finisher will be the Cup a Fart, because HE'S FAT! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Dixie eats chalk AND shit? I never would have known that without this thread... It's really a shame that TNA doesn't even have a fanbase to troll at a time like this. I will give Dixie props for continuing to blather about on-going negotiations on Twitter. That's just carny as fuck, a pity that's the only thing she's ever done well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Outside the wrestling business, it's just called "being full of shit," and it's not particularly unique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Anyone without Twitter is missing out. Russo's already blocked three of my accounts. And the night's still young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I love that all Russo can say is "HURR DURR YOU GUYS HAVE NO FOLLOWERS BRO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 "You're being a sheep, bro. Think for yourself and worship at the feet of the creative genius!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ape Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 "So how does it feel to be the Ted McGinley of professional wrestling?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I told my boss today about TNA being canceled. He seems legit disappointed. I think I might work for EN090. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 You poor soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Ask if he has twitter for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 But be aware that he may call you a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Don't be dissing Hardcore Pawn in here. The Gold family feud is booked exceedingly well. It's the very best of Vince, Shane and Steph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 The old man has the best skullet this side of Hogan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooker Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'm really going to miss making Moonsault Sanada jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Don't be dissing Hardcore Pawn in here. The Gold family feud is booked exceedingly well. It's the very best of Vince, Shane and Steph. Les is carny as at least ten kinds of fuck; Seth is the only one with any damn sense; and Ashley just yells and uses her "Les is my daddy!" privilege. Yup. I sees it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EN090 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 They've found a new TV deal already! Better go link this to my twitter... Spike TV’s sudden announcement that it will no longer broadcast Impact Wrestling seemed to spell doom for Total Non-Stop Action (TNA) Wrestling, but the promotion has reportedly inked a promising new TV deal with the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN). Starting in September, Impact Wrestling will be added to the Wednesday afternoon line-up on OWN, sandwiched between Divine Design and Life With LaToya. Although the predominantly female demographic of OWN is a stark change from Spike TV’s male-dominated viewership, TNA president Dixie Carter is reportedly confident that “ratings can only go up.” According to a contract leaked online, the deal with OWN will necessitate some changes to the format and presentation of Impact Wrestling, including: The program will only be 30 minutes long, and will include at least one makeover per episode Dr. Oz will do all drug testing for TNA, to ensure wrestlers are on a strict regimen of homeopathic remedies and The Dr. Oz Miracle Lemon Ginger Cleanse® Every episode will be broadcast from a gently lit studio, where members of a studio audience will cheer wildly in hopes that Oprah will give away free stuff The TNA roster will be at least 80 percent female, and contain no fewer than three fabulous interior decorators Absolutely no fighting will be allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Please for the love of gawd tell me this is from the onion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Laugh if you want, but OWN is the operating base of more grifters and pickpockets than the county fair. TNA would fit right in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victor Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Just when Jim Ross' non compete has run out, TNA is pretty much gone. Cannot understand her devotion to Russo. Which on-going negotiation has a better chance of succeeding: 1: Ukraine's on going negotiation with Russia? 2. Israel's with the Palestinian's? 3. TNA's with Spike TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVileOne Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Anyone without Twitter is missing out. Russo's already blocked three of my accounts. And the night's still young. Why three Twitters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 "So how does it feel to be the Ted McGinley of professional wrestling?" Russo doesn't have a Married With Children on his resume. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzil Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Please for the love of gawd tell me this is from the onion? http://www.kayfabenews.com/impact-wrestling-signed-oprah-winfrey-network/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red is Dead Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 so has he moved onto the anger stage yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Probably "bargaining," digging change out of the couch cushions to try and buy it himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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