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A big check written out to Mark Henry with the Memo section reading "AIR BILL"

It's a safe bet considering the title of the book is "YES I FUCKED MACHO MAN OKAY?"

I'll take Hardhome every day of the week.

Thanks for spoiling the ending to the Mania 34 Zayn/Owens main event.

When you asked her why, did she say "you can't teach that"?

Not fearing Gojira...

free Orbitz gum?

Or Vince unfroze and finally saw the EACSTTROA

No one suspects the Spanish Inquisition.

Lesser version of Darkseid? Does Darkseid have a customized helicopter? I think not!

Not sure this is wrestling-related but it is fucking spectacular. JEWISH BRAWLERS OF YESTERYEAR!

If Enzo can't bump, why not put him on the announce team. Have Enzo replace Byron on RAW. This way Enzo can still smack talk and can cheer on Big Cass. I could see Enzo as a babyface version of Bobby Heenan. Imagine at the Rumble next year with Enzo on the mic and Big Cass comes in at like number four and gets a good run with Enzo flipping out on color the entire time. I could just picture Simon Gotch saving Cass from elimination and Enzo finally says something nice about him and as soon as Gotch punches Cass, Enzo immediately calls him sawft. Of course my other announce team change is that Corey Graves becomes Eva Marie's personal color commentator on the main roster and eventually replaces Lawler on Smackdown.

This week at least was actually totally fine. Solid booking psychology. Osha/Tonks tries to use the same move she used to beat Theon in Season 2, Ramsay has it scouted and thwarts it, because of course Theon told him everything. It's just the fatigue of him going over with the Superflayedman Punch all the other times. Making myself try to forget all that, I enjoyed this. Also further imperils Rickon Morton, because now he's really alone.

I thought Nazi's were supposed to make shit run on time?

Damn you JT, now I'm really wishing that they cast Ian McDiarmad as the High Sparrow instead of Jonathan Pryce.

If I had a dime for every time I wasn't entertained by Enzo and Cass catchphrases, I'd have... ...ZERO DIMES!

Why? They're making good money and in a top program in WWE. Gallows is a marginal wrestler at best and Anderson is old and wants to be at home. They could have taken the TNA offer...

Pentagon Jr vs Fenix from Lucha Powerhouse in Texas on May 13. Randomly found this on Youtube looking up the AAW match. Pentagon has some fun with the kids at ringside and Fenix makes use of the unique venue to do a cool dive.

Warriors in 4.

Add Finkel helping us all find out who drew number one in the ROYAL. RUMBLE!

So did anyone else see Simmons' promo on HBO last night? Did anyone not want to volunteer to spend the rest of your natural life punching it in the face?

No bacon?

It is an act of war, but it is an act of war from the religious leader who is in power because the entire population hates the ruling family. The show has done a really poor job of showing it, but the main food producing "kingdoms" of the 7 Kingdoms are The Riverlands and The Reach. The Reach is where 80% of the fighting was done in the War of the Five Kings. Tywin sent the Mountain around burning farms, destroying crops, and stealing their money. The Reach, where the Tyrell's rule are giving most of their crops to the royal family. Almost everyone else is starving, broke, and pissed at the Lannisters. The High Sparrow walked barefoot, like Baelor "The Blessed" did before him, spreading the faith, feeding people, and gathering support in the most war torn areas. All of those people are in Kings Landing, and ready for the Lannisters to try some dumb shit. They have the numbers, they have the support, and they believe the have the gods on their side. If they kill the High Sparrow they will essentially have to slaughter countless of "innocent" people to do it. There is no upside to starting a war against religious zealots, they will win even if they lose.

Let's just put it this way Niners was wrong about Drive's soundtrack

I agree, that bat flip is probably my favorite baseball moment ever, and I don't give two shits about the Rangers, Blue Jays or any team not in Cleveland(my favorite team) or Washington(The games I go to).

I'm pretty sure it was Joey Bats that delivered the knockout blow to the Rangers when it mattered last October lol

Branch? We could plant the tree.

If only he could find some kind of formula that could erase the living.

We need to get a show where her, Antonia Thomas, and Nathalie Emmanuel on a R-rated Charlies Angels show. Many nude scenes would be involved, and I'd be the the world's #1 authority everything surrounding the show.

There was some confusion. The production people kept asking when they were being paid and the Harris Bros. kept saying, "Nein."

Pryce has that voice, tho. I would totally mark if he made Jaime burst into flames while shouting WHO ARE YOU TO CHALLENGE THE WILL OF THE TRUE GOD, KINGSLAYER~!

That was all her - http://www.ew.com/article/2016/05/15/game-thrones-emilia-clarke-dany

Those excuses rank up there with "That coward Marty Jannetty jumped through the window to escape Shawn Michaels."

What would Zemo do for Thanos? Run his Youtube channel? IT'S YA BOY ZEMO, BACK AGAIN WITH MORE NEWS ON THE COMING OF THE MAD TITAN! COMMENT, LIKE, SUBSCRIBE!

My favorite Michael Buffer memory was watching Nitro with my dad as a kid and my dad just shitting on Buffer. "The main event is starting with 9 minutes to go until 11? It'll take this fucker 9 minutes just to do the introductions!"

I feel like aged, wily but past his prime pure babyface Steamboat vs cocky, dickhead Owens would be a match remembered about for a long time in places like this.

Cyborg sure lived up to all the hype. Cris Cyborg, the man, the myth, the legend.

It means she likes guys that aren't SAWFT. Congrats!

Kevin Dunn: JTG Vince: Who's he? Kevin Dunn: You know, black guy, was in some mid-card tag team for a while Vince Oh, yeah. Kevin Dunn Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here. Kevin Dunn I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck. Kevin Dunn So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch. Vince Great. Vince: So, uh, JTG has been let go? Kevin Dunn: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally. Kevin Dunn: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end.

We could definitely branch into perv television.

My 13-year old daughter is definitely a product of my DNA. We saw the extended trailer for The Shallows while waiting for Civil War to start and when the shark fucking dofphined out of the water and bit that dude in half, she jumped to the edge bright eyed and her seat and said, "HEY DAD, CAN WE GO SEE THAT~?" To which I replied, "WE SURE THE HELL CAN, KIDDO~!" Life is beautiful.

When's Enzo coming back? I think if he had come back last week even for just a promo to bring Cass to the ring, the place would have lit up like a fireworks disaster.

Agreed. The match needs a stip in it. So what are we thinking. Cage or loser leaves?

This series is going to rule hard.

TRIGGER WARNING: DAVEY RICHARDS Those Sabu botches...I can hear the Table of Japan laughing all the way across the ocean