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Santino's stunner sell is second to this:

The T9.99?

I'm guessing King's restaurant is primarily fried chicken and BBQ This was on Facebook and is too funny not to post EDIT: I was right on one front, but no fried chicken? Didn't he say he ate that like every day? Here's the menu. "The King Doesn't Wait, Why Should You"... ho boy. https://jerrylawlerbbq.com/menu/main/

Finally we can get Jim Herds vision of Spartacus!

Lawler is the creepy uncle nobody wishes they had/try to forget they have.

Legit one of the funniest sentences I've ever read on here.

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile? Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun, huh? Would you like it if others laughed at YOUR misfortune, hmm? Maybe we should find out! [Pulls down Enzo's pants and commands him to walk down to the ring] ? Nowwww march! Hey, everyone! Look at this; it's that boy who laughs at everyone! Let's laugh at him! Greeting the people! Send them kisses.

For proper size reference, those are just normal-sized lamp chops they're holding...

How could we forget...

WWE Cannon Ball run would be awesome. If Flair is healthy enough I sat give him the Dean Martin role. And Vince can be Sammy Davis Jr.

I always liked CM Punk's idea of WWE Films doing a Cannonball Run-esque movie with the whole roster.

If WWE Films just remade older action movies using their roster, I would watch every movie (unless they cast Roman as the Terminator).

Let's just call a spade a spade: people wanna play armchair booker and have things their way, and will complain otherwise. We are all guilty of this. What we should do is realize that everyone -- especially the wrestlers -- are held to the whims of a geriatric madman and getting anything good out of it is a blessing in disguise.

@Beech27 Finn did it at a NXT show.

Good stuff:

What did?

Bret said he was told he was suppose to face Warrior at I think the Rumble and win cleanly by submission. But even he seemed skeptical about it.

Kings face reminds me of A Chucky doll. Scary and creepy all at the same time.

Uh, kids?

No, LAX unified the Tag Titles by winning the TNA and GFW belts at the same time. They're now feuding with OVE, who are doing a 'brother Tag team who have nothing in common' gimmick. They don't look alike or wrestle alike is their gimmick. Although they're the same height and build, and wrestle the same style as each other, but one is a blonde and one is a brunette.

He's an independent contractor he doesn't have to tell them shit, that doesn't pertain to the job the have contracted him to do.

WOW. Cejudo is looking like that guy we thought he'd be. That right hand was money but I,d like to see what it does against somebody who boxes orthodox. Feed Cejudo a beatable ranked dude with a name (basically he should kill Sergio) and give him another shot next year.

I have no interest in trolling the Penn State fanbase, but somewhere Joe Paterno is looking up and smiling.

@Dolfan in NYC will be happy to know TWC's Jim Cantore has decamped Miami for Tampa. Folks in Tampa will be unhappy for the same reason.

Wyatt can replace Buscemi's character. Shit, he even sings "He's Got the Whole World In His Hands" in it. Hell, remake the damn movie with all WWE guys in it while we're at it.

I've never realized how much I want a Con Air remake with Stone Cold in it until now.

Being cursed at by Flair is an honor, like being slapped by Inoki.

I thought Kairi knew a little elbow drop wouldn't beat Bianca, so she threw her whole body at her. Didn't see it as a botch, more a desperation move from the tiny pirate onto the much bigger Bianca.

I don't think it's about PPV buys (because if that was the case, every other division would be gone) as it is about making highly competitive fights. They have a good core of fighters that can give you entertaining fights. The glaring flaw is that none of those dudes are really going to beat Demetrious Johnson anytime soon. DJ has to move up to bantamweight so the division can move on. Once he has the record, there is absolutely nothing left for him accomplish at flyweight. You want to have a 4 man mini tournament for the vacant belt...do that because you need something that's not Demetrious Johnson vs. a random body.

We reviewed this over at Segunda Caida http://segundacaida.blogspot.com/2017/09/mae-young-classic-episode-5.html We think you guys are nuts for praising that Laith v. Evers mess

Lance is the greatest grandpa I never had / wished I had.

Why? It is fairly accurate. I am watching TWC and they are talking about the possibility of 30 ft. tides in Miami when the hurricane lands because the wind will push the tides higher. The wind field for this storm is the width of Florida. There is a 90 mile margin of error 2 days out. Expecting everyone to tell you what you want to hear is silly. This is a major storm that will significantly affect the entire panhandle. There is no sugarcoating this. A forty or fifty mile change is meaningless in the big picture when you factor in tides and rain. Everyone has known about this for possibility for a week now Are you this dependant on your tech and social media you cannot critically think and rationalize that this is a major storm that will disrupt millions of lives potentially on the scale which we have never seen before?

-I think it's pretty clear that, from time to time--and for better or for worse--NXT is just gonna take a half-step outside of its own canon. Asuka's sendoff was one such moment, and viewed that way, I enjoyed it. Her suit was amazing too. -I also think the women's division will be fine in her absence, even without her losing the title. Of course we'll have to wait and see, but there's about to be a significant talent infusion to a pool that's steadily getting compelling on its own. I'm excited to see where it goes. -Happy to see Almas find his footing, and I enjoyed Itami/Ohno; but I still can't shake the feeling they're all just sorta... there, and I want better for them than that. Of course that's somewhat a challenge inherent to NXT; either your trajectory points towards the title, the main roster, or you seem stagnant quickly.

Belladonna sounds crazy. Nice to see TCM play an anime film.

When Stone Cold was answering fan questions about whose sell of the stunner he liked most, I was a little disappointed Santino didn't get a mention: The whole build up to that was so funny. I miss Santino

At least they'd be putting over the person who'd be there the next week?

AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT

Wait, what? SID wrestled in Japan?! I imagine him trying to fistbump the fans yet they all just scatter at the sight

"'Crime in Gotham.' In other news, 'Water: Wet.'"

MYC spoiler:

Frankly, Graves is a better commentator than Corino.

Also, I have a hard time believing Bully Ray is super-accommodating to all the neckbeards he meets in the airport at 5am.

And he wasn't talking about a restaurant. Then he zoomed off to do a tour with Bill O'Reilly.

Like Diana Smith?