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This show was quite a month-long slow-motion kick to the nuts. The first two matches had me excited and into it. Alexa is so fantastic. Miz is so fantastic. They both deserve so much better. Then the One-Two punch of Randy Orton being like a treadmill workout to watch and Carmella being some kind of Kroll Show version of a wrestler staggered me...hard. Even though I left the room for Orton, the sheer power of his boringness seeped into the wifi and contaminated my bones. And watching Charlotte Flair have to play fight with a strange defective blonde child and lose was bewildering and embarassing like a skit at a family picnic where the family has a prodigious child that likes to put on skits and we all have to watch them. But then Elias splashed some water on my face and told me I could do it. And you know what? I think I can! Thanks, Elias! You are so great! Please do more. Then Big Cass put me in a sleeper hold and I tried and tried to keep going because I knew Daniel Bryan would save me. And then he did! He ended it, pretty quickly and told me now we could be together. But then a PA announcement decreed that Big Cass was going to never ever ever stop being there and ruining Daniel Bryan and I wept openly because I knew I was in the Clockwork Orange world and everything is just going to be like this and never make sense always. And then AJ Styles and Nakamura wrestled for, something like 7 hours and for nothing. For nothing. They wrestled for 3 days without food or sleep and then on the third day they just said "That's that we're leaving now." And the people said "But why did you even? Why did we even?" And they said "We just like cardio bye." And why can't they just FUCKING DO SOMETHING????? And I lay down and closed my eyes and tried to stop breathing. Then they reminded me there were still TWO matches left and my soul left my body. And then there was a Three Stooges short, which was nice, except it was a little weird because Moe was fat and Canadian and Larry was Syrian and they had all the best punch lines. I think it was a Joe Dorita, because the third guy wasn't funny and he was black and it was weird because it was like the only one where Vernon Dent wins and beats the shit out of the stooges and was a giant hillbilly. I may have been having a death mirage at that point. Then they introduced Roman Reigns and turned down the crowd noise so much and so suddenly that my Roku stuttered and told me to check my audio settings. And when I went into settings to check them, my Roku spoke to me and said "Look, we're out right now. We're out and they don't know it. We don't have to go back, you know. We can just not go back. You know nothing good is going on in there." But I knew I had to go back. I did and Mchael Cole quickly told me someone "has absolutely no absence of malice" and I knew I wanted to live if only that I meet Michael Cole some day and punch him in the mouth. So I guess I have to give this show a thumb up. I can't right now because my brain has shut down to the point that I cannot send the "up" signal to either thumb. But I will pencil it in to do alter since despite literally killing my soul and squatting down and squat-peeing into my grave hole for hours and hours, in the end it renewed my desire to live, even if the only reason I have to wake up and locomote my beaten and dessicated body out into the world in the morning is the small chance I might get to punch Michael Cole in the mouth some day. Some day.... I'm writing all of this during the main event, which is so boring that this is what I'm doing while it's on. This and literally looking at review of the tactical LED flashlight that you deep fry and then feed to an alligator and then roll over the alligator with a truck wheel and then when the dying alligator poops out the tactical LED flashlight, it will still melt the retinas of any intruder when you focus down the beam to a tiny dot. The reviews are pretty good. Let this chronicle be a warning to any and all who might stumble into this show. It is not your friend. It is poison. Oh, Roman Reigns won. Okay. Cool. My grave hole is getting warmer. Nice. Oh my god, now two dummies are going to describe all of this for money on a thing I'm paying them for and I'm going to watch it because I am a fucking brain dead slug. All in all, this was a great experience, guys!9 points
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Season 2 of the Edge and Christian show is currently being filmed.6 points
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If I had any of those Fangoria pins or especially a full set of Fright Flicks cards I would die a happy man. The Fright Flicks cards -- can you imagine any other world than the American late '80s where somehow those were socially permissible to give to little kids?! Well...3 points
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He just name-checked Bobby Heenan and said this doofus Talking Smack guy will never talk like him. I think I just felt Miz's baby kick in my uterus. Guys, Miz just impregnated me through Talkin Smack.2 points
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THEN WHY DID U ALMOST CORPSE< RUSEV DAY????? WHY DID YOU ALMOST CORPs!!!!?????2 points
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When arguably the two best high flyers on the planet are baffled by how you did a spot...2 points
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As I promised, my 2013 interview with Jim Cornette. https://t.co/dP5boNVu6R Jim was great, but this is not my best work. Maybe I was nervous, but I know I could have done way better.2 points
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Joe is a guy who if you give him any time will get over. He could be put in another feud with Brock and people would buy it.2 points
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Joe can lose every night and be credible. Former TNA guys are very durable, like how Rasputin was immune to poison.2 points
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as someone who loved Because The Internet and was lukewarm on Awaken My Love, this single alone makes me excited for whatever Gambino is planning2 points
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Stan Hansen had a great elbow drop, but this is the only gif I could find of one. The Cactus Elbow wasn't the prettiest, but it is pretty iconic.2 points
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This is a simulation of Bryan kicking Cass repeatedly. Come on. Who sells like that?1 point
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Fuck Seth Rollins for kicking out of two perfectly hit Skull Crushing Finales. Six more months out of the main event picture for you.1 point
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Right now I'd send The Revival back. They've gotten off to a bad start on the main roster with injuries and now they're lost in the shuffle. They could spice up the tag division in NXT and regain some of their mojo. Plus, it would help the guys down there to work with an experienced tag team. Revival vs. Street Profits, Heavy Machinery, Undisputed Era, Pete Dunne and co..1 point
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They were hired by the only promotion they did not send a photo to.1 point
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I'd like to see Big Show go down there. Somewhat of a full circle story from when he got sent back down to OVW way back when - going back down there of his own volition to take out the entitled rookies who don't know how good they got it. Him and Lars could do some good stuff.1 point
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I'd also like to add that the Bone Soldier reveal was, like, Exhibit A as to why Tama Tonga is just never going to be anything beyond the midcard tag guy. Sure, he kinda stinks in the ring, but if he could talk *at all*, somebody could do something with him. Maybe not New Japan, but WWE, sure. But dude can't even make it through a simple introduction of a new BC member without rambling borderline incoherently.1 point
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LeBron is a better shooter, passer, and rebounder, has on average went further in the playoffs annually, and already has more great seasons. Jordan has a higher scoring average and more rings. But LeBron's longevity is gonna be what puts his argument over the top.1 point
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Did you not see the shit TNA did to him and he bounced back. Losing to what WWE considers their number 2 guy is water off a ducks back.1 point
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Fair enough. I already lived it with the McCourts, but the nightmare is too real since it is still going on in Queens.1 point
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Pretty good show. Closing segment and lucha tag were great. Only thing that rubbed me the wrong way is how the commentators talked about Cage. "He let him do that!" Slippery slope there.1 point
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Lebron is Brock Lesnar and the rest of the East is Roman Reigns. I'll always be MJ 4 Life, but this playoff run by Lebron might be of the greatest things I've ever seen. He could have fucked off like he has before, (he did at least one game in the Indiana series) because his team is giving him garbage, and no one would have blamed him. Well they would, but I think more people would actually defend him this time.1 point
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That is the story not what some random shitty clickbait wannabe WON site says1 point
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For something that initially looked like it was going to border on self-parody, Cobra Kai was way better than it had any right to be.1 point
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I think I'm starting to honestly come around to the "LeBron is the GOAT" side.1 point
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If you can get a free month of Youtube Red, watch Cobra Kai. Hell I would say its worth ten dollars, even if I have no idea if Youtube Red has anything else worth watching.1 point
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This is a perfect reason why there should be dates published on stories and press releases.1 point
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Which reminds me that some of the best dialogue in the movie consisted of back and forth between two ore more characters rather than single character exposition so if you were in a theater with people who would not shut the fuck up, you probably missed out on some quality stuff.1 point
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BONE SOLDIER HAS FINALLY COME HOME! He's shrank 8 inches and lost 60 lb or more, but his rehabbing has done wonders! He looks like a whole new man!1 point
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From the comments of said post rusevig: Don’t stir up the pot WWE social media guy !!!!!!!1 point
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Can we all agree that no matter how good/bad he is, his superplex spots being a normal spot in his matches is fucking awful? Probably not.1 point
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"We're not here to just STEAL the show. Nah. We're gonna TAKE it." Dolph Ziggler just took it to the next level, guys. Hopefully this is a reoccurring shtick. "We're not here to just talk. Nah. We're gonna communicate."1 point
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Never having seen it - I was mystified. But fuck me sideways - it was Stewart and Mckellan. I would have sold my mother to get tickets.1 point
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