Lawful Metal

Diontae Johnson waived by Texans after throwing a fit about his usage. Cade Stover TE2 to IR. means we got two open roster spots for a certain someone who said he’d answer the call if Demeco needed him …

Play of the year !

CALLED IT

I forgot to add the Mayu v AZM was 5 minutes of perfect sprint. Someone recommended the Mercedes Hazuki so we watched it right before wrestle kingdom but this one blew the Mercedes match out of the water. I’m not really a stardom watcher but maybe I should.

I am a single issue voter. This is my position. DO IT.

Just finished WrestleKingdom. Ended up really really loving Tanahashi / EVIL and Tsuji v Finley. Takeshita / Shingo was really good but maybe I’m crazy but I think they could have had an even better match ? Maybe they’re saving it for the sequel. Honestly Takeshita feels like main eventer already. Hhhhhhhated that main event. ZSJ was wrestling for both of them. No fire, ever from Shota. The one time it seemed like he was getting somewhere was when he shoved his dad down. He seems competent but he doesn’t bring anything original or unique. He feels like a pastiche of a bunch of different guys with a CAW moveset. He probably needs a heel turn. House of Torture? With Red Shoes perpetually disappointed by his failson. And I love ZSJ. Loved the Ranbo too. Douki Despe was awesome for the first 4 minutes before the arm break.

Hopefully he gets the bulk of the carries

Someone should totally hire Bobby Slowik. Totally.

Things are lining up PERFECTLY for the Texans to make a run. CJ Stroud has his mojo back! OC Bobby Slowik auditioning for head coach again (The Jets have already requested an interview!) Diontae Johnson is a pro bowl level receiver and he’s bought in and ready to rock! Our Offensive Line woes have been fixed with the latest reconfiguration and we ain’t scared of no pass rush! Apparently we have TWO stud RBs that’ll run all over the field trucking dudes! Chargers record is padded with terrible defenses and have not seen the level of a secondary like the Texans with Stingley and Lassiter and Bullock! Our two DE Anderson Jr. and Hunter (who went to high school with my big kids in Katy) are gonna feast on the Statuesque Herbert and literally commit cannibalism and eat him alive. Azeez Al-Shair is back from suspension and ready to literaly commit murder if Herbert even thinks about sliding! So he probably shouldn’t. I mean, poor Azeez was literally in a dark place after the Lawrence hit. He was the lowest he’s ever been, and this is a guy who’s house burned down, was homeless in high school, and had to live with the consequences of his actions for like three weeks. You don’t know what he’s capable of! And Jim Harbaugh what a joke, can’t even win a Super Bowl like his brother. AND THEN The absolute worst 15-2 team of all time who we almost beat on their field even after we sacrificed our tiniest WR on a friendly fire touchdown catch and made everyone cry. It’s basically a layup because everyone knows the Chiefs are gonna be arrogant and take it for granted and think they can just turn it on in the 4th just because they have the best coach and the best QB and Taylor Swift and the refs and Jesus Christ I hate the chiefs and my pure spite and malice is all the fuel the Texans will need! AND THEN We already beat the Bills this year and we beat the Bills in the playoffs before with a rapist at QB more interested in getting his butt penetrated than actually playing football AND THEN Only one team intercepted Jared Goff 5 times in one game and it’s the Texans and they’ll definitely do that again especially now that half the Lions are on IR and probably even more by the Super Bowl AND This is definitely the week JJ Watt is coming out of retirement And oh shit we seriously lost to the Lions after intercepting Goff five times you got to be shitting me

Judo Master Amen Thompson! whats so weird is that Amen is a chill dude who’d be the last guy I’d expect to bust out some Karo Parisyian type stuff. Herro is basically Cortland Finnegan in this situation

SOUNDS DOABLE

ARE BENGALS STILL ALIVE?

I just watched Jericho - Ishii and that was way way way better than it had any right to be

Hey I just barely watched Full Gear and Worlds End is tomorrow. is there a definitive guide to the must see continental classic matches? I probably can’t burn through all the dynamites collisions rampages