Lawful Metal

Despite winning the first two rounds, it always felt inevitable that Alex was going to put him down. Once he figured out the right hook was open, it was over. Those body shots at the end were BRUTAL. Put respect on Khalil's name. I don't know who you put against Alex, and frankly, it doesn't matter.

Psycho Goreman is #1 and the best. NOT GOD, NOT GOD, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I dragged my daughter to a midnight showing at Alamo and we both went in blind- all we knew was it was a horror movie. Blew us both away, and we still reference years later

Psycho Goreman is on Shudder by the same director

They really need to stop teasing me like this

The new Blood Incantation is out of this fucking world. Absolutely incredible.

I'm proud of the Astros. They were left for dead at the beginning of the season and they came back and won the division. Can't hate that the hungrier team won. If this is it for Bregman, it's been wonderful, I still love you. Unless you go to the Yankees or Dodgers

Skubal's great. Fun scare in the 9th, but too little too late. Let's see what the next two days tell us.

Yordan is back! Verlander not on the wildcard roster

I’m starting a trial tomorrow — are you on my jury???

Haven’t watched a live Dynamite in a minute. It flew by. I’m assuming this is Nigel’s swan song? Perfect match to go out on if that’s the case. Hook and Roddy was great, loved the unexpected show of respect at the end. Quasi face turn? Retiring the belt makes sense. Hook probably outgrew it, and it doesn’t make sense outside of a “Team Taz” type and Hook was the only one left. Im not a Bucks hater, so I loved the match. The Bucks superpower is their timing, especially on breaking up the pin. Yes, the Bucks traditionally always kick out of ridiculous spots. I know. But it usually just ratchets the tension up and up and up to a fever pitch. It just sucks that it led to typical Don Callis bullshit. I think Don Callie has outlived his usefulness. Honestly I wish he’d be a main color commentator instead of a manager. I mean, for such a heat magnet, everyone he manages is basically a face or indefinitely injured. Mariah May throws strikes like she hates humanity. Lots of people throw a shotgun dropkick but few put that amount of stink on it. I wish Riho was in this role instead of Yuka. if Willow is here, does this mean we get Stat vs Mone?

Astros win the division!!! Woohoo!

I can't believe they haven't fired Doug Pederson yet! So either the Jags are gonna be fired up and fighting for Pederson's (and Baalke's) jobs or they just gon quit against the Texans. We'll see. Oh crap. Laremy Tunsil just did another false start!

Count me and Lawful Jr. in.

Yordan Alvarez has a knee sprain. Which, after how they handled and lied about Kyle Tucker's injury, probably means it's already been amputated.

welp that sucked

No suspension! Now are the Vikings and Darnold for real?

How can you not love this guy? I thank the Old Gods and the New that the idiot Panthers thought that Bryce would be better ... based on what I have no idea.

said Jon Jones style spinning back elbow in the endzone

Texans win!!! super sloppy play on both sides. Hip drop tackles, Azeez punching random dudes not even in the game, Caleb sacked 7 times, and Nico Collins hit a Jon Jones style spinning back elbow while scoring a touchdown. not quite sold on generational talent Caleb.

Colts Jags Tits all lose. WOW.

not sure how excited I am that the pendulum was swung back towards wrestlers over strikers but I guess for every Belal and Merab (and to a certain extent Valentina) we're still lucky to have Alex Pereira. That Zellhuber / Ribovics was absolutely batshit. Zellhuber was out there doing the inflatable man dance for like a minute straight, full on turning his back and running, tripping on the octagon and falling on his face and still not getting knocked out. Incredible. Same with the Rodriguez Osbourne fight, although on a much less technical-skill level.

Well hell, I’m gonna be a grandpa again. Grandbaby number 3 coming April 2025.